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Musical guest, Corinne Bailey rae. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 475, connecticut steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, hey, please enjoy yourselves. Thank you thank you. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. Here you are. Youre watching the tonight show. Youre here. Thank you, guys. Heres who people are talking about. The New York Times just did a a big profile on donalum and revealed that he has lifesized portraits of Ronald Reagan and john wayne at his campaign headquarters. [ laughter ] and if you dont see them right away, its because theyre right behind a 25foot tall portrait of donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] its right behind if you move it out of the way, you maybe can see a little bit of john wayne. Howdy. Howdy, pilgrim. [ laughter ] steve here you go again. Jimmy meanwhile, Donald Trumps Campaign Manager recently compared himself to the jockey who rides american pharoah. [ light laughter ] which is ironic, because if he gets elected, donald trump will change the title of president to american pharoah. [ laughter and applause ] i will build my own pyramid. Everyone will live in pyramids. Cnn is reporting that mitt romney has given up on trying to recruit an independent candidate to run against donald trump. Yeah. You can tell romney is depressed, because last night, he drank an entire bottle of ginger ale. He just went for it. Went for it. Theres actually some good news out of washington. I read that for the third year in a row, washington d. C. Was named the fittest city in the u. S. Namely because Michele Obama goes around slapping pizza out of everyones hands. Hey, is that pizza . [ slapping ] pizza . [ slapping ] come here. Can i have a bite of that pizza . [ slapping ] [ laughter ] im the first lady, you want me to sign that pizza . Come here. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] speaking of pizza, i saw that josh groban recently posted a a photo of a pizza someone made thats actually a portrait of him. This is real. Take a look at this. [ laughter ] pretty cool. You know, that customer was like, hey, i ordered half groban, half buble. Whats going on . [ laughter and applause ] [ slapping ] got some violent people. Whats wrong with people . Steve wow. She does not want people eating pizza. Jimmy i couldnt believe this. Steve she slapped the pizza right out of my hand. Jimmy well, you cant beat that pizza. One . Hold my glove, please. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] hand me my glove back. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] still the same sound effect. Very interesting. Yeah. One was my hand, the other was my glove. Steve just a lighter glove. Jimmy a lighter glove. Thank you very much. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] i apologize. My fault. Some tv news. Cbs announced that season 33 of survivor will be called survivor millennials versus genx. Itll start in september, and end 20 minutes later when both teams realized theres no wifi. [ laughter and applause ] can we get a signal, man . Jeff, what is this . Thats right. The next survivor will be millennials versus genx. They say the winner will come down to those who cant to those who cant even. [ laughter and applause ] i cant even. [ laughter ] can i have a bite of that pizza . [ slapping ] [ laughter ] hello, mrs. Obama. This is cool. I read that Leonardo Dicaprio bought an 18,000 chanel bag for his mom while attending the cannes film festival. I would buy my mom a nice bag, too, but then shed have to transfer all of her ketchup packets from her purse. [ laughter ] you never know when youll need them, jimmy. Yeah, i think i do. I think i know when im going to need them. Want an old breath mint with lint on it . No, thanks, mom. Thank you very much. I took the first one off. The second ones just as fresh. Its just like a brand i dont need it, mom. Im good, thanks. Steve have some pop rocks. Jimmy see what you think about this. Theres a new study that finds that most people have something called unethical amnesia, where they cant remember mistakes they made, but have no problem remembering other peoples mistakes. [ laughter ] or as most couples put it, well thats never happened to me, but he does it all of the time. [ cheers and applause ] its something you do. I remember. [ applause ] and finally, the wall street journal just reported that america has a surplus of cheese and that every person in the country would have to eat an extra three pounds of cheese this year to get rid of it. [ cheers and applause ] so the next time the pizza guy judges you for ordering extra cheese, just say, im doing this for america. [ cheers and applause ] [ slapping ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats right welcome to the show. Thank you so much for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i hope youre having a great time. I hope youre having a great time. Im doing this for america [ slapping ] guys, come back tomorrow night. Legendary comedian Billy Crystal will be here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love billy. Billy crystal and i have something very special planned. Its going to be good. You dont want to miss it. But first, joining us tonight, he is one of the funniest and hardest working people we know. He has a big new movie opening tomorrow called neighbors 2 Sorority Rising, seth rogen is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great guy. Steve delightful. Jimmy funny. Funny guy. Seth and i are going to do some stand up later. Its called kid standup. Youll see. Its going to be fun. Plus, hes one of my favorite comedians. Steve hes the b ive known him since he well, not really. I knew him when he first started on saturday night live. I was going to say i knew him back in the day, but i didnt. Steve right. You didnt know him till jimmy i didnt know him until lorne discovered him and saturday night live made him a star. Steve yeah. But then jimmy i take credit for all his success. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy i have nothing to do with his success at all. Steve but you take credit. Jimmy i definitely take credit for it. Steve yeah, why not . Jimmy yeah, im, like, dude. You should thank me for your career. [ slapping ] [ laughter ] hes one of the funniest, best dudes ever, and hes hosting the Season Finale. This is a big deal when youre a cast member, youre a cast member and its the best thing ever. But now hes hosting the Season Finale of saturday night live, fred armisen is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve freddy. Jimmy i love fred armisen. And we have great music from grammy awardwinner Corinne Bailey rae [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Guys, it is time for tonight [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy you guys, anyone out there on twitter . You guys use twitter at all . [ cheers and applause ] well we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and want to play along with us, we do this thing where every wednesday, i will send out a hashtag. Well flash it on the screen or ill tweet it out or Something Like that. Ill tell you what the hashtag is and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on the topics we give you. So since the movie neighbors 2 Sorority Rising is in theaters tomorrow, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called my weird neighbor. [ laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird or embarrassing that your neighbor has said or done. We got thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for those tweets. I appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought id share some of my favorite ei tweets from you guys. Here we go. This first one is from heartwell 17. He says, my neighbor asked me if i smelled anything funny the other night. I said, no. he replied, good. [ laughter ] you didnt see anything either, did you . Steve you didnt smell like a corpse, did you . Jimmy this is from itsazina. She says, i was taking a a shower and singing believe by cher and at the chorus part i heard my neighbor singing it with me. [ laughter and applause ] do you believe in life after love after love after love thin walls. Steve did i hit that note . [ light laughter ] jimmy this one is from matthewhosey. He says, he would work on his car every day. After two months i offered to help him. He said, its not broken, i just hate my family. [ laughter and applause ] gotcha, buddy. Cool. Have a great day. Take care, buddy. Good to see you. Bye, jeff steve you didnt smell anything . Jimmy no, i didnt smell anything. This ones from chancecarnahan. He says, our new neighbors thought our wifi was our last name, so they gave us a card addressed to the linksys family. [ laughter and applause ] linksys. Im gary linksys, this is my wife susan linksys. Steve this is our son, wifi. My wifey. Jimmy this is my wifey. Mrs. Linksys. Steve my broadband. [ laughter ] jimmy this is our dog, password 123. [ laughter ] good dog. This ones from herbmays. He says, my neighbor decorated my dead tree with empty bud light cans, then sent me a text saying my tree was budding. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. That was pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] thats not bad. Steve come on that and ding dong. This last one is from gerardbro he was thinking of putting a a skylight in his apartment. He lived below me. Well, thank you for letting me know. Theres our tonight show hashtags. Check out more of our favorites. Go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with seth rogen, everybody seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] only one network gives you more than just great coverage. Its tmobile only tmobiles lets you stream video and music for free and we doubled our lte coverage in the last year. The other guys cant say that we got you covered. I cant believe after all these years. People are still listening to this song dragon me neither laughing music plays [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, roots. We are joined right now by a a very funny, very popular comedian, writer, and director. He stars alongside zac efron and rose byrne in a highly anticipated comedy sequel opening tomorrow called neighbors 2 Sorority Rising. Please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, here is seth rogen, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy new york city, they love you, man thank you. Jimmy they love the seth rogen. Yeah. That was dope. Jimmy yeah, that was. Yeah. You cant no. [ cheers and applause ] that was nice. [ cheers ] jimmy you cant say dope. Oh, you cant say that on nbc, right . Jimmy no. You just cant say it around your fans. Oh, yeah. Exactly. [ laughter ] jimmy good to see you here. Yeah. How are you, buddy . Everything good . You look sharp. Im great. Jimmy you look good as always. Im fantastic. I squeezed into a suit. Feeling good. Jimmy you look sharp, buddy. Thank you. Jimmy we have a lot to talk about. Yes. Jimmy cause i love the movie and i also wanna talk about you have a bunch of projects going on. But this sunday at 10 00 p. M. On amc is a show called preacher. Yes. Which i executive produced and we directed the pilot and weve been trying for, like, ten years to make it. Its my favorite comic book ever. Jimmy what is preacher . Im not sure. I dont know about it. Its super confusing to explain. Jimmy okay. cause it has a very large world. Its essentially about a a preacher with a dark past who is tin in texas. And then his best friend is a a vampire. [ laughter ] and he gets inhabited with a a supernatural entity that gives him powers and his exgirlfriend an assassin. [ laughter ] so its one of those shows. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Been there, done that. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy ive seen that. Yeah, yeah. No, im excited to see it because everyone is saying this, like, could be like the new walking dead. Or just its one of those things. So im excited by that. Congratulations. Its exciting, yeah. Thank you. Jimmy so the last time you were here i was so happy your mom and dad were in the audience. They were. It was so nice. Jimmy it was great. And theyre really cool and we were talking to your dad. Your dad had like a nice hunting shirt on. He does wear that, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy it was like the one but theres no hunting here. Everyone knows that. No, hes never hunted. Yes. Jimmy hes never hunted at all . No. [ laughter ] hes a jew from new jersey. Hes never yeah. Jimmy from new jersey. [ laughter ] he had like yeah. But he looked cool and then he also he was wearing a purse. Yes. Jimmy do you remember th he wears a purse. I remember because he wears a a purse. [ laughter ] jimmy but i thought that was just a bit for the thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. My dad fully wears, like, a a womans lesportsac purse. [ laughter ] jimmy a lesportsac. A lesportsac. Am i saying i think thats the pronunciation. Jimmy yeah but i dont know if that counts a purse. Does it . No. Its a purse jimmy yeah. This is a fullon yeah. Its a fullon purse. Jimmy and hes so use to this. He started wearing one day i was just like, whats with the purse, dad . And hes just like, i got too much stuff for my pockets [ laughter ] and i was like, as far as a a reason to have a purse goes, thats a pretty solid one. Jimmy but they were very supportive parents of you and they love you. Hugely supportive. Yeah. They drove me to every comedy show i ever did, my mom. cause i started when i was 13, and so i had no drivers license and so my mom would drive me to shows and watch me tell jokes. Jimmy and where was this . Was this in canada . In vancouver, british columbia, yeah. Jimmy vancouver. Yeah. And my first show i did was at a lesbian bar [ cheers ] called the lotus, which is a a flower. [ laughter ] i didnt understand at the time. I thought it was ladies night. I didnt get, like [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Youre like, its all ladies here. Like, all these ladies here. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy good crowd. Yeah. Jimmy its a good it was a good crowd. Jimmy ladies night. Yeah. And it was really decorated, like, there were lotus, and i didnt get it at the time, i guess, the metaphor, but i was like, wow. They like really like really closeup pictures of blooming flowers in this place. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. And then slowly you got it. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Not till like years later, i was like, wait a minute. No i was i think someone was telling me about georgia okeefe and i was like, oh, no i get it now. [ laughter ] those were vaginal flowers [ laughter ] jimmy thats not vaginal flowers that is your twitter handle . That is my twitter handle. vaginalflowers. [ laughter ] jimmy at at sethro we have a clip of you, we talked to your parents, of you doing standup at around 13. Oh, man. Jimmy 13 or 14. This is just doing some standup. Random material. Youre a very good comedian. I loved watching it. Youre young. [ laughter ] i actually dont know what youre about to show. Jimmy Young Seth Rogen doing standup. Watch this. How come all of us have learned the alphabet so many years ago, we still have to do this. Looking up a name in the phone book. Oh, its smith. A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s [ laughter ] a b c d e f g h i j k l m [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Its not a bad bit. That jinxed the bit. Jimmy thats a great bit. The fact that i was dealing with an analog phone book at that time really jimmy yeah. Yeah. It anchors the bit in a really dated time. Jimmy isnt it fun . How many times did youth that was my problem as a a comedian is once i told a a joke once i was like, all right. And then i didnt want to tell it again and you cant do that if youre a comedian. You have to refine your material over and over again. Jimmy exactly. Build an act. Yeah. I didnt do that. [ light laughter ] jimmy well you probably put every joke into every single thing youve done now. Exactly. Jimmy i mean, out of all of the comedies you do. Neighbors 2 Sorority Rising opens this weekend. So basically its you and rose byrne. Yes. Jimmy and zac efron who was here last night. Hes very awesome. Jimmy i love that guy. Hes very sympathetic. You feel bad for zac efron, which you have no reason to. [ laughter ] jimmy no, hes a very yeah. Almost the opposite. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy you should cause hes such a goodlooking guy. You have every reason to yeah. [ cheers ] hes like the most yeah. Jimmy he has everything going for him. But yeah, he is sympathetic. He has everything going for him, but in the movie especially you really feel bad for him. And its kind of like the greatest performance thing in the entire world because nothing about sh in any way, shape, or form. Jimmy exactly. Yeah. Jimmy hes talented, he can sing and dance, and hes good looking. The whole thing. Yeah. Hes got it all. Jimmy but yet, in this movie, yeah, he loses his job as a shirtless model for abercrombie fitch. Yeah. [ laughter ] well they dont they get rid of the they make them start wearing shirts. Jimmy yeah. And so he feels useless, basically. Yes. Hes just a guy in a shirt. He doesnt like that. Jimmy he doesnt enjoy that. Yeah. And so he has no, hes kinda going through, like, a a quarterlife crisis. Which [ laughter ] jimmy which i believe is a a new term. It is a new term. Jimmy a quarterlife crisis. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. The millennials, theyre having them. [ laughter ] jimmy so basically the house next to you is not a a fraternity any more and youre going to sell the house because youre having another child. Were having another baby and then a sorority moves in next door who well, its a bunch of girls trying to start a sorority that has the right to party, which is not a legal right. But the symbolic right to party. Because sororities in america are not allowed to party in their own houses. Jimmy i didnt know that until i saw the movie. That is true . It is actually true. We did not make that up for the movie. Jimmy wow. Interesting. Those are the type of social issues tham jimmy yeah. Good for you. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Good for you. Thank you. Jimmy thank you. Yes. I appreciate it. Jimmy sororities should be able to throw a party. Young girls should be allowed to drink in their own home. Jimmy yeah they should. But theyre great. Chloe grace moretz. Yes. Jimmy is one of the girls. It starts with the whole gang. Everybody is hilarious in this. Everyone has a good laugh. And i want to show a clip here. This is basically, youre telling them, dont throw parties. Were trying to sell the house. Just be cool for, like, 60 days or something. Yeah. For 30 days while were in escrow and we called their parents which they hate. And so they wage war on us because we got their parents involved. Jimmy and one way they get back at you is just use your front yard as sunbathing. They use their sexuality as a weapon against me. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Because they know how uncomfortable i am. Jimmy so heres seth on his way to work. Okay. Seth rogen and the Sorority Sisters who are trying to ruin his life in neighbors 2, in theaters tomorrow. Check this out. Hey, mac. Hey. I see more of you have moved in. Yeah. This is private property, trespassing. Hey, mac, looks like bethys putting suntan lotion on her. [ cheers ] get out of here you animals [ cheers ] this isnt working youre only making them sexier [ cheers ] i dont like it i dont like it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre only making them sexier seth rogen and i are going to do some standup after the break. Stick around, everybody. Its good. Neighbors 2. [ cheers and applause ] how does this world, help you experience this world . Oh man ive only been to one place maybe i can go to the rainforest. Any ideas for my little ones first big trip. Every mastercard world card comes with a concierge who can help you book a dream trip, arrange experiences and much more. Hey, youre going to need more of these. Learn more at priceless. Com world dove men care. The strength test. Like leather, skin is stronger when its hydrated. Thats why dove men care bodywash has a unique hydrating formula to leave skin healthier and stronger. A prince wants to give us 20 million dollars, he just needs our Social Security numbers. 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Switch to verizon now, buy a galaxy s7 edge and get one free. Plus up to 650 back. Only on americas best network. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Welcome back. Im hanging out with the hilarious seth rogen. Now seth, before the break we showed a clip of you doing stand up when you were 13. Yes. Jimmy well last week, we actually asked kids at home to send us some of their best jokes, and i thought tonight it would be fun for each of us to perform those jokes as an actual standup set. Does that sound good . Yeah. Lets do that. Jimmy its time for kid standup. Here we go. Kid standup [ laughter ] steve ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the tonight show, kid standup. Every joke you hear tonight was written by actual kids age 5 to 10. Now, please, welcome your first comedian, mr. Seth rogen thank you thank you its great to be here. [ cheering ] hey. Thank you ive got a question. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer . Audience what . Answer, were both lawyers. [ laughter and applause ] hey, heres something i noticed the other day. How many ears does captain kirk have . Audience how many . His left ear, his right ear and his final frontier. [ applause ] thats an old reference for a a 10yearold. [ laughter ] very dated. Lets see what else is going on. [ laughter ] they wrote segues, too. That was very nice of them. [ laughter ] the invisible man went to the doctor. The nurse told the doctor, the invisible man is here. The doctorsaid, tell him i cant see him right now. Ug [ applause ] im taking these laughs as if theyre my own, even though theyre not technically my laughs. Theyre childs laughs. [ laughter ] ill leave you guys with this one. [ laughter ] what did dr. Frankenstein say about his dogs drool . Audience what . Its salivea [ laughter and applause ] thank you all. Thats it for me. Youve been great thank you. Im seth rogen [ cheers and applause ] steve funny, funny stuff now, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the next comedian, mr. Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, its fallon. Its fallon, actually. Yeah, its fallon. [ changes voice ] hey you guys [ laughter ] did you hear about the two antennas that got married . Audience no jimmy it was a nice ceremony, but the reception was amazing. [ cheers and applause ] what else . What else . What else . [ laughter ] oh where does the president keep his armies . Audience where . Jimmy in his sleevies. [ laughter ] it looks like im getting the light. Looks like im getting the light. [ laughter ] i have one more for you. Why did they give elsa from frozen a balloon . Audience why . Because shell let it go, let it go. Thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] now well bring in our first talent, mr. Seth rogen, everybody. Once again, seth. Jimmy great set. Thank you, you too. Great set. 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Stand by me [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is the emmynominated cocreator, writer and star of the very funny shows portlandia and documentary now and is also a a cast member on saturday night live for 11 seasons and hes back hosting the shows Season Finale this weekend. Everyone, welcome fred armisen jimmy freddy. Thank you. Jimmy were did it all it started with a cloud that spoke to me. Jimmy commercial lll were back. Where did it end . Lll how are you . How are you . Jimmy fred armisen, you are hosting saturday night live. Pcpc hosting, hosting i had no idea. Its incredible. The whole thing is so surreal. Jimmy yeah. And it all goes by in a blur and its so fast. I remember when you hosted i always thought why is he always running off somewhere . It is really busy and you have one thing after another and so much promo and all that stuff. Plus i got to do this thing. I want to be there. Lll no but i just remember no, but i just remember you always running off and im, like, where is he going . We were just talking. But theres always some place else to go. Jimmy theres like a a thousand things. You have to do commercials for the show, telling people to watch. Yeah. Jimmy its you, Courtney Barnett yes jimmy shes is amazing. I love her. Yeah. First time i saw her was on this show. So great. Jimmy yeah, i just love her. You guys will be perfect together, and i found out the buzz from everybody upstairs. Yeah. Jimmy its going to be a a good show. Its going to be great. Jimmy its gonna be fantastic. They love having you there. Season finale. Its a party and everyones in a good mood. Summertimes starting. Jimmy it is. Yeah. Ccc jimmy well, i just know you so well that i feel like i can read your mind right now. I can that youre very excited. Youve known me a long time. So yeah, youre right about that. I dont know how you just got right in there. [ laughter ] jimmy im going to write something down. Sure. Jimmy and then im going to see if you can guess what i wrote. Im going to turn away from you. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. I wrote something down there. To help out, i have a mind reading orb. Okay. Is your cards covered . Jimmy the card is down. You cant see the card. I have a mind reading orb. Lets both put our hands on it, it would help us. I got this when i was in new mexico. [ laughter ] [ clears throat ] [ laughter ] germanic origin no, its a latin word. Latin. No, i feel noun . Pronoun . No noun. Lll youre funny. A vowel. I see conjuring of might it be, i dont know, an archer. Archery. Archery. Archery. Dark dark. Dark chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Jimmy thats it. Chocolate my word was lemon. Lll you laugh, but lemon, of course is the latin for, of sweetness. Which they use as chococa. Which is chocolate. Lll lemon and chocolate because of the sugar content. Jimmy thats it. Lplp how crazy were, like, the same dude. Pcpc thats crazy. It almost scares me a little bit. Jimmy you try and ill see if i can get it because ive known you for how many years. I discovered you, remember . Of course i do. Lll jimmy i found you in the basement. You use to preform in the basement. You were so funny. I remember calling your agent and saying, hey, the guy you represent [ laughter ] and you had to remind him of my name. Jimmy the guy whos been on saturday night live for four years, hes really good. Ill show you. Jimmy show camera one. Im not looking, but im already feeling it. [ laughter ] okay. Okay . Are you ready . Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Im ready. All right. [ clearing throat ] lll jimmy oh, thats thats sad. Its very sad. Lll i mean, think of this. Its, like, oh, thats cool. The 80s were fun. Lll the 80s were fun. Thats when we all had fun in the 80s. Its fun, in the 80s. Its fun. Jimmy like yogurt. And th rubiks cube. Yeah. Jimmy and music yeah. Jimmy and videos. Jimmy and video games, yeah. And video lasers and then it got real serious. Yes, it did. Jimmy war. News. Reality. Jimmy thats right. Exactly. Jimmy and thats why you wrote down something that would just trigger what is the opposite of war . Peace. Thats exactly right. Jimmy can i have a piece of chocolate . No, you cant. Oh, why . Jimmy because were not talking about food, man. Lll im talking about fashion. Im talking about icons. Im talking about madonna. This is what it is. Jimmy of course. Wheel. Cave men probably. Lll cave men. Leonardo da vinci who made the madonna, who created the madonna. Jimmy hello . Created the madonna. It had something to do with the wheel and created pop music . Madonna. Madonna. Jimmy i read your mind. Pcpc jimmy im almost exhausted. Im almost exhausted. You got in there. Jimmy i got in there real quick. Lets just do a quick one real quick. We dont have to write this one down. Just think about it. And think of a threeletter word and when were ready and on the count of three well say what each other were thinking yeah, just put a finger on there. Youre thinking about it already and you jumped right in there. Thats so funny. Youre being sneaky. [ british accent ] jimmy youre being naughty thats not nice jimmy youre a naughty baby, arent you . Lll youre a cheeky little baby. No. Jimmy yeah, you l jimmy dont do that. Here we go. Thats right. [ southern accent ] no, youre down south right here, now. Lll a threeletter word. [ midwest accent ] but were going north to the midwest here. Jimmy now were and were going there. Yeah. [ russian accent ] jimmy youre going to russia, thats where you are now. We went to russia. Jimmy in my country in my country, thoughts think of you. Lll thats right. Thats right. Thats right. Right. Jimmy and the word is cat ant jimmy hey we did it i love you pcpc jimmy we read each others minds. 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[ cheers and applause ] laying in the grass in the afternoon something kind of magical in sunlight flowers uncurl in the garden shoots are coming up again its springtime its new like the day i saw your eyes green like the leaves im falling in love again its a blue sky blossom leaf falls in a slow dance swaying got me in a trance so high its all green on you and i want to spend it with you lost in your wonderland green aphrodisiac kiss me your lips taste of honey songbirds and bees start ahummin come to my wonderland green aphrodisiac the same thing that grows in the garden flows in me and you i want to go where all the rainbows start and flow just when i thought it was not to be holiest of mysteries its all green and everything that i have planted has grown and all it needed was time earth water and the sunlight down to the middle lost in your wonderland green aphrodisiac kiss me your lips taste of honey songbirds and bees start ahummin come to my wonderland green aphrodisiac the same thing that grows in the garden flows in me and you i want to go where all the rainbows start and flow how could i know it was sunday how could i know you would take over my mind i want to know where all the flowers unfold cause i know that the same thing grows in the garden flows in me and you green aphrodisiac green aphrodisiac kiss me your lips taste of honey songbirds and bees start ahummin ooh i want to go with you ohh ahh foolin around with you ooh oh yeah oh oh na na na na na [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. So good to see you. Corinne bailey rae, everybody catch her on tour this fall. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] nowwhich means its the perfect time to create the perfect home. Now through may 30th, take an extra hundred dollars off every thousand dollars you spend. Plus, enjoy 36month, nointerest financing. With havertys, your home can be perfect. Even when life isnt. Sfx nocking. Were early the memorial day sale. From classic to contemporary. Havertys. Okawhoa ady . [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Only from xfinity. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to seth rogen, fred armisen, Corinne Bailey rae [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight zac efron, host of the Wendy Williams show, Wendy Williams, chef of le bernadin and author eric ripert, featuring the 8g band with allison miller. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. Just fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. According to a new fox news poll, donald trump leads Hillary Clinton nationally by 3 . Of course, its a fox news poll so participants were asked, do you prefer donald trump or benghazi von emails . [ laughter ]

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