Sh itow wh Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause theres a thing called the euro cup soccer tournament. Its a huge sommer tawrmt. Its happening right now in france. And yesterday, iceland, the tiniest nation in the tournament, beat powerhouse england 21. cheers and applause this is the worst thing to happen to england in four days. cheers and applause now. cheers and applause now the icelandic soccer commentator has become something of a global phenomenon because of just how excited he has gotten calling icelands victorious games. And last night he did not disappoint when the game ending. screaming now, i want to assure my worried viewers that the announcers hand is not caught in a garbage disposal. Nor is he nor noris he dying in a particularly gruesome scene from game of thrones. Hes just excited. Hes actually doing commentary right there. We cant hear it. Hes doing commentary. Here is the actual translation of what he is saying. And i promise upon i am not making this up. This is done this is done we are never going home did you see that . Did you see that . Amazing i cant believe it this is a dream. Never wake me from this amazing dream live the way you want, england. Iceland is going to play france on sunday. France, iceland you can go home you can go out of europe you can go wherever the hell you want cheers and applause then the victorious Icelandic Team celebrated with their trademark slow hand clap, joined, apparently, by the entire population of iceland. laughter and thats not too much of an exaggeration, because 10 of all of icelands population is in frant right now for the tournament. Iceland is so deserted right now, it looks like iceland. And after the shocking upset, the coach of the english Team Immediately resigned. Just like british Prime MinisterDavid Cameron did after the brexit vote. So, apparently, in england, keep calm and carry on has become, bleep this im outta here cheers and applause oh, speaking of international incidents. The red cross is in big trouble right now for a safety poster that a lot of people are calling racist. Here is the poster. It is put up for safety around pools. Ses it labeled cool and not cool. Unfortunately, everyone labeled cool is white. And the not cool kids, who are breaking the rules, are almost exclusively minorities. This thing is a huge mess. Im not surprised. Every time you hear about the red cross, its always some disaster. cheers and applause its a nice, clean, disaster joke. Now, heres an example this little white girl who is responsibly using the handrails on the diving board. Shes cool. But the not cool kid diving too close to another swimmer looks african american. Meanwhile, this other nonwhite kid, labeled not cool, is clearly crowning. Yeah. Not cool, tyler. You died on the first day of summer, and now all the other kids have to spend saturdays at grief counseling. Come on reign it in, ya dingus. But the most baffling thing on this poster isnt even racist. One of the kids labeled not cool is wearing sunglasses and clearly drinking a beer right in front of everyone. Im sorry, red cross, but that is clearly the coolest kid at the pool. cheers and applause whats that . Whats that . The only thing that could make him cooler is a Speech Bubble saying anybody want to go see a dead body i found . Are there any tourists here this evening by any chance. Some refugees from england are here this evening. Youre going to want to keep your eyes peeled. Buddhist leaders are now warning new york city tourists to be wary of fake monks. Yes, those Buddhist Monks you see in times square could be fake. And that screaming guy on the ing subway might not be the actl jesus. Apparently, these guys dress in orange robes and hand out shiny medallions and offer greetings of peace, then hit you up for donations to a nonexistent temple and become aggressive and hostile if you dont give them money. Yeah, better cough it up or they will teach you the sound of onehand slapping these faux monks are hard to spot, so to help me tell the difference, tonight please welcome a real Buddhist Monk i found outside my theater. Outside my theater. Come on out here, donny im a buddhist. Im a real buddhist. Stephen thank you, thank you, donnie. You say you are a buddhist . Yes, i am a buddhist. Stephen can you prove youre a buddhist . Absolutely, the carpet matches the drapes, you all. Stephen have you had much trouble with the fake monking out there . So much trouble. I cant count the number of times i run into an obnoxious poser pretending to be a Buddhist Monk. I had to hit him. Stephen i thought you guys were nonviolent. Yeah, but buddhas not a doormat. Is it not written in the buddhist bible, we get knocked down, but we get up again. No onesr down. Stephen thats chubawumba. And a chubawumba to you, my brother. applause stephen donnie, the Buddhist Monk, you all. Make America Great again stephen now say hello to the real deal, jon batiste and stay human, everybody applause cheers and applause im very excited because tonig tonight, first of all, im very excited that jon batiste looks like Humphrey Bogart youre looking good. Heres looking at you, kid. Fantastic. Youre ready for a Tropical Vacation over there. Jon oh, yes, indeed. Weve got a couple more days. Stephen we do, we do. We have to stay focused. Jon were in it right now. Were focusing in, were focusing in on the target. Stephen the target being doing the show the next hour . Jon doing the show and playing jazz for me on this side. Stephen for me im just going to do the show. Comedy. Jon jazz. Stephen tinkle, tinkle. One of the reasons im very excited weve got coming up, our old friend tom brokaw will be out here. applause tom and i vehicle friends for years. Its an honor to know him. Its amazing i got to know this guy. Hes on another network they cannot name that has got the olympics and i am looking forward to talking to him about those games because i am pumped they are less than two months away or never. Because just yesterday, rios acting governor warned the olympics could be a big failure, which is actually an improvement, because until yesterday, it looked like a massive catastrophe. The olympics are in real trouble. Many of the venues are still unfinished, possibly because more than 10 billion in Construction Contracts went to just five firms, all of which are currently under investigation for price fixing and kickbacks. That has already led to top executives being jailed or charged. Though on the plus side, for those executives, the prisons wont be completed until 2036. applause plus, brazil has one of the highest Violent Crime rates in the world, which led rivaldo, a former member of brazils olympic soccer team, to warn tourists to stay in their country of origin because here you will be running the risk of your life, leading to brazils newest tourist slogan, brazil come for the sport, stay because youre dead. laughter but experts dont expect an increase in arrests during the olympics, in part because Police Patrols may grind to a halt because they cant afford to buy fuel. Though, with any luck, the problem will solve itself when the cars are stolen. These budget shortfalls led First Responders to stage protests all over rio yesterday, including one at the airport where police held a sign that read, welcome to hell. Yes, hell. Explains why theyre changing the olympic logo from three People Holding hands to two guys mugging the other guy. cheers and applause but corruption and crime arent the only things plaguing the olympics. Theres also actual plague because fear over the zika virus, which can cause birth defects, has led some athletes to stay home and others to take special precautions, like freezing their sperm. knocking whats going on in there . Dont open the door. Im training for the olympics cheers and applause youre training all the time. Of course, athletes could always hide from mosquitoes underwater. But i wouldnt recommend guanabara bay, where the boating events will be held, because this is an actual photo of the race site. Notice, okay, that doesnt look good. But on the bright side, if brazil doesnt finish the athletes dorms in time, i think that couch is a foldout and it gets worse because researchers just found brazilian professor to say, these bacteria should not be present in these waters. They should not be present in the sea. Now, i would say no bleep . But i think in this case, quite the opposite is true. cheers and applause but its not i like that. I like that. I want to point out that you have applauded two things shoddy construction and human waste. laughter youre my kind of people. Youre my kind of people. applause but its not just humans whose lives are at risk in rio because recently, a jaguar at an olympic torch ceremony was shot after escaping from its handlers. I believe that particular species of jaguar was the spotted south american metaphor. But dont worry. The Olympic Committee has released the following statement, we made a mistake in permitting the olympic torch, a symbol of peace and unity, to be exhibited alongside a chained wild animal. We guarantee that there will be no more such incidents at rio 2016. Yes, there will no longer be lit torches alongside chained animals. 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My first guest tonight shared tea with the dalai lama, lunch with Ronald Reagan and vodka shots with mikhail gorbachev. He is one of the most trusted men in america. And one of my favorite people in the world. Please welcome tom brokaw applause right up there. Nice digs. Stephen isnt it nice digs . Any rooms f sublet a couple of things. Stephen absolutely. Looking for a new home . Im on the run. Im kind of an itinerant newscaster, wherever i can park myself. Stephen i know this morning you got back from brazil. 6 30 this stephen thank your being here. All right. Stephen sure, yeah, yeah. I was with gaucho last night and again tonight. Stephen this is you on horseback and i think with a soundtrack. I have to tell people the horse is not stuffed. It looks like its not alive. But, in fact, its a real horse. Stephen and thats not a mannequin. Thats actually you on top of the on horse. Yes, it is. Stephen what were you doing on horseback . Were doing preps for the beginning of the olympics, and any time we do the olympics i do essays about where we a whats interesting about the country. Brazil is one the of the fascinating countries in the world. I began in the amazon, back in the jungle. The amazon has onefifth of species they dont know about. I went down to the estonsia. People dont realize brazil is an agricultural country. The cowboys have a knife and a horse, and they live on the land for two or three days at a time rounding up the cattle. So it was fascinate displg you always do cool things can the coolest people on the world. Its so hard to impress you. We have known each other for a few years. And i know youre a big fly fisherman. Youre in the fli Fisherman Hall of fame. I think i am. Stephen thats what we heard. Thats true. Stephen one of the times i saw you a few years ago we were at a benefit and i really wanted to impress tom brokaw and i said i have something. And he said have you done fishing . And i said i took my two boys to new zealand trout fishing on the north island of new zealand. You said, thats nice. I was fly fishing with gos gorbachev. And im like im done. I cannot compete. As i recall i said we had been in new zealand the year before at the same lodge. Stephen you had already done what i did. You beat me twice. That doesnt make it better. That makes it worse. So you were and the families have gone skiing together. Stephen exactly. Yeah, weve gone to sundance, in utah, exactly. Youre a very good skier. Its humbling to ski with you. No, no, no, not anymore. Im an old dude at this point. Stephen thats why its so humbling, tom. If you were my age and better than i was, i wouldnt be humbled. We had g more question about this picture. How long were you up there in the amazon . I left six days agoing. Stephen so when you left, england was still part of the European Union and the world had not come to an end. Thats right. And when i got there, at the end you may remember the projections were that it would stay. Stephen exactly. Everything turned, it seemed at the end. Brazil is in such political and economic chaos all the time that down there they said, so . Thats how they live. Stephen it is this is bad. This is a big deal. This is a big deal. Stephen calm me down. Because you have seen a lot. Can you calm me down. This . Because im in kind of a panic. Listen, stephen, you and i have known each other long enough to know that calming you down is a lifetime assignment and im not prepared to do that. applause . Are going to be ready. Sochi was not really ready but they got the thing done, and nbc will be there. And if theres a section of the stadium that is not finished, were not going to show it. laughter stephen thats professionalism. Theyll thats professionalism. Theyll get the job done. Somehow theyll get it done, i think. Back to the eu, i think this is a very big deal in a lot of regard because its the mirror image of whats going on in this country. A lot of the vote against the European Union in great britain, we want our own country back. We dont want all these immigrants. Thats what were seeing here. And a lot of people are confused about their future, with good reason. And that confusion is fed by social media because you cant go online anywhere without someone having a very strong, sometimes outrageous opinion about what needs to be done. And that fuels insecurity and paranoia. So it takes, i think, leaders with a Greater Vision than what were seeing right now who a to their constituents on terms that they understand. Theres too much leaders up here, working class down here. Too much economic class way up here, working class way down here. applause you know. cheers thats a perfect example right there. All those kinds of compacts. It looked like europe would be the Perfect Place to do it because they had been in an alliance for a long time. But at the same time, there was not enough education, i think, in the working class areas about what this can mean to you in terms terms of improving your lives and making yourself stronger. Europe has always been a part of our life, and after the war we had the nato alliance. That helped keep the russians in check so there was a foundation for it, but when they took it into the economic arena and began to expand it so there were more than 100 nations looking in on the European Union, i think a lot people who were in working class england got very nervous and they got nervous not just about that, but because the workplace is running away from them. Its automated now. Its computerized. Its not just a good pair of boots and a strong pair of hands. But you have to have other kinds of skill sets to compete, and thats the big challenge as we go forward. applause cheers have faced you faced your own personal challenge. And its detailed in your book a lucky life interrupted, which is available now in paperback. And this is you, your own reporting on battling cancer. Yeah, i was diagnosed with cancer three years ago this summer. And it was it was a i had a bad back, and i biked across south america that same year, and i stephen again, you do more impressive things. Go ahead. I had been in africa covering mandelas release i mean his death, his final days. I was fishing in montana and i had this constant, persistent bad back. And i was on the board of the mayo clinic at the time, and i said can i get that fixed up. And they said thats your lifestyle. And my primary doctor, dr. Mica, said something is going on and they drew the blood and i was sitting in a room not knowing what they were talking they said you have multiple myeloma, you know people who died from it, frank reynolds, the old abc anchorman. You wonder how you react to that. I was surprisingly calm. I was journalistic. I wanted to know what i needed to know but on the other part of my brain i i was thinking the family will be okay. Ive been very fortunate in terms of financial rewards and i dont know where this is going to lead but thank god im in a position it call on anybody i need to get the kind of help they need. And its been taxing. Its been hard. But this is a story about my family helping me through it. And its also a story about all cancer parties hav patients hav, if you will, world, and people who dont have cancer or dont have somewhere in their family who have cancer, they dont completely understand it until it enters your life. Stephen im so glad youre doing well. 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Tonight, i wanted to take a moment to celebrate new york city history month, which is a thing i just made up. But thats the cando spirit new york is all about. Just make up what you need. Dont have any ideas for the show . Think of something absurd. Make it up. So join me as we take a look back at one of this citys greatest eras in our new segment, the late shows new. York tales. During the 1970s, new yorks club scene kept people shaking and grooving into their comb expaz nowhere did the parties rage harder than at bubble, the midtown nightclub still regarded as one of the most famous and controversial venues of all time. Whats the best part of the nightclub experience . The music . The dancing . The midnight mystery . Wrong, wrong, and close, but wrong. Its when they turn on the phone. And turn on the phone they did. Bubble had a customibility foam machine that could do 30k. Cubic feet per minute, wall to wall, floor to ceiling, or55 to orifice, none stop foam. It attracted a whos who of new yorks cultural elite. Andy warhol, debbie harry, wilt chamberlain. It was a place for intellectuals to gather,un. In the same night you could have a drink with gore vidal, argue with Norman Mailer and help resuscitate mr. T. It was a crazy time. A potent combination of designer drugs, they danced and fought the foam all night long and were left with memories to last a lifetime. If they could remember them. Yeah, yeah, i was there. Not they remember. The doctors say they happen to know a lot of people that came in contact with the foam, except for longterm memory loss. One time i blacked out in 94, and when i came to, i was accepting an independent spirit award for fargo. I dont remember making that movie. laughter . But all parties have to end sometime, and for bubble that was may 22, 1974. The same night the club opened. Eeh, i decided to end things before the scene got too square, you know. Also, the Health Department shut us down and the military took our foam machine to use as a weapon. I live with no regrets. I have a new club in mime wre were doing big things with what i call Party Stephen well be right back with sara and erin foster. But im not gonna let em catch me, no no, not gonna let em catch the midnight rider, yeaaahh. But im not gonna let em catch me nooo not gonna let em catch the midnight riiiiiiiideer the world must join in one common goal. To protect our greatest resource. Our pancakes. Dennys red, white and blue slam is here and so is Independence Day resurgence. Dennys. Welcome to americas diner. In theaters, june 24th. And youre talking to your doctor about your medication. This is humira. This is humira helping to relieve my pain and protect my joints from further damage. This is humira helping me go further. Humira works for many adults. It targets and helps to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to ra symptoms. 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Todd if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. I know we just met like, two months ago. Yes [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering over phone] applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guests are sisters who are the stars and creators of the show barely famous. Please welcome sara and erin foster. Stephen be careful. Be careful. Thank you very much. Welcome to the show. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here. Stephen we do have two levels here, one for each of you. I want you guys. cheers and applause stephen erin and sara. Yes. Stephen sisters. First of all, thank you for dressing up. Well stephen so few of our guests dress up to this extent. We saw we saw Casey Affleck here. That was terrible. Yeah. I was he was far more casual than you are right now. Yes, so weve been in hair and makeup for the last three days. Yes. I wore a bib for you. Stephen yes, you did very little amount of clothes. Shes taped though. Im taped in there. Not fully, so you guys are getting a good view. Stephen its a family show. Its a family show. Lets keep this clean, ladies. Is this normal . Youre from los angeles. You might actually be los angeles. I think we are. Stephen because you not only have in your extended family theres a real housewife, some distant kardashians are in there. Your father is a famous music producer. And the two of you are in a faux reality show called barely famous. Why not number show. Thats where the cash is. Then we would never get acting jobs again. We really dont want to do that. Yes, you are correct with those stats about our family. And we really just never uponned to be on reality tv. So it was funny because we were sort of this, like, missing link in a family filled with reality shows. So when people would say, why dont you guys do a reality show . We were like we dont really want to do that. Were going to do a show that makes fun of people that do reality shows instead. applause social media and fame, but its not about someone specific. So from our experience no one has been offended by it. I think everyone is in on the joke. Stephen is there a show its modeled from . We pulle pulled from can com, extras, and curves. Stephen those are fake shows. Is there an actual reality show it is based on . No. We pull interviews. We do fake interviews in our show as a way to storytell, and we pulled that from housewife stuff where the show is just a device. Stephen does anyone throw wine in anybodys face in the show . That hasnt happened yet. Stephen next season. We have a clip here. Because you have a lot of celebrity friends because you live in los angeles. Thank you. Stephen and you people all know each other. Thank you. Stephen and you have a clip with chris martin and i believe you are trying to convince him to be in the show with you and youre giving him some iat i got cut from that scene. Stephen really . I think, yeah. Stephen i apologize and but now you brought that up. Stephen and strangely at the same time dont know what im introducing. Go ahead. Really, youre playing, like, method. Yeah. Like the refinant. People have said before i have a leo vibe. You do, but i want to have that, too. I want to have a leo vibe. I dont meend you upstaging me in a scene but at some point i want to break out. Just dont even talk about it. Whats that . You dont need to do that. I to that sometimes. Yeah. Because, like, i connect with the audience, you know. But yeah. You do. You really do. I love the show. Thank you. applause stephen so what do you watch . Youve got to watch some reality tv . What do you watch . What do you enjoy . I bachelorette. Stephen i like anything that has sound while im eating. Yours is one of the Better Things to watch while im eating. We would love you on season three. Stephen i dont think im los angeles enough. It seems like a very, very l. A. Show. That doesnt mean we wouldnt take you. laughter . Stephen a Little New York charity . Have you guys ever lived in new york city . No, we have a sister who lives here. Does that count . Stephen sure. Okay. Stephen it doesnt answer the question, but it counts. I have never lived here. Stephen really . No. Stephen do you think you would like it here . Do you know anything about new york city . In new york city people have things to do when theyre not on television. What . Hmmm. You know, i dont even know what thats like. I dont know. Stephen i have family in los angeles. I have friends and family that live in los angeles thats such a weird concept. All. Were tired all the time and we do literally nothing. Stephen los angeles yeah. Stephen los angeles and youre so fit and attractive. Thank you. Stephen is everyone in los angeles fit and attractive . Because i never met anyone who isnt. No, we have some of those people that are not as fit or attractive, but we dont hang out with those people. Stephen see, thats honest. Thats honesty. Thats what im looking for in a guest. Exactly. Sara and erin foster, everybody. The Second Season of barely famous starts tomorrow on vh1. Well be right back. Thank you very much. applause rustling sound effects, did we put away all the food . Define all. Ahhhhhhhhh cheetos crunching such majestic creatures. Tmobile lets your family stream video and music from your favorite Services Free without using one bit of your lte data. And right now, when you get 3 lifones r 40 bucks each, is this my car . Ck. State farm knows that for every one of those moments. What . This is ridiculous theres one of these. Sam, i gotta go. Is this my car . What . This is ridiculous this cant be happening this cant be happening oh, its happening sweetheart. 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Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be samuel l. Jackson, julie klausner, and a musical performance by schoolboy q. James corden is up next with his guests Elizabeth Olsen and anthony mackie. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight no matter how many phantoms try to kill you you always will survive its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from a dilapidated cabin in the woods, give it up for your host, the one, the only, james corden