Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Senator Kamala Harris. Head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, pete carroll an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night everyone i hope you all had a good weekend, and i really hope that was the weekend. There is just no way to know lets get to the news. President trump announced yesterday he will not be able to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at a new york yankees game next month because of his, quote, strong focus on the china virus, including scheduled meetings on vaccines, our economy and much else. He then ran the tweet by his proofreader, brett favre looks good lets hit the back nine. President trump mocked joe biden on twitter yesterday after the former Vice President mistakenly referred to arizona as a city, when everyone knows its two cities Everything Else is rest stops. That joke was written by arizonas own alex bays. President trump toured an Innovation Cen
President trump said, quote, i guess everybody makes mistakes. Yeah, but there are mistakes, and then there are mistakes. When i overwater one of my plants the economy stays open and americans can still travel to canada. During an interview yesterday, President Trump refused to say whether he would accept the results of novembers election if he loses to former Vice President joe biden, which is completely terrifying and antidemocratic, but also dont you wish democrats would have that kind of fighting spirit al gore lost by like nine votes and just said, well, the people have spoken. During the interview, President Trump also said hes not a good loser. Oh, stop it. You are the biggest loser i know enough of that talk. According to a new poll, former Vice President joe biden has a 15point lead over President Trump nationally though, dont get too excited, thanks to some creative gerrymandering, no matter who you are, this is your closest polling place. According to a new poll, 55 of voter
Quote, strong focus on the china virus, including scheduled meetings on vaccines, our economy and much else. He then ran the tweet by his proofreader, brett favre looks good lets hit the back nine. President trump mocked joe biden on twitter yesterday after the former Vice President mistakenly referred to arizona as a city, when everyone knows its two cities Everything Else is rest stops. That joke was written by arizonas own alex bays. President trump toured an Innovation Center in North Carolina today said employees, sir, we have so much more to show you than the door. This is incredible. It opens like ma i am not touching anything. No button, no handle it knows im here. And in an interview yesterday, House Speaker nancy pelosi criticized president trumps handling of the coronavirus pandemic and called him mr make matters worse so i guess i have to come up with a new nickname for my penis. What the kids are here . They really they really shouldnt be within earshot for the monologue.
The Trump Administration formally notified the United Nations today that the u. S. Will withdraw from the paris climate agreement. Even more depressing, they did it via oil spill [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according according to the new york times, President Trump rarely tweets in front of others because he does not like the glasses he needs to wear to use his phone. [ laughter ] i also dont like wearing my glasses, said melania [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats right President Trump does not like the reading glasses he needs to wear to use his phone. Plus, as a rule, he has to pick on himself nice glasses, four eyes shut up [ laughter ] yesterday was daylight savings day which means six months of freaking out every morning when you see the clock on your stove. Oh, no, no, no [ laughter ] oh, no, im late oh, no, no. [ laughter ] according to reports, white house Senior Adviser Steven Miller got engaged over the weekend. No word on where he got the ring or as he calls it,
I guess he thought all those people at the world series were chanting, move move to florida [ laughter and applause the Trump Administration formally notified the United Nations today that the u. S. Will withdraw from the paris climate agreement. Even more depressing, they did it via oil spill [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according according to the new york times, President Trump rarely tweets in front of others because he does not like the glasses he needs to wear to use his phone. [ laughter ] i also dont like wearing my glasses, said melania [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats right President Trump does not like the reading glasses he needs to wear to use his phone. Plus, as a rule, he has to pick on himself nice glasses, four eyes shut up [ laughter and applause yesterday was daylight savings day which means six months of freaking out every morning when you see the clock on your stove. Oh, no, no, no [ laughter ] oh, no, im late oh, no, no. [ laughter ] according to repo