Forever, theres a new universe you can escape to, mike pompeo is sending you his dinner check. So lets get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor right now, if you want good news, youve got to search pretty hard for it, kind of like one of those wheres waldo . Puzzles. By the way, why are we trying to find waldo . What did he do . Did he murder someone . If he did, shouldnt the cops be looking for him . Why are we searching for him . The point is, you dont need to search for good news, because we found it for you in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. All across america, millions of people have been receiving stimulus checks from the government to help them through this tough time. Some people use the money for rent. Some people use it for groceries. Some people use it to rent groceries. I dont know, they say it saves m
Rolls long before corona, they are known for sticking with tradition but in corona times even priests are learning to innovated. One priest in michigan may have found the most unique way to connect with paishners and social distant, photos posted by st. Ambrose church shows the reference using a squirt gun for holy water. Drivers pulled up to the church and are greeted by the reverend who is wearing a face mask, glovers and holding a bright green gun. He told the news for an article over the weekend he was a bit concerned how the vatican might react when photos began circulating widely on the internet but says quote i havent heard anything yet. Trevor hold up. Water gun, that might finally be the thing that gets the churches numbers to go back up again. And a great way for Catholic Priests to explain why they have a bunch of kids toys in their basement. The only way this could shall more fun is if they did a water balloon because you could watch it in slow motion and seat exact moments
Trevor right now, if you want good news, youve got to search pretty hard for it, kind of like one of those wheres waldo . Puzzles. By the way, why are we trying to find waldo . What did he do . Did he murder someone . If he did, shouldnt the cops be looking for him . Why are we searching for him . The point is, you dont need to search for good news, because we found it for you in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. All across america, millions of people have been receiving stimulus checks from the government to help them through this tough time. Some people use the money for rent. Some people use it for groceries. Some people use it to rent groceries. I dont know, they say it saves money. But one woman decided to use her check to lift other peoples spirits. Reporter a new york woman collaborated with a new orleans Jazz Orchestra to put on a stimulus serenade for frontline hospital workers and Covid Patients in new orleans. Emily bowman used her stimulus money to pay for the outofwo
Post just to be as safe as possible, you flow what i bet the more trikinis we see, the more people will start getting turned on by chins. Because think about it, like st always the hidden part that people think are hot. Like the trikini becomes a thing, at the ends of the day someone will take off their trikini and their partner will be laying in bed, oh, yeah, baby, show me that an teria manned i believe. Oh my god. And finally germany, a country that only has an outside voice. Ger plans have found a way for people to join live music that is safe for both the performer and the audience. Oneonone concerts with a sij musician playing for a sij audience member n parks, museums and airport terminals, so if you love music and long eye contact, there is four. Although this only works for classical music. I mean i enjoy hiphop but a solo rap concert feels like a guy is just yelling at you. Yoarks, everybody, put your hands in the air. Now everybody, scream, ahh. I think this germany thing is
Trevor sunshine its something we all could use right now, second only to moonshine. And while i cant legally give you my homemade backyard hooch, i can give you some good news of the day. Lets kick things off with chuck e. Cheese ground zero for the next pandemic. While most restaurants in the age of coronavirus have switched over to delivery, chuck e. Cheese was faced with the ultimate dilemma how do you get people to order your crappy food when the only reason they ever came to your establishment was to entertain their kids and buy weed from the assistant manager . Well, it turns out, all it takes is a little oldfashioned american reporter chuck e. Cheese is accused of tricking some grubhub users. Several customers say they placed orders at pasquallys pizza wings. They thought they were supporting a local business. Every address for pasquallys routes back to a chuck e. Cheese. Well, turns out pasqually is the name of one of those animatronic band members you see in chuck e. Cheese, t