Post just to be as safe as possible, you flow what i bet the more trikinis we see, the more people will start getting turned on by chins. Because think about it, like st always the hidden part that people think are hot. Like the trikini becomes a thing, at the ends of the day someone will take off their trikini and their partner will be laying in bed, oh, yeah, baby, show me that an teria manned i believe. Oh my god. And finally germany, a country that only has an outside voice. Ger plans have found a way for people to join live music that is safe for both the performer and the audience. Oneonone concerts with a sij musician playing for a sij audience member n parks, museums and airport terminals, so if you love music and long eye contact, there is four. Although this only works for classical music. I mean i enjoy hiphop but a solo rap concert feels like a guy is just yelling at you. Yoarks, everybody, put your hands in the air. Now everybody, scream, ahh. I think this germany thing is a great idea. The only problem is will classical music, you can never tell when st over. I mean if you go with a crowd, you can always know because the old people start clapping because they know the songs but when st oneonone it is going to be hella confusing. If. applause . Trevor all right, thats it for the ray of sunshine. Lets get straight to the headlines. First up, some major news about that thing we have all been searching for, a video on pornhub we havent watched yet. A Coronavirus Vaccine. This morning there are promising signs in an early stage vaccine trial. The u. S. Based bio tek Company Moderna has announced interim phase one result nbs a trial conducted with the National Institutes of health, participates in the human Clinical Trial have developed antibodies against the virus, that is exactly what a vaccine is supposed to do. Yeah, and without many side effects so far, thats really good news and thats why you see the stock market, the dow here up more than 700 points because this could potentially be gamechanging news. Trevor theamplet the results of major Coronavirus Vaccine trial are out and they are promising. Because some participates in the trial got antibodies and there were no major side effects. Lets be honest, is a major relief. Because dont forget, theyre fast tracking this vaccine so the scientists could have come outlining the results are in and the good flus is all three of bruces are coronavirus neglect tivment even though this vl early stages the stock market went crazy with everyone trying to invest in this company. And that gave me an idea. Anyone who owns a company right now who is strilging, just announce that your product can also maybe help fight coronavirus and you are in the money, baby. Billa bong could van sane bon could have an ad if our sane bones cant kill you what chance does coronavirus have while most are waiting for a vaccine, some people think we might noot not even need one. People like eric trumplet telephone in hills 100th trimester and president s fourth favorite sofnlt according to baby voldemort coronavirus is actually a hoax that will go away on its own and the only reason the media is even talking about it is to steal the white house from his dad. Biden loves. This imiedern cant go on stage without making some horrible blirnd. Even from his basement is he making awful gaffes every day, his campaign is thrilled he is not going out. There and they think they are taking away frumps greatest tool which is to go into anarena and fill it with 50,000 people every single time, right. So they l and you watch, they will milk it every day between now and november 3rd and guess what, after november 3rd t coronavirus will imagine complee all of a sudden go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen. Trevor heres something i dont get. If coronavirus saul a giant scam, then why is he rick trump doing this interview from his house. A house where, by the way, it looks like he was in the middle of doing a seance, what is up with this candles. Spirits, spirits, wherever you may be, make my father proud of me. Now according to eric, this f whole coronavirus thing say conspiracy to prevent his dads from doing big campaign rallies, im sorry, this makes no sense. Disoon ald trump d donald trump is the president , so if he thinks coronavirus saul just a bunch of hypothen go and do a rally. Trump is the most powerful least powerful person in the world. I want to do a rally but i cant, because the doctors will get mad at me. And by the way, we all know coronavirus is not a democratic plot. Because if corona was a democrat, it would have found a way to lose weeks ago. Speaking of donald trump, the president isnt spending all his time not dealing with the coronavirus pandemic. Is he also keeping bugsee with other important parts of his job. Undermining democracy. Overnight there was another shakeup in the administration, the state department nmenter general leave linick is being fired, fourth ig to be let go in recent weeks House Foreign AffairsCommittee Eliot Engel said the watchdog opened an investigation into mike pompeo and a keusdz the president of an unlawful act of retaliation. Linick had launched an investigation into secretary of state mike pompeo and whether, according to a congressional aide pompeii and his wife had misused a political appointee for personal tagsk. Its ig was looking into whether pompeo made the a member of his staff walk his dog, pick up his dry cleaning and make reservations for the secretary and his wife. Trevor wow. President trump has fired his fourth Inspector General in just the last few weeks. What makes this firing extra suspicious is that this Inspector General was in the middle of investigating mike pompeo for using his official staff to do unofficial things. Such as walk his dog and do his laundry. Im sorry, but pompeo had to know he was going to get caught. Sending people to pick up his dry cleaning . I mean he is the only person in washington whose shirts have a four food wide for neck hole, what did he think was going to happen. Once again trump has fired somebody who is supposed to be providing oversite on his administration which still makes no sense. This would be like if a toddler could fire their own babysitter. Im sorry kimberly. But let it go it this is trash. All right, have i to go get my pizza delivery downstairs, when we come back i will tell yu barack obama was involved in a driveby. Dont go anywhere. Dont go anywhere. Dont eat it, im when you start with a better thats no way to treat a dog. You can do no wrong. Where did you learn that . The internet. Yeah . Mmm with no artificial preservatives or added nitrates or nitrites, its all for the love of hot dogs. No uh uh, no way come on, no no nnnnono only discover has no annual fee on any card. Wanna see the froot loops world . Yeah follow me wow look at that awesome can we come back . Just follow your nose froot loops, part of a complete breakfast. Welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Lets talk about commencement addresses. Thats how the that time the year when everyone puts on a dress and are told there say future for the planet. For much of america this was graduation weekend. And so prominent celebrities and politicians decided to hold a virtual commencement speech. Around the Commencement Speaker everybody was talking about was barack obama. 44th president of the United States and worlds slowest kenyan, although his address turned out to be less of a graduation speech and more the Worlds Largest subtweet. Just as you have been looking forward to proms and senior nights, graduation ceremonies, and lets face it, a whole bunch of parties, the world is turned upside down by a Global Pandemic. This pandemic is fully finally torn back the curtain on the idea that so many of the folks in comurch know whatter ins doing. A lot of them arent even pretending to be in charge, doing what feels good, what is convenient what sez that is how little kids think. Unfortunately, a lot of so called grown ups including some with fancy titles and important jobs still think that way. Which is why things are so screwed up. Trevor you know, its funny how obama hides his insults, almost like he doesnt want to get in trouble with michelle for going low. Now i agree with michelle, that were going to go high. So i wont say anything about your mom, but i will however point out that the person who gave birth to you has that could possibly obscure large bodies of life. Stnt crazy how obama never even had to mention trump by name. Like thats how you know you have screwed up when someone could just say people have no idea what they are doing, and everyone is like thats trump, that is trump, even trump is like thats me, totally me. But as subtle as his criticism has been. Ing it started a fire at fox news. It is supposed to be motivational, positive t is supposed to be about the graduates. This was not its time for what he is doing. By the way, barack obama not all that articulate. Off the teleprompter he can be inspiring organize a speech, but impromptu with the ums and awes had, it is possible. St very bad for the next president in a cries toys kritd size a sitting president or administration. It is so unseemly for a former president to take the virtual Commencement Ceremony for a series of historically black colleges and universities and turn it into a political driveby shooting. Trevor yes, what obama did there was a political driveby shooting. He really crypt walked all over americas norms. I mean this was not the time for a rap battle because there is Donald Trumps movie. And obama is talking loudly during it. What a black day in american history. Look, no denying obama went out of his way to disis trump in his speech but i find a scenario that fox news is going to spend all day being offended about how a former president doesnt have decorum when the current president literally interrupted a pandemic briefing to remind everybody how he boned models. And im not saying like everyone says lit lally, im literally using literally literally. Obama wasnt the only politician who gave a nebraska commencement address, nebraska senator ben sasse gave an address of his own and something tells me is he not handling quarantine billion. Congratulations, this is a big moment, not on graduating high school but on making the journey down the stairs from your bedroom to the living room and putting on something frol slightly more formal than sweat pants. Congratulations parent, teachers and coaches, not that there is really any meaningful distinction among those categories at this point, if you are a parent, you are a teacher, thanks a lot china. We are all teachers now. I know im not supposed to say this. But you are not missing out on that much because hon evesly nobody, and by nosh, i mean nobody remembers anything about their high school graduation. In fact a lot of us spint a lot of our times trying to forget as much about high school as we can and in fact there are a bunch of people who make a whole bunch of money like just trying to help other people forget high school. They are called psychologists. Trevor you know, anyone can deliver a speech that inspires people, but it takes a real lead tore deliver a commencement speech that makes you wish you had booked ted cruz. And if this is his commencement speech, i would hate to hear his version of a birthday song. This could be your last one. This could be your last one. This is the you might not make it. Trevor so this weekend everyone from president obama to senatorree year in nebraska released their commencement address but the biggest news,ing it saved the commencement address for today, im talking about covid19. So class of 2020, let me leave you with three lessons that changed my life. Firstly, let the haters fuel your grind, when i was starting out china acted like i didnt exist. The britans Prime Minister treated me like a jokes and the u. S. President said i was just another flu. Instead of losing hope i remembered what i learned from taylor swift and i shook it off. I kept grinding. Thanks to the haters, i have traveled the world, i met all sorgts of celebrities and even made it to the white house. The second virus to do so right after stephen miller. Secondly, remember that you dont get anywhere alone. I could have ended up like so many other diseases, mers, sars, cooties, but i got to where i am thankings to the angels in my life. The people whose missed science, protestors who wont war mask and anyone who couldnt go three week was getting a layer cut. You guys are my heroes. And finally, embrace the setbacks. When i fail in places like south korea and new zealand because they had a plan, a lot of people said my best days are behind me. And yeah, i was bummed but i knew that if i found the countries with the right leadership for me, i might just get a second shopt. So students, when people try to flaten your curve, just keep climbing. And remember, people dont need to believe in you, you just need to believe in yourself and the sky is the limit. But not too high because you congrats class of 2020, rorke on, you guys are on fleek, i will see you out there. Trevor when we come back Jaboukie Young white will look at how the mega rich are dealing with corona. j. K. Vo if youre off the roads for all of us, farmers is here for you. And if youre on the roads for us, well, were here for you, too. That tastes like no other . Start with tradition. Then do your own thing. Use the most demanding grape you can find. Then grow it in three different california regions. Pull out the best of each place push flavor in new directions. And put a bear on the label. Meiomi is a pinot noir crafted like no other, for a taste like no other. 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Hey, can you guys see me . Welcome back to the daily social distancing show, were all handling coronavirus in our own way but some are having a better time of it than others. For more on this we dwhrek in with Jaboukie Youngwhite. Thank you, trevor. This pandemic really has people think being different groups of people, from our essential workers to healthcare providers. Yes, clap it up, give it up but what about affluent americans, this frect fas rich people just as much as anyone else but thank god rich people have one of the best antibodyies money. The wealth escaping charges by chartedderring private jet, airlifting their entire families to a holiday home to sit it out. Second and third homes in West Palm Beach and nantucket, cape cod, Marthas Vineyard and hamptons, certain Grocery Stores have been ransacked by the number of people flooding in. A rural county in idaho is suddenly became a hot spot because st a place where a lot of wealthy people have second homes. The outbreak ask leading to class warfare. It is so good for them, thats awesome. Look, im not hating. Im not, im just saying, if you have enough money to go to your second, sthird, fourth home at least let me quarantine in your first home. I should be laying by a pool instead of laying in front of the bathed room bathroom door while my roommate takes an hourlong shower. Dan, are you done yet . Dan, your dated cant smell you over zoom. Dan dan spending your quarantine in your Vacation Home is just for poor rich people. Mega rich people k. The luxury Hotel Company in switzerland sawferring a covid19 hotel stay that can include a 500 coronavirus are high end clients called say theg wanted to wait out the shelter in place order somewhere upscale and say they prefer to have medical care come to them. Consierge doctors who kate tore rich people and celebrities have been selling rpgz to patients and families even when they werent showing symptoms. Only 1 percent of the population of florida has been tested for coronavirus, but 100 of the residents of Fisher Island off miami have gotten the antibody test. Now the residents purchased 1800 test kits for the islands 800 families as well as for their housekeepers. The island is only accessible by boat and has an average income of 2. 5 million. First of all, why are rich people still a allowed to have private islands. Did we learn nothing from jeffrey ep stiern. We hear money buys you access whether st testing, to government relief or an ebay auction of that peach. I was so close to getting that peach, but the state of if georgia, sneaked in lafs minute because they wanted to make it their mascot. But honestly, having an island full of tests is only if are you mega rich, if are you ultra rich the coronavirus is just like anything nels your life, [bleep]. Billionaire is float on the waters off the caribbean on a 590 million superyacht. Fears about the coronavirus are boosting the market for luxurious underground bunkerrers offering the rich and famous a place to ride out a pandemic with stock piled food, blast proof doors, escape hell koarpts. Wow. Oh my god. They got a luxury bunker with an escape helicopter. I didnt even know that was a type of helicopter. I thought that helicopters only came in sightseeing, emergency and bamp loretterdates. And look, i dont care how nice they are. Luxury and bunkerrer should not be next to each other that is like chic jor which actually might be kind of love, okay, okay, so yeah, the rich are living a different quarantine life than us, sure. But im not mad because theyre finally figuring out that they need us more than we need them. They cant turn without their house keerps driver, their cooks, their nannies. They cant even vacuum. They dont even know how to use the dishwasher and all you have to do is put the thingy in it and close it. Just look at the real housewives who tried to clean their own toilet and by clean, i mean contaminate. Second toilet, mom. You got this. My third toilet. Boom. Shes wiping down the toilet with the same brush she used to wash the bowl. Corona is the last infection she needs to worry about. She looks like donald trump trying to give a woman a real orgasm, clearly you have not done this before. I think we can all learn an important lesson. A lot of people are seeing how well the a fluent they are saying were telephone were over 19 percent. Z well eat the rich. But remember, before we can eat the rich, that is nasty. Stz thank you so much, gentleman bowkee, when we come back ill be talking to former secretary of state Madeleine Albright about diplomacy in eye Global Pandemic. Stick around. No one knows where it comes from. Hey stop why some have it. And some dont. Its the fighting spirit. It consumes fear. And weakness. It stands ready to fight, whatever shape the battle takes. 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And they with kettle drum was do the first five notes of beethovens fifth which in morse code is v for victory. Trevor as somebody who grew up and lived through a war, you had to do things like, you had to wear masks as a child. You had government imposed lockdowns that you and your family had to adhere to. Was in a different sentiments than there is now in terms of listening to the government and doing what is best for the population at large . Well, i was a little girl and i did what i was told. But i really do think that what was similar. And i would love to talk about in a bit, is that the people had no control over where the bombs fell. They only had control over their behavior. And i think people did do what they were told to do. We spent the night in the cellar of the Apartment Building that we lived in. My father when we moved out of london was an air raid warden. And you know, they had blackouts. And everything. And i think people did what they were told to do. And their behavior made all the difference. Trevor do you think there st a reason weve seen such a shift in how people dont trust their governments now . Because you know, the american president for instance said trump has said that he sees this like wartime and yet his own administration gives conflicting instructions on what to do. Its whole houses that coronavirus instructions and yet hes tweeting out that people should go out and open america. So you know, how do you think its American Public should deal with aye situation like this when the leader doesnt seem to have a concise point of view . I think that is the whole problem. Because in England Church hill had a view. And the government was trusted freferg that i can tell, from my reading also. I think now there is complete confusion, mainly because the president keeps changing his mind. And so i think that he is the one that has contributed to what is already a difficult situation by changing what he has been saying and saying he hasnt changed it. So leadership makes all the difference. There is no question. Trevor its news that we are all reading through today is a story of another Inspector General who was fired by the administration, and you know, lawmakers are have aing it could have something to do with saudi arabia. Others are say stg because the flpter general was vecting mike pompeo to use his staff to do nonofficial work doesntees like walking hicks dog or getting his laundry. Were you as secretary of state, tell me first of all what that position is supposed to do. What do you think is going wrong. And secondly, why if it is a big deal that the Inspector Generals are getting fired at the rate that they are. What i think is interesting is the Inspector Generals are in the departments to make sure that regulations and laws are carried out. They are Inspector Generals. And there are variety of things that come up in terms of about people and Personnel Matters and regulations. So that is not unusual. What is unusual is to have them fired. And then trying to figure out over what. And for from what i have read in the papers, it does, it is peculiar in terms of some of the i mean hi security people. Theyre not supposed to be doing errands. Theyre there to worry about the security of the secretary of state. And then i think that firing not only him but i think there are three others in other departments, the same thing. So people that are supposed to be z the protectors of the rule of taw are the ones that are become asked to leave. Which makes one suspicious over how the administration sees the rule of law. Trevor it also feels like the Trump Administration has gotten fairly comfortable dismissing people who are tasked with overseeing them as an administration. Is that something that americans should worry about, or is that merely just americas system working the way it is supposed to work and maybe people are not used to it. No, i do think that it is something that people need to worry about if it is repeated, you know, in terms of how Public People that work in the government and i believe this from having worked in it a number of times both on the ledge slaift and executive side, are a good, hardworking, loyal american citizens who want to do their job. And they do it for different administrations. And so to have the administration be suspicious of everybody and think that they are not fulfilling their obligations to the constitution is peculiar to say the least. No, this is very strange, i think. Trevor your book has been really interesting because you have lived quite the life. Hell and other destinations is the title. Why that tights el . I mean it feels like were in hell, so are you telling us about other destinations we can go to. So i will till, i chose the title because it has something to do with the most famous statement i ever made, was that there is a special place in hell for women without dont help each other. And that statement was so famous it ended up on a starbucks cup. And i did think that there were other destinations that women could help each other to achieve. I wrote the book before they, the coronavirus crieses, and really i didnt focus on the fact that it was going to be so absolutely clear you know, and so valid at the moment. Because i do think we see a horrible things go going on, a type of hell when we need to look for other destinations. So the fact that the tight sell so germain say little bit of a surprise. Trevor americans are asking questions every day, when will america be ready for a woman as president it seems like this election it wont happen, and people are wondering if it will ever happen in the future. It is interesting that you talk about women supporting other women. Because i wonder, do you think that women have a special role to play in supporting each other when it comes to getting into elected office . Well, i do think that it is important for women to support each other. But i would never recommend that a woman vote for a woman that she disagreed with in terms of elected office. Trevor uhhuh. I think that there are some that i certainly wouldnt vote for. But i do think that it help fses there is more than one woman in the room. But what is so interesting now is that the countries that have managed to have some kind of control over the virus are the countries ta run by women. That is what is so fascinating. You know, like the Prime Minister of new zealand and then tie want. And fin land and germany, and denmark and norway. And i think there are certain qualities about how women view their role in terms of by the way, i think women are really good at multitasking, because that is what we have to do. Which means that we have peripheral vision, that we do care about how decisions are made. That we actually, if you want to put it in these terms. We dont want to divide our children so that one group hates the other. And there are a variety of aspects in terms of how women come to power which is mostly by trying to be helpful rather than kind of having a lot of ego activity. So i do think, but as to the question, america likes to be first in everything. We are certainly not the first in terms of having a woman leader. And i would hope very much at some point we would. Trevor it feels like global diplomacy though is about to take a bit of a knock. Just reading today about the, you know, the group of countries coming together to discuss the Global Pandemic right now. There is clearly a rift in that there are many countries sump as australia who are saying they want to get to the heart of the pandemic where did the virus come from and how did it spread so quickly. People intimating that they are pointing fingers at china. China has come out and their representative has said this is not the time to be vecting the source of the virus and it feels like the world is being set up forp a moment where quite a few countries are going to be looking to china for answers about what happen the in wuhan and how the virus spread around the world. How would you handle the situation, because on the one hand people want to hold a country accountable if they have done something that has hurt other countries. On the other hand it seems everybody is terrified of china. How do you balance in out in dealing with them but also dealing with them as a partner. What you try to do in diplomacy and to solve problems, not create them. And i do think that one of the issues here is what do we do now. Because as i said earlier were all interconnected on this. And the virus knows no borders. At some point there has to be an investigation of what happens, there is no question about that. But what we need to do now is figure out ways that we can work together, an example that have i used is supposing that the chinese were the ones that came up with the vaccine first. Would we say we dont want it . And so sand the last thing we want to do is to have a so called cold war with the chinese. A diplomat has to be able to do two things or at least two things simultaneously. How do find the areas where we can cooperate. Which clearly Climate Change someone of them, we are now dealing with the virus and where we have to compete. And the kinds of things that the chinese are doing in the south china sea, claiming certificate tore and undermining a variety of laws that we have had on navigational freedom, that is bad. And we have to be able to figure out how to compete on that score. And not get ourselves into a position where we are going to have a cold war with the chinese. But it is a very difficult relationship and it is only made worse now by kind of having it be part of the politicizing it and having it be part of our elections. Trevor thank you for sharing your time with us today. And i hope i get to see you not through a lens the next time we speak. But im really glad to be with you because the last time we saw each other was at the National Democratic institute where we were giving the democracy award because humor is an important part of di plom seevment and what you do every night makes a huge difference and im so glad that we met and you invited me to come and be on the show. Trevor thank you so much. Thank you so much, madame sefnlgt i appreciated you. Thawp. Trevor well, thats our sow for tonight. But before we go please remember that the covid pandemic has taken a serious toll on many peoples Mental Health. Here in the u. S. The disaster distress health line is trying to address this crisis. Theyve got counselors trained to meet the Mental Health needs of this unique situation. And if you are able to help, then all you need to do is donate whatever you can. If you would like to support new yorkers in crisis, then please do flait to nyc well which is also providing free confidential Mental Health support. Until tomorrow, stay safe out there. Wash your hands and remember, dog food is just food if you dont have a dog. Now here st, your moment of zen. Late today the president said hes been taking hydroxychloroquine for more than a week. A lot of good things have come out about the hydroxy. A lot of good things have come out. I happen to be taking it. I happen to be taking it. Im take t hydroxychloroquine. Right now, yeah. A couple of weeks ago, started taking it. Why. Because i think is good. Have i heard a lot of good [phone rings] Michael Scotts dunder Mifflin ScrantonMeredith Palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness fun run race for the cure, this is pam. 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