One of the democrats who will be leading impeachment hearings this week, congressman jim himes is joining us then you know her from pitch perfect, shes here with a new movie for disney plus Anna Kendrick is here cheers and applause also on tonights episode, dead people are sending texts, gendee who wants to buy the white house. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Today is veterans day, a day when many take a moment to celebrate heroes who have put their lives on the line to fight for their country. But for those actively serving, another reason to celebrate. The marines are ending their twoyear ban on umbrellas. All marines will be able to carry umbrellas while wearing dress or service uniforms, must be small, black and carried in the left hand to allow for a proper salute. Trevor the marines can now use umbrellas. I didnt reis there was a no umbrellas rule for the marines. Makes sense, because if you have an umbrella and youre a marine and it flips inside out youve gone from badass
You saved the day, okay . Not so fast there, tubby, im just taking care of business. Think hard, elvis, youre not the king of rock and roll. Youre a fat stupid worthless policeman in a small town. Thank you from a fate worse than death oh my god dr. Adams he got a full dose of the stars. With nobody around to say anything. Can you imagine it . A mind emptied by that thing. Wow, what a day i was on tv, and im a hero dont pick your nose, hon godammit, ma i wasnt picking it i love cheesy poofs you love cheesy poofs if we didnt eat cheesy poofs wed be. Lame. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. And thank you for coming out. Wow this is amazing im trevor noah tonight, we have two guests joining us on the show first, one of the democrats who will be leading impeachment hearings this week, congressman jim himes is joining us then you k
Somebody on the hook. Clearly i questioned this for weeks, incorrectly today all you need to know is at one point azmodan down about 3. 5 4 . Nasdaq higher at the time. Amazon closes done a percent or so something benign. Nasdaq grinds high are i mean its incredible to me that in the wake of what i think is some serious negative news around the globe the market pushes high are. Well know more next week. For me the most important day of the week is wednesday is when you hear from apple and facebook but even on bad earnings stocks seem to want to go high are. That tells you all you need to know. Caterpillar wasnt such a disaster on the stock price reaction. Performancewise. Compared to the report. Which is remarkable. Another examples. Earnings and guidance were not great. Then the reignition of the semi trade. Look, intel what they told you about demand last night in terms they have to beef up spli this is exactly the opposite what they told you for at least maybe one if not two quarter
A centuriesold maryland mansion has floated to a new address. The 260yearold building was moved by barge from easton to queenstown, which is across the Chesapeake Bay from baltimore. The owner said he made the 1 million move because he wanted a home by the water. Ive seen on hgtv where they do that with the homes and a lot goes into that. Sometimes the walls or the windows shatter. I mean, a million dollars. He really wanted that home. He really did. A convertible lost this battle with a school bus packed with children in greenville, south carolina. The driver was trapped after rearending the bus but fortunately amazingly only suffered minor injuries. He was charged with following too closely. Another good note, none of the 60 kids in the bus were hurt. Turning now to the trial of charged with murder in the shooting death of her neighbor. She claims she entered his apartment thinking it was her own. Yesterday the jury heard testimony about how easy it might be to confuse floors in that
Highway. Thousands of gallons of fuel exploding into a fireball. Traffic brought to a standstill for hours. What caused this massive explosion. Tearful testimony. Im sorry. The emotional day in court. A former Police Officer showing remorse for shooting her neighbor. I wish he was the one with the gun and killed me. Will the jury believe it was a case of mistaken identity . And gone wild. An aggressive elk charges into a group of people. Oh, my gosh. Somebody, help. Repeatedly striking a woman with his antlers. A quickthinking hero who rushed in to help her speaking out this morning. Hey, good morning. So many fastmoving developments this morning in the white house whistleblower investigation so lets dive right in. Heres what we know right now as we come on the air. Overnight the u. S. Special envoy to ukraine, kurt volker, stepped down. Volkers name was mentioned in the whistleblower complaint, and he is set to speak to investigators next week. Also this morning, the democrats have is