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Im Judge Jeanine pirro, along with harold Ford Jr. , jesse watters, gillian turner, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is the five. Please welcome Kamala Harris [cheers and applause] can you feel, can you feel the joy rising in here . I can. Judge Jeanine Lord help us. Kamala harris getting the Softball Sit down of the century with Oprah Winfrey. The Media Mogul hosting a starstudded Town Hall for the Vice President , inviting a bunch of fallen fawning alist celebrities to kiss her Butt And Act like they are so excited. Hello, president harris. [cheers and applause] 47 days. 47 days. Ive always been a fan of kamala. Everyone is so energized. In this campaign, to beautiful, wonderful Kamala Harris. Judge jeanine for all of that hollywood glam couldnt save kamala from being her usual Train Wreck self. Harris painfully rambled through the simplest questions about the economy and The Border. It even force oprah at one point to swoop in and bail her out. Yours is a story
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