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Welcome to a special edition of jesse watters primetime. I m pete hegseth in for jesse on friday nigh ft. St well, the grades are in and connell harris last night se flunked her exam. Did you see her on television last night? this is going to bet? the president. E th this is going to be our the president of our country? sr i don t think so. And it s the first interview nobody sg in like ever seen anything like it. And if you re too weak to don a one on one interview with a person that was so soft, you know, i know, dana, she , always, you know nasty. It was a very weak interview. From the standpoint of cnn. N. I think cnn shouldk be ashamed of themselves. Just like joe at the debate, the country watched the kamala harris bubble pop in real time last night. And as trump mentioned it, was it because cnn s dana bash asked any hard hitting questions? she did not. It s becauseashty hard kamala pd she s not obama and she s not no biden. E she s worse. What we re about to show you hide the k
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Primetime tonight. The truth is theyre trying to get out of it because she s doesnt want to debate. Shes not a good debater, not a smaro det person. She doesnt want to debate. Is Kamala Harris ducking outhe b of the debate . And it doesnt matter how we look at this momenatdoesnt t, t winning. Take a look at what happened wh whistleblowers suspensions, investigation and the trump assassin. Were making sure we have people everywhere. Votes are being cast and countee havewhere, bd to hae on everything. Democrats already playingvern games with republican poll watchers. A special report. Plus, what have you heard repor about tim walzt. , a goofy kind of guy and the way. And then high five, i thought, partys over in chicago. And democrats woke up this morning with a harris hangovechicago mocratr. Still one eye shut. They rolled over in bed, openedn up the paper to this headline. Joy is not a strategey. York the New York Times saying they cringed when kamala was demed thenge when president of
There was none of that for congresswoman Marjorie Taylor green who for years has spread lies and conspiracies rooted in bigotry. Greenes no longer the outlier in her party and the pervasive spread of lies, much of it on social media, has trickled down to exploit fears. When President Biden was sworn in i was just crying. I mean, i couldnt stop. It was that ugly cry that you do, just kept going. I was like, oh, my gosh, im seeing the funeral of our country. I went into panic mode. I called my mom and i told her, were all going to die. Were going to be owned by china. I might have to pull my daughter o you the of school because theyre going to take her. I was scared to death. Thats someone who does not believe the lies anymore but she wasnt forced to confront reality until trump left office. The spreads of qanon and likeminded conspiracy groups have left those outside the party looking in. So today republicans will have to go on record about what kind of party they want to have. More fro