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Jimmy thank you very much, everybody. [ applause ] i feel the love. I feel the love. [ cheers and applause have a seat, please. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause love you guys. Guys, big news today we finally found out the name of the royal baby. [ cheers and applause yeah Meghan Markle and prince harry have decided to name him Archie Harrison mountbattenwindsor [ light laughter ] even Benedict Cumberbatch is like, wow, thats a mouthful. [ laughter ] a lot of words but its true, the new babys name is archie apparently the royals love the show riverdale so it was either archie or jughead [ laughter ] i think they made a good choice [ applause ] today meghan and harry introduced the baby to the press. Here he is [ audience aws ] Archie Harrison mountbattenwindsor. People did not see that one coming [ laughter ] right now, guys who bet on the name are calling their wives like, honey, the money i lost
Jimmy no, i love you i love all of you. Nice to see you. We love you. We love you, welcome welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause welcome to the show. Relax, hang out, welcome guys, it is Teacher Appreciation day [ cheers and applause and our entire audience is filled with new york city schoolteachers right now [ cheers and applause look at that but before we get started, if i see any of you playing fortnite, im taking your phone. [ laughter and applause dont you dare yeah, for te [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy i knew that would work steve thats a loaded one. Jimmy i knew that would work but we have a great show for you tonight. Amy poehler is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy she stars and directs the new movie wine country. Or as my audience calls that, the teachers lounge [ cheers and applause well this is cool. Today a lot of businesses had deals to cele
Adding, honestly, i thoinht he was already ail. [ laughter ] at a campaign rall last night, President Trump predicted that news outlets will be out of business once he leaves office. Why, are you going to run them [ laughter ] secretary oftate mike pompeo has canceled a trip to greenland to return to washington to deal with tensions with iran. Iran i didnt even know we were in tensions with iran all i knew was we were in the middle of a constitutiwaal crisis, a trade with china is wreaking havoc on the stock market, north korea is launching missiles and all cable news is talking about is the freakin royal baby [ laughter ] iran [ cheers and applause get in line. Nc pope francis has ann new rules designed to change how the Catholic Church deals with abuse accusaons. And not 2,000 years too soon [ laughter ] [ applause ] former Trump Campaign chairman Paul Manafort was disbarred in washington, d. C. , today. Anwhile dis barr somehow still gets to be a lawyer. [ laughter and applause whee
Adding, honestly, i thought he was already in jail. [ lahter ] at a Campaign Rally in florida last night, President Trump predicted that news outlets will be out of business once he leaves office. Why, are you going to run them [ laughter ] secretary of state mike pompeo has canceled a trip to greenland to return to washington to deal with tensions with iran. Iran i didnt even know we were in tensions with iran all i knew was we were in the middle of a constitutional crisis, a trade war with china is wreaking havoc on the stock market, north korea is launching missiles and all cable news is talking about is the freakin royal baby [ laughter ] iran [ cheers and applause get in line. Pope francis has announced new rules designed to change how the Catholic Church deals with abuse accusations. And not 2,000 years too soon [ laughter ] [ applause ] former Trump Campaign chairman Paul Manafort was disbarred in washington, d. C. , today. Meanwhile dis barr somehow still gets to be a lawyer. [