Jimmy welcome. Very nice. Hi, everybody. Appreciate that. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here at our studio in beautiful los angeles, california, where we are joined once again by the guitar phenom slash, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how are you, slash . This is night three of slashs miniature residency with the cletones. Its a good night to be here. You dont want to be out there tonight, or really ever. [ laughter ] the World Health Organization is warning that sexually transmitted infections, stis as they call them, are on the rise in a big way. They went down, way down, during covid but people are back out doing filthy things. [ laughter ] theyre up again. Four stis simple less, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and trichomoniasis. Something like that. Each one, nearly impossible to spell, are accounting for a million new infections a day. Even the rate of babies born with stis has shot up, which is the worst. I mean, is there anything creepier than getting syphilis from your mom . [ audience moaning ] and also, what happened to monkey pox . Where is that hiding . [ laughter ] i think its coming back. That was supposed to be the next big thing. That was like the segue of diseases. But it is important to spread the word. [ laughter ] maybe instead a press release is great, but it would be better if they share this information in places where the people most at risk for stis would be likely to see it. Like the side of a bottle of mountain dew or something. [ laughter ] sexually transmitted infections have been around for a very long time. In fact, researchers from brazil just released newly discovered evidence. They tested bones from skeletons and found that neanderthals had an ancient form of herpes. Either that or the nightwatchman at the museum has some serious explaining to do. [ laughter ] neanderthals are an extinct group of humans that lived until about 40,000 years ago. This is what they looked like. This was taken at the exact moment they found out they had herpes. [ laughter ] the neanderthal on the right, the female, looks familiar to me, right . [ cheers and applause ] yes, that explains a lot. Marjorie Taylor Greene is part of this would be funny if it wasnt so stupid and dangerous. Yesterday, files were unsealed in the trump stolen documents case. They revealed that when the fbi searched maralago in 2022, the agents were authorized to use deadly force if necessary. Which is Standard Operating Procedure whenever the fbi executes a search warrant. But in the magaverse, its a plot to kill donald trump [ laughter ] klan mom led the charge, she wrote, the biden doj and fbi were planning to assassinate President Trump and gave the green light. Does everyone get it yet . What are republicans going to do about it . What a rich imagination this woman has. [ laughter ] youd almost think she has the brain of a child, you know . [ laughter ] so the fbi felt the need to put out a statement saying, the fbi followed standard protocol in the search, as we did for all search warrants. Nobody ordered additional steps to be taken, and there was no departure from the norm in this matter. But did that stop the rightwing outrage machine from spinning like a top . Of course it didnt. The fbi authorized the use of deadly force. The department of injustice effectively put a shoot to kill order on the corrupt raid of maralago. So they were, in essence, prepared to shoot and kill former President Donald Trump . Are democrats trying to kill our president . They were thinking of using deadly force . Its pretty extraordinary, deadly force. To shoot to kill over paperwork . What was lifethreatening about pieces of paper . Maybe they wanted the engagement of physical force. They are showing up as though theyre drug dealers who are armed. Treating him the same way they would if they were going into a drug den. These people are sick. Its crazy. It seems so crazy. Seriously, jim, this is crazy stuff. This is crazy. This is wild. This is dangerous. So dangerous. So, say a prayer, all right . [ laughter ] jimmy we will pray that you are someday able to experience an emotion called shame. [ laughter ] because this is the diabolical mastermind, joe biden, sent an elite team of ultraliberal fbi agents s s t assassinate donald trump. But somehow he slipped out the backdoor. Somehow they missed the fact that the loudest and most famous man in america and all 15 of his secret Service Agents were in new jersey at the time that they raided maralago. But of course trump was screaming about this too. Wow, i just came out of the biden witch hunt trial in manhattan, the ice box, and was shown records that crooked joe bidens doj unconstitutional raid of maralago authorized the fbi to use deadly lethal force. Now we know for sure that joe biden is a serious threat to democracy. He is mentally unfit to hold office. 25th amendment [ laughter ] the 25th is the amendment many of his fellow thought about using against him. As far as this ice box claim he keeps making about the courtroom, that it was freezing . By every account other than his, they warmed the place true that weeks ago. A reporter brought a thermometer to the courthouse yesterday. It was 79 degrees in the hallway and 76 degrees in court. Its not just him. These hysterical, dishonest stooges he has jockeying for lip space on his big pink ass [ laughter ] theyre so dramatic. When it comes to the temperature in the courtroom, a freezing ice box, recovering stolen documents is an assassination attempt but this . Jimmy thats just tourism. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats just a Friendly Group of out of towners learning about about democracy firsthand. We got a few other bits of tid. Turns out the special counsel believes trump did even mere to obstruct the investigation than wed previously known. Looks like trump moved the boxes of classified documents out of maralago, then realized he had to move them back in without it being captured on security cameras. This is trumps righthand man, walt nauta, moving some large boxes, although in fairness this could have been trumps burger king order that day. [ laughter ] we also learned that maralardo had stolen documents in his bedroom, in his bathroom and scattered around on the floor. Basically, he had documents everywhere shaggy got caught having sex in the song it wasnt me. [ laughter ] the judge wrote, notably, no excuse is provided as to how the former president could miss the classifiedmarked documents found in his own bedroom at maralago. I know how. They were on the floor. The man cant see his feet, of course hed miss them. [ laughter and applause ] who knows, he might not ever be tried for this. Of all the cases against trump, the documents case is the most open and shut. But it has been delayed indefinitely by a judge who was appointed by donald trump, in case youre looking for conflicted. Judge aileen cannon is playing prevent defense while the Supreme Court is still rubbing their chins over trumps ridiculous argument that he has total immunity from prosecution. Thats a toughie. Justice alito has been thinking about it so hard he accidentally flew his American Flag right side up today. [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump picked up a bigly endorsement this afternoon from one of his most bitter opponents. So i will be voting for trump. Jimmy oh, she really is a bird brain, he was right. [ laughter ] Nikki Haley Says shes voting for donald trump. And after all the nice things they said about each other, why not . Donald trumps not watching out for the republican party. Hes not watching out for america. Hes watching out for himself. Does anybody know who bird brain is . If you mock the service of a combat veteran, you dont deserve a drivers license, let alone being president of the united states. Shes not tough enough. Shes not smart enough. And she wasnt respected enough. I mean, when he goes off the teleprompter, hes unhinged. Hes totally unhinged. Shes very, uh, rude. Do you notice that . He is unhinged. He is more diminished. Bird brain. Nikki bird brain. Hes just toxic. And when i watched her, the fancy dress that probably wasnt so fancy chaos follows donald trump. Bird brain, thats nikki haley. Everything he touches is chaos. Kooky nikki. We cant wait if donald trump is the nominee. I will say this till my last breath. Jimmy i guess it must be her last breath, then, i dont know. [ laughter ] she is going to vote for him. [ applause ] shes blubber, hes glue, i guess. And then we have Rudy Giuliani who, i mentioned last night is 150 million in the hole and doing his best to chip away at that debt. By selling beans its the very best beans that you can get. Arabica rather than robusto. Absolutely no robusto, all highquality beans. [ laughter ] jimmy thats right. The best beans. Not a robusto in the bunch. [ laughter ] yesterday, giuliani was arraigned over zoom in arizona. He is charged with election crimes there. And when they went to him, listen closely because it sounds like he was in the bathroom, doing a livestream of his own. Number 66 on todays calendar [ indiscernible noises ] 66 is cr2024 [ indiscernible noises ] is that me . Yes, its you, mr. Giuliani. Cr2024, 006 jimmy get that man some flomax [ laughter ] his prostate is the size of a snow globe [ laughter ] theres so much madness out there right now. Fox news, all i can figure is they must think joe biden is doing a good job because theyre now at the point where theyre just completely making stuff up. When he puts out these videos his social media team puts it out of him, there should be a stroke warning for how many jump cuts they have. I imagine it takes 20 to 30 takes to get one sentence at a time. This is embarrassing. The left knees this, and thats why i firmly believe joe will not be the nominee in november were there all of this is testing the waters for when they swap him out for gavin newsom. Wait and watch. The calls for him to step down are going to intensify in the next couple of months. Maybe joe should identify as gavin newsom. Jimmy good one, j. W. [ laughter ] but conspiracy or not, this is an interesting theory. One that seems to be shared by many in the republican party. Even though it makes almost no sense. It would give newsom almost no time to campaign. Hundreds of millions of dollars spent promoting biden would be wasted and not least of all, gavin newsom, is very focused on running our state. A message from the 40th governor of california. Sup, guys . Its your loving govin here prop some knowledge. A buttton of underfunded sectors in our great state. Like renewable energy. Cali leads the nation in solar power, which is rad. What about lunar power . I believe the moon is capable of so much more than just controlling your antiaunts ovulation cycle. Take it, take it, take it. Thank you. Lets put the moon for us. You know we crush it when it comes to whatever, bruh, drug laws. Allow californians to keep up to seven ounces of hallucinogenic toad venom for personal use. Crypto off the dark web. 83 incentivizes the best and brightest in tech, to live and work and Silicon Valley by making vaping in offices, hospitals, and ferrari dealerships mandatory. Did i hit that . Sure, but i only vape merlot. Mer who . Prop 83, everybody gets a black friend, like my man nate. Nate here. Nate and i love hanging on the weekends, doing stuff nate loves to do. I like bird watching. Whatever. Prop 83 gets binoculars for all. Especially the blind. And earmarks 200 million to build a museum at zac efrons birthplace. So future generations can learn about the High School Musical franchise, his nutritional regimen, zacs ab routine as well. Lost another black friend. 99 100 hey, brother. Can i get a squirt of that good stuff . So do me a solid to ensure a Bright Future for all stater skaters. Vote yes on prop 83. You watch birds . Paid for by the middleaged woman rooting through zac efrons trash. [ applause ] jimmy we have some funny people on the show for you tonight. Patton oswalt is here, and well be right back with amy poehler. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes the host of a new game show called the one percent club. a very funny man, Patton Oswalt is with us. [ cheers and applause ] also tonight, sitting in with the cletones, a gentleman with one name only, slash is here. [ cheers and applause ] slashs summer tour is called the serpent festival. It starts july 5th in bonner, montana. His new blues album is called orgy of the damned. Do you have to have the blues to play the blues . Yeah. Everybody has the blues in some shape or form at some point or another, yeah. Jimmy you have a great lineup. Billy gibbons. Iggy pop. Demi lovato. Its quite a lineup. Congratulations. Been great having you here. I dont want you to leave. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for giving me a job. Im going to stick around. Jimmy you hired slash . Oh, yeah. Jimmy great, excellent, all right. Wonderful. You know our first guest tonight from many, many funny things. She is the voice of joy in the beloved disney pixar movie inside out. The sequel, inside out 2, opens in theaters june 14th. Please welcome amy poehler. [ cheers and applause ] hi, jimmy jimmy how are you . Im great, good to see you. Jimmy its great to have you here. We just hired slash. I saw that. You know, i have a slash story, i have a story. Jimmy oh, good. I have a question to ask you. Jimmy oh, good. Ohoh. Its not a bad one. Jimmy okay. I was working on a film with billy bob thornton. And i was invited to a listening party for some music that he was making. And when i arrived, he said, were in slashs house right now. Yeah. Is that true . Yeah, that was my house. I sold it to billy. It had a studio in it and all that. Him and angelina bought it. And were you upstairs at the time the party was happening . I dont think so. Did he say that . No, but we assumed you were. [ laughter ] jimmy where were you guys there was like a a basement, a studio basement in l. A. Yeah. Jimmy all right, wow. Hollywood, a hollywood story. Jimmy hollywoods something else, it really is. Hollywood is something else. Jimmy by the way, i have something that one of our staffers brought in today. This is exciting. The band yola tango. Yes, great band. Jimmy this is from about the year 2000. Wow. Jimmy and this is none other than amy poehler on the cover of their cd. That is a relic. Thats the first the first and only time ive been on the cover of a record. Thats called for those of you thats called a cd. [ laughter ] jimmy uhhuh. Look at it, yes, its shiny. They were really shiny. You could put your coffee cups on them and stuff. Jimmy is this blood . No, that is a sketch i did with ucb, my sketch group, called spaghetti jesus. And i think the premise of the sketch was a woman there was the face of jesus found in a bowl of spaghetti. Then someone ate it. And you panned around to see who it was, then that lady. [ laughter ] so i guess the fine people of yola tango thought it would be a great album cover. Im so proud you found that. Jimmy they saw the sketch and said, yeah, we want you with the jesus spaghetti face. You know, at what is a different time. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Well, you must know a lot of bands and stars and such. Oh, man. Jimmy especially from saturday night live. Id like to think i do. I dont, but im a huge music fan. With snl, we got to meet a lot of people. Jimmy whos the biggest one at snl . Other than slashs basement, i did get a chance to meet prince once. [ cheers ] jimmy thats a big one, yeah. Big one. Jimmy was he friendly . Well, ill never know. [ laughter ] because i really blew my chance. Because he came offstage during the sound check and walked past me and i said and he just kind of gave me a little eye contact and said hello and i said, how was your summer . That was my question to prince. How was your summer . Thats what i said. Jimmy and he didnt he just floated away. [ laughter ] into the elevator and . A lavender haze of talent. Jimmy he just went hes like, were not of the same species, you and i. [ laughter ] jimmy were not going to be doing this, yeah. What is your plan for summer . Oh my god, im going to continue this journey that im on, jimmy, thank you for asking. Im trying to learn a new thing a month. Jimmy oh, your life journey, okay. My life journey, yeah. Jimmy what do you mean, a new thing a month . Basically a new skill or a new game or a new im trying to keep my mind, you know, sharp. Jimmy just like somebody who decided i like that when people do that. Right . Jimmy i never i never think to do anything like that. Well, im only two months in. So it will probably stop. [ laughter ] jimmy youve done two things . Ive done two things. I learned tai chi. Jimmy you did . In a month . Are you impressed . I should say, im studying it. And by studying it, i mean ive done it twice. [ laughter ] jimmy so you did it twice. Will you continue, or is that it . Just that month i dont think thats what its about, jimmy. [ laughter ] i think its about the flow. Like, will it jimmy yeah, the flow is the whole thing. I see people in the park doing it. From what i understand, and you know more about it than i do, its supposed to be some kind of selfdefense. But it seems like the only way youre going to be able to fight somebody off is if they also are fighting in slow motion. [ laughter ] slow motion. Jimmy or underwater, Something Like that. Yeah, we have to start to cultivate stuff that we can do when were older. We have to go a little slower. Jimmy okay. So i also learned mah jong. Jimmy oh, thats fun, the game. The game. Jimmy you learned somebody came and taught you how to play . Yes, someone came and taught a bunch of us. Im learning it again. Ive only played once. Jimmy uhhuh . But its a new thing that i learned. And so im two months in. Jimmy thats this months, mays, mah jong may, tai chi april. What will we do for june . This is a great question. Im open to suggestions. Jimmy you are . I was thinking about something that had a cool name. Like parkour or something. [ laughter ] then i realized its so tiring. Jimmy and seems dangerous, also. It does, and im not going to be able to do it. Jimmy jumping from building to building, running up the side of a wall, you dont want to do parkour. What, hacky sack . Jimmy are people still playing hacky sack . They probably are. I dont know, i have a hacky sack in my car. Jimmy no, you dont. I do. Jimmy do you really . I just realized i have it in my glove compartment. Jimmy just in case . Just in case. [ laughter ] jimmy is it from the kids . A way to make friends, dude. Jimmy how do you get a hacky sack in your glove box . I dont know, im just now visualizing that i have a hacky sack in my glove box. Jimmy thats a great title for an album. [ laughter ] yes, thats yola tangos fourth album, i have a hacky sack in my glove box. Jimmy would you take suggestions . Collision grief . I would love to do that sounds very easy. Jimmy frisbee golf . Too much activity, i think. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Calligraphy sounds nice. You can sit down. [ laughter ] jimmy balloon animals . I dont like the sound of the squeak of the balloon. It gives me the chills. Jimmy okay. Anyone else . You know, like nails on a chalkboard. No offense to all you balloon artists. Jimmy as we get toward the holidays, maybe Something Like wreathmaking could be a skill that might be fun . I mean sure. [ laughter ] no, no jimmy do you cook at all . I love to cook. Jimmy thats one you have already. You love to cook. Let me ask you this. What is your food that you are working on right now any know you cook a million things. Jimmy working on . What is something that youre like, im Getting Better . Jimmy i dont get better, i just try it. Heres what i do. Ill make something up. Then like last night. I made my wife said, make me dinner. She said it just like that, too. [ laughter ] make me dinner. I got up, and i went in the kitchen, and i looked around, and i got some garlic and oil and tomato paste and cannelloni beans and some chicken broth. And i put some pasta in it. And i made it up. Shes like, oh my god, this is great. She goes, you have to give me the recipe. I said, ive already forgotten the recipe. [ laughter ] thats a good cook. Thats the dream. You find what you have. Jimmy what do you make . Im really excited about my cole slaw right now. Jimmy really, cole slaw . I love fermented, pickled things. You do . How jer ran of you. [ laughter ] i thank you, i think. And im really into getting the right cole slaw. And ive been bringing it into my office. And im realizing its become an hr violation now. [ laughter ] jimmy why . Im forcing the people i work with to eat my cole slaw. Jimmy do they eat the cole slaw . They dont, no. [ laughter ] when their sandwiches come out at lunch, you know what would be really good with that is my four to fivedayold cole slaw. But cole slaw gets bettering the longer its in the refrigerator. Jimmy yeah, until it gets soggy. Did i hear a groan . [ laughter ] jimmy weve got a guy whos been fishing cheetos out of navels here in the audience. 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The sequel to inside out which won the oscar for best animated feature. I know. I just saw the movie last night, its so good. Jimmy the new one . I was told it wasnt ready to be seen. I was given a little bit of a private jimmy i see. Because i have to Start Talking about it. Jimmy yeah, right. So i have to know [ laughter ] jimmy to know whats in it . To know whats in it. Its so good. Jimmy my kids are dying to see it. The first one was ten years ago . Ten years ago. Yeah, we started working on it i started getting ready to talk about it in 2014. And i was looking back at 2014, and it was a very different time. Jimmy you looked back at the year 2014 . I looked jimmy why . Because i because things are kind of coming full circle. The movies coming out again. A lot has happened. I looked back to think, what was going on in 2014 . Do you remember what was going on in 2014 . Jimmy god, no. The ice bucket challenge. Jimmy oh, yeah, that was a big thing, yeah. Idina menzel became adele mazine forever. Pharell started wearing really crazy hats all the time, everywhere. Giant hats. Jimmy big, big, big hats. Big hats. Obama was president. [ cheers and applause ] exciting. Jimmy hold on, im going to cry. [ laughter ] i know. It was a different time. Seth rogen almost got us in a war with north korea. Jimmy that was ten years ago . That was ten years ago. [ laughter ] jimmy that story is undertold, you know . [ laughter ] it is undertold. It should be a hulu limited series. Jimmy it should be. And then there was a famous oscar selfie. Jimmy oh, right. With host ellen degeneres. And that was before i dont know if you know this. The oscars existed before you hosted them. Jimmy i dont believe that at all. [ laughter ] yeah, yes. Jimmy they existed, yeah, in kind of a hypothetical way they actually, physically jimmy they held a ceremony . Its rude is what it is. [ laughter ] will you now go on a tour around the world . Yeah, were heading out to australia and the uk at the end of this week. Jimmy so you go to the countries where english is spoken because it will be dumb for someone who did voiceover to go to mexico where youre going to be redubbed by someone who speaks spanish . Its very cool to meet ive had the pleasure of meeting a few people who have dubbed in Different Countries and its very, very cool. Jimmy if i were to walk up to you somebody were to walk up to you, a guy who pulls cheetos out of a belly button. [ laughter ] i live in hungary, and i voice your character. You would automatically believe them, right . Well, why are you asking . [ laughter ] jimmy because im the voiceover artist oh, yeah,. Jimmy excited to meet you because i do your voice. If they came up to me on the street id be like i guess id probably say, prove it. [ laughter ] jimmy you would . Thats just my personality. Jimmy you maybe you whip out a little tai chi. [ laughter ] real slow. Really slowly. I just change their energy really slowly. Jimmy by the way, Patton Oswalt is here. I know. Jimmy we were talking today about i love pat. Jimmy on parks and rec, you and patton had this scene yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that has now been viewed a zillion times on youtube where patton was talking about well, he was filibustering. Im sure hell speak better on it when hes out here if he wants to. But his character was a local character who had to filibuster during a meeting and just talk nonsense to waste time. And patton decided to talk about the star wars series and franchise and what he thinks other movies should tackle. And he spoke for 10, 15, 20 minutes, incredibly specifically, about the star wars universe combined with the marvel universe. And how those two could then go on and i think, and you can check with him, i think every single thing he said came true. [ laughter ] jimmy i think youre right. A lot of the things did come true. Yes. Jimmy well find out when he comes out here. Hes so funny. That was such a great time. He just went off, and we were all staring and watching it all. Jimmy its great to see you. Congratulations on all your new skills. Thank you, yes. Ly come back, i want i dont want to come as an actress promoting a film, i want to come as just a person of the world. Jimmy yeah. You know what i mean . Jimmy if you come back in one year, it will be fun for you to do all 12 things you learned. [ laughter ] in a row. Perfect. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy amy pohler, everybody. Inside out 2 opens in theaters june 14th. Well be back with patton as walt. [song playing here comes the hotstepper by ini kamoze] man ooh woman 1 haha woman 2 hmm hmm woman 3 ha ha at university of maryland global campus, getting a bachelors degree doesnt have to mean starting from scratch. Here you can earn up to 90 undergraduate credits for relevant experience. What will your next success be . Type 2 diabetes . 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[ laughter ] jimmy have you . No, i havent. Jimmy sorry, slash, never been to your house. Maybe tonight. Im free. Jimmy hey, you know what, theyre doing an inside out 2, why not a ratatouille 2 or something . [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Obviously i would love to do a ratatouille sequel. But i am of the mind of, i want to wait until brad bird gets an amazing idea for it. They took their time with the inside out sequel. Its amazing. They waited they had a really fantastic story to tell. They didnt just because inside out, that was one of my favorite movies. Jimmy its a great movie, yeah. My daughter especially, we watched it six times, every week, lets go see inside out again. They didnt rush out they waited until an amazing story came along. So this sequel is like, oh, good, this was worth waiting for. Jimmy i have an idea for it. Lets hear it. Jimmy ratatouille saves red lobster. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, not only is it a great idea, you could save an american institution, you know . [ laughter ] yeah. So he gets on a Hedge Fund Managers head . And is pulling the hairs and stopping him from short selling the entire company . Jimmy thats for you and brad to work out. I dont want to get into the details. [ laughter ] im an umbrella guy. Spitballing. Jimmy we were also talking about the scene in parks and rec where you Start Talking about star wars and marvel. [ cheers and applause ] that that scene i love parks and rec. That show was a perfect 22minute short film every week. When they hired me on it, oh my god, i want to do a really good job. The scene was supposed to be, i announce im going to do this filibuster, then they were going to they cut to amys character, leslie, going oh, dear god. That would be the joke. Then the directors and writers said, lets not yell cut and see how long hell talk. [ laughter ] i panicked. In my panic, its this trivia dump. Its every single thing i know about and yeah, amy was right, some things weirdly came true. Some on purpose, some by accident. Jimmy its more than just a trivia dump. It is like it is the look inside of a very lonely boys brain. [ laughter ] but also incredible. I watched it today. And youre right. So many of the things did come to pass. One point i mention the time gem from the they had not been guardians of the galaxy. When i say time gem, they cut to chris pratt. This is way before he did guardians. Jimmy wow. Exactly. Amy has the funniest line, the female parts a little underwritten. [ laughter ] which is so exactly what those movies were. Then when the Disney Channel jon favreau confirmed this for me. They cut the opening shot to match my filibuster [ laughter ] you can sync them up timewise. The hand comes up, hits no, hands down from the twin suns, the hand comes out of the sand, you can match it to my filibu filibuster, they did it on purpose. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats thrilling, right . Has your daughter, alice, taken on is she interested in the comic books and the music and this kind of stuff that you love . Ive given her the foundation of things. And some of them shes rejected, some of them shes really embraced. Moviewise, eh. Although she i just showed her pulp fiction. She loved pulp fiction. Thought it was brilliant. Jimmy shes 4, by the way. [ laughter ] shes 4. But she really got the time switch stuff, oh my god. Yeah, if i dont give her her mashed peas, shes going to go medieval. No, this movie called the nice guys with ryan gosling. Jimmy thats a good one, yeah. Why that movie didnt make 200 million. Shes watched it three times now, the best movie. Musicweiss, theres stuff i played when she was little, pixies and david bowie, the stuff i like. She has used that for a lunch pad for stuff like phoebe bridgers and boy genius shes obsessed with. They will shell listen to a band like bleached, bleach will mention sabbath, do you know what that means . I played her black is an baths paranoid. Now she loves sabbath and iron maden and zeppelin. [ applause ] jimmy wow. You might want to rein it in a little, this could backfire. Covered in tattoos, youll be like, what did i do . [ laughter ] i love driving around. Shell play the music she likes. Shes turned me on to a lot of artists i didnt know. Jimmy thats nice. Again, like phoebe bridger is amazing, amazing lyricist. There are certain songs, especially when im driving around, me and her and my wife, my wife loves zeppelin. Really loves zeppelin. Alice loves zeppelin. But meredith, my wife, meredith salinger, if a zeppelin song comes on, shell start singing along with it. Alice goes, no one sing, no one sing, i just want to listen to the song, please. She knows. Alice wants it quiet. Let me absorb this music. Jimmy have you ever hosted a game show before . Is this the first time . Ive never id never even thought of being a game show host. They brought me this show. Its a british show. And they sent me all the episodes. I watched it, and it was fascinating how fun and cool the show was. Im like, yeah, im definitely doing this. Jimmy i know you did well you and Ike Barinholtz were the final two on the beat me. No, no Ike Barinholtz beat me by one dollar on. Jimmy celebrity jeopardy . One dollar. If you dont think i havent gone Inigo Montoya about that, someday theres going to be a reckoning for him. [ laughter ] although these a frigging genius. They put him on regular jeopardy and he kicked ass. Jimmy he was on regular jeopardy thats a whole different story there. Yeah. Jimmy so youre hosting this show now. Tell me what the premise of the show is. The whole premise of the show is, it has nothing to do with what youve learned, what information is in your head. Its how your brain works. How you use reasoning and logic. What that makes the game kind of fascinating because the contestants are the audience, 100 contestants. And i talk to them. They have Amazing Stories about their lives. But there are people on the show that are ph. D. And nanotechnology getting smoked by someone whos like, im working as a ba ris that, i dont know what i want to do but they can put together the logic of the questions. How do you listen . Jimmy you can figure it out, i like that. Some of the questions are again, they get harder. Its called one percent because we start off with the 90 question that 90 of americans got right. You work up to the one percent question. Im listening to the questions, getting it right, its amazing to watch it happen. Jimmy it sounds fun, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy the show is it premieres tomorrow, interestingly on prime video, on june 3rd on fox . Its its that good, jimmy. [ laughter ] it is that good. Jimmy watch it tomorrow on prime video. Then gather your family on june 3rd. And blow their minds. [ laughter ] blow their minds. Thats a i wonder hang on, i wonder if there are because the sportsbooks could make a fortune on this in vegas. Jimmy oh, yeah. You know what edit that out. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy weve got to make some money first. Patton oswalt, everybody well be right back. Jimmy i want to thank, first of all, slash for sitting in with the band. Thank you, slash, for being here. Thanks to amy poehler. Thanks to josh myers, who played gavin newsom so beautifully. Hilarious. Jimmy thanks to mr. Patton as walt. You can see his new game show, the one percent Club Tomorrow on prime video, again with your family june 3rd on fox. Apologies to matt damon. We did run out of him. Nightline is next. 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