Faithful. Youll have a butt clean enough to eat off of. So dont worry about the t. P. Shortage, come to ted bidets budget bidets and get the water up your squatter. Squatter. Stephen welcomes john oliver, and musical guest, alex ebert. With jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live onape from a safe distance, its stephen clbert stephen fire hello. Welcome to day two of my special quarantine edition of the late show with stephen colbert. Or as were calling it tonight, the flame show with stephen colburn. As you can see, ive migrated from my bathtub to my fire pit. Well eventually go through all of the elements. For a lot of americans, today is primary day. Despite the virus, americans are going out and voting. This is still a democracy. The only change is this year well be awarding the presidency to the person with the most toilet paper. Primaries were scheduled today in ohio, arizona, illinois, and florida. They should be fine. Are there any old people in florida . Theres nobody over t
For a gun rights rally. Prince harry breaks his silence speaking for the first time about the royal exit. There really was no other option. What hes saying about meghan, archie, and the new arrangement with the queen. Super bowl showdown. The Kansas City Chiefs soaring into their first big game in 50 years. Now set to take on the San Francisco 49ers as two of the games hottest young stars prepare to face off. I do my hair toss and the stars align at the s. A. G. Awards. Brad pitt and Jennifer Aniston reuniting behind the scenes as both take home huge honors. I have to add this to my tinder profile. And what this could all mean for the oscars. And we certainly do say good morning, america. Thanks for joining us on this monday morning as we honor and celebrate the legacy of dr. Martin luther king jr. And look at that gorgeous sight, a live look at the memorial in washington. Coming up a lot more on this day of service, and well hear how dr. King is inspiring young kids today. But my good
Making money. So the dow retreating here, crossed the 29,000 mark for if first time ever, pulling back just a little bit. The other indices are higher this as the jobs report coming in with some positive reinforcements i think about our booming economy. Here though to help me break it down is Phil Blancato and also brian wesbury. The jobs report, brian, your overall theme for that and what it means going into the new year. 144 is weaker than last months 266. We had a few minor downward revisions, but anywhere from, you know, around 150 to 200,000 is enough to keep the Unemployment Rate down. This year the feds not going to be raising rates. The tax cuts and deregulation are still kicking in. Profit margins are high because Technology Keeps reducing the cost of delivering goods and services, and when you put that all in the bucket, i think this economy not only accelerates this year, it is not going to grow 4 . But earnings are going to go up 10 to 12 percent, and that means the stock m
Nada this is bbc world news america. Setting out thacroadmap for hment. Each side will get 24 hours to make their case for e dispute over new evidence andss wit remains unresolved. Nobody, nobody will dictate Senate Procedure to the United States senators. Is mcconnell the mcconnell rules seem to be designed by President Trump, for President Trump. Nada for his part b president was far away from the fray,ng addressi Environmental Issues at the World Economic forum in davos. He lashed out. We musreject the polenta perennial prophets of doom and their predictions of the apalypse. Nada plus, the u. S. Repts the first case of the coronovirus. The number of those effected in china continues climb. For those watching on pbs and around the globe, welcome to world news america. A befo battle, the rules of engagement must be welles blished to ensure fair play. That is what democrats and Donald Trumps defense team havi been a about on the floor of the u. S. Senate today. The yeas are 53, the nay
Now the coasttocoast alerts. Breaking overnight, a shakeup with the grammys. Why was the new head of the Recording Academy suspended with just ten days to go till musics biggest night. Abc news exclusive, the couple who helped save that 11yearold girl snatched in broad daylight chasing down the suspected kidnapper. Hes blowing through red lights. The high speed chase all captured on camera, and the couple now joins us live only on gma this morning. Im sorry super bowl size comeback. Demi lovato now set to perform on the biggest stage in the world along with j. Lo and shakira as the final four teams battle it out this weekend. Baby im sorry im not sorry good morning, america. Hope youre well this friday morning. Good news for demi lovato. A lot of excitement about this for the super bowl and for demi. Wait till you see what she predicted a decade ago about this very thing. Something about her that you cheer for her. Pull for her. Well have more on that. But we have breaking news to begi