I dont know if i can handle all this fame. I mean, i always thought id want to be famous, but now that i am, i dont know if i like it. I mean, i probably cant even walk through this mall right now without people going, oh, my god, its the fingerbang guy oh, my god yeah, thats gonna suck. Yeah, i just want to be a normal kid again, have a normal life, and appreciate what i have. I think you boys are very smart for your age. Come on, ill buy you all an orange smoothie. I dont think they sell those anymore. Hey, cartman, do you think god is going to be mad at you for not making 10 million . Oh, screw god. Im not scared of him. Hes a pussy. You know im just kidding, right . From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out. As always, im trevor noah. Our guest tonight, our guest tonight
Are broadcasting live coverage for our studios in moscow recounting the weeks top stories with our Weekly Program this is our internet. R. T. 2nd whistleblower has emerged in the impeachment probe against donald trump the unnamed intelligence official reportedly has information on at the u. S. President s dealings with ukraine meanwhile democrats spearheading at the investigation are demanding protection for the informants involved that is despite their attitude to other whistleblowers in recent years as archies killam up and comments. We are now told that in this dark age of trumping tyranny one heroic individual has spoken up like a voice crying out in the wilderness we dont know his name or his occupation but we know that he is good and i think the whistleblower did the right thing i think he followed the law every step of the way the Inspector General of the Intelligence Community found this whistleblower complaint both credible and urgent i want to say thank you also to the whistl
Marvels movies and what we do in the shadows, a phenomenal film. Tonight hes here with a new comedy in which he plays, i want to get this right, adolph hitler. Taika waititi is joining us lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets start things off talking about the miracle of life and why its so creepy. A mysterious new organism they nicknamed it the blob, a yellow unicellular small living being, looks like a fungus but acts like an animal, that is 720 sexes, can move without legs or wings and can heal itself. Two blobs can transmit knowledge to each other. Experts call it one of natures mysteries. Trevor sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. Sounds like a news report everyone in the horror movie ignores ten minutes before the blob takes over the town. What does that mean that the blob has 720 different sexes . Did the blob say that . The scientists say, what are are you pronounce . The blob says, all of them people get stressed and say the yellow blob is going to take over the wor
Its a whole hoax. As the first key witness prepares to testify today. And my exclusive interview with House Speaker nancy pelosi. I think the president knows the argument that can be made against him, and hes scared. How impeachment could affect the election. If impeachment helped President Trump win in 2020, would it be worth it . Its only on gma this morning. Bernie Sanders Health scare. What were learning this morning about the president ial candidates condition. Hospitalized for a heart procedure and what it means for his campaign. Deadly crash. A vintage world war ii airplane going down in a fireball. At least seven People Killed. The hero on board who helped survivors escape. And hitting a high. The viral homeless opera singer going from the subway to seeing a dream come true. And good morning, america. Hope you are well this thursday morning. It is a busy one. It is. We have that reaction overnight to the sentencing of amber guyger, the former Dallas Police officer convicted of
Refugee but my parents were refugees. Theres a fracturing of the share experience. Me life was different in the United States, the life was different in canada, my sisters life is different in england. Did all right relatively speaking but that vastly overlambingers and yep oliving together in the same language and the same cultural context, the same as it were social abilities, we share that experience, unity of time and place and experience that we shared, and then gets fractured and get bren up. Even if we had moved to the same place, there would have been a fracture because i spoke english better, was not a professional who lost his job to migrate. Had not lost my social contact and so on. So what happen is this fracturing of a shared experience within the family and one of the ways again to agree with reyna is to tell stories or write to build the bridges, theres something about building a bridge between the new country and old country within this community, within a family, multi