Next week were expected to run out of harpoons and pop rocks. So stock up. By the way, do you really need to color your hair right now . Who are you trying to impress . Your cat . Today, as you probably know, would have been tax day. But we got a three month extension. Do you think well be able to write off bathrobes as a business expense this year . I love that we got a three month extension the one year we finally had time to sit down and actually do our taxes. Basically, the government is hoping that by midjuly everyone will have received their stimulus checks so they can turn around and send them right back. Some people have already received their relief money via direct deposit. But those who are waiting for an actual check will have to wait until next month. According to the washington post, one of the reasons for the delay is because someone decided to print Donald Trumps name on every check. Gee, i wonder whose idea that was . This is the first time a president has ever had his
Thursday. Jimmy what . Guillermo thirsty thursday. Jimmy thirsty thursday. Guillermo thats right, jimmy. Jimmy thank you. Last week, guillermo gave us a good tip on how to celebrate thirsty thursday. I want to see if you have another one tonight. People are looking for reasons to drink. Guillermo yes, jimmy, i have one. This ones for easter, okay . Jimmy okay, what is it . Guillermo first you bring a Chocolate Bunny. Then you break the ears off like this. Jimmy uhhuh. Guillermo then you bring the tequila, then you pour the tequila in. Jimmy okay. Guillermo then you drink it. Jimmy and what is that concoction called, guillermo . Guillermo the easter bunny is drunk. Jimmy all right, very catchy, i like it. Dont accidently put that in your sons basket on sunday, okay . Guillermo no, i wont, i promise. Jimmy easter, as you know, or you may not know, we dont know anything nowadays, is sunday. And its the second week of passover. I know people who are having dinners that are very weird. Its
And that would be if the wifi goes out. God forbid. Could you imagine . I dont know what id even do. Id probably just go to a rave and surrender to the virus. If someone asked me to choose between wifi and Running Water right now, i would drink my pool. My daughters and i played animal crossing all day yesterday on nintendo switch. Have you seen this game . All right. Theres nobody here. Anyway, shout out to tom nook and timmy at the shop. But my point was the internet is still chugging along. Its providing us with hundreds if not thousands of entertaining videos to make the days shorter. So many of you have been coming up with and sharing fun and unusual ways funusual ways to pass the time. And tonights is a good one too. This is our quarantime killer of the night. Quarantine party jimmy its like a Party Version of silence of the lambs. I like that. Well done. You know, for a lot of people like myself today began our third week of quarantine. And this is when your survival skills star
A ncrk the head of new yorks Emergency Medical Services joins us exclusively live. Drama on the high seas. The cruise ship stranded with a hundred sick on board and four already dead. Now fighting to dock in florida, but the governor is saying not so fast. How President Trump is responding. Supermarket safety. Advice from the top Infectious Disease expert. How she shops from the shopping cart to the checkout line and what she does when she gets those groceries home. Rent rebellion. As mortgage and rent payments become due, calls growing for a National Rent strike amid record unemployment numbers. The sharks join us live. What to do if you need help paying those bills. And social distance dancing, the way neighborhoods and families from new york to nashville are staying together while keeping apart. The moves that will make your morning. Good morning to you, robin and george. Good to see you there, michael. While people, as you know, are doing their best trying to make the most of this
Govnostrated but the local communities have said, taking mteages. Hey, we dont have enough ourselves together and in this instance the states normally [ crowd chanting ] that would help one another cant because theyre all nursing sounding the alarm. We as nurses cannot do this looking to help themselves and so its compounded this problem. And, of course, thats why the on our own. National stockpile exists. Its a National Stockpile, not a doctors and Health Care Workers desperate for equipment federal one. To save lives, including their own. So when he says we have the makeshift measures theyre our we need these ventilators for the federal government, they have their state stockpiles, forced to take in the battle against covid19. Does that make sense to you . Short supply. The unproven medication that what would he be using it for at could be a possible treatment a federal level . Doesnt this country doesnt it consist of states who are for coronavirus promoted by the president now facin