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Yes indeed. Happy monday [cheering and applause] greg what a glorious monday more like fun they. So President Biden is wearing new sneakers that were designed to prevent him from falling. Here is the prototype. [laughter] on a shoe that will keep calm a lot kamala from talking. [laughter] meanwhile the president is bracing for a huge natural merchant National Security threat as gangs flee in violent porn hayti. Hes already got a force to repair the repel them. [laughter] just days ago the president was steaming as staffers ushered him inside as he began to rain it began to rendering an immense thing is hard enough to keep his hands dry when hes indoors. [laughter] greg the country of niger has announced an end to their Military Relationship with the United States. Dont expect biden to comment on the matter, his staff is terrified how mispronounce the name. There you go. [laughter] two thirds of u. S. Adults would rather skip the Movie Theaters and watch the new flicks at home on scream
Thats how it works how are you doing i love all of you high love you it is friday you know what that means lets welcome tonights guests he has 13 adds for the 13 Original Colonies Fox And Friends Well weekend cohost. She has a southern drawl and likes to brawl cohost of the bottom line on foxbusiness. She is like a dental floss thin and wiry and makes your gums bleed the New York Times bestselling author and fox news contributor. And what you call the great pyramids, he calls them a footstool of the New York Times bestselling author comedian and former World Champion tyrus before we get to some news stories lets do this. It is leftovers where i read the jokes that we did not use this weekend as always its my first time reading them soft face talk we will beat joe mackey to that with joe waters hairpiece it weighs 80 pounds in Australia Billionaire announced plans to build titanic to in a similar story joe biden is running for a second term once again the president asked if he was allow
Greg happy thursday everybody lets do some jokes settled down you savages Kamala Harris made a Campaign Stop at an Abortion Clinic today where the staff told her it was too late thank you on tuesdays special prosecutor robert hurd descended his decision not to charge the joe biden ghostwriter for deleting inner the recordings with the president since it is the first time a ghostwriter had worked with an actual Ghost Americans being warned about a second wave of venezuelan gangs going over the border is another 100 inmates have been released from prison in response the usa will be sending some of our worst to venezuela researchers came up with a list of the 100 most obese cities in the country topping the list were Mcallen Texas Jackson Mississippi and stelter bill new jersey. Never over. Anywhere. The plan to borrow six enjoying dollars of the next ten years is fiscally responsible what is also fiscally responsible is switching from coke to crack Royal Caribbean has suspended all trips