hello everybody ingo it s friday! it s friday! that wasn t loud enough for me. but it s friday so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guess. he crashed dick morris in his briefs, but we love his beliefs. artist restoration guide for president trump and the man responsible for the best and ever. viral sensation dug doug d pierre. if she s here, it means her children are safe. fox news emily van harris. she still can t decide between the hatfields or the makoti is. co-host of the bottom line devon mcdowell. and skeletons find her in their closet. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. okay, before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg postel a leftovers. i hope these are good. its leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always this my first time reading them. if they suck, we will marinate joe mackey and olive oil and toss them into the woodfired oven. all right. this week on cnn van jones advised pres
greg: okay. it feels good. yes. [laughing] stop it. stop it. keep going. i m kidding. happy monday, everyone. so last week s sports illustrated announced they were laying off their entire staff. you could see it coming like a plus size model down a fashion runway. still this was a big deal for those of us who grew up when as i was required reading. nobody knows what that means. so it is said that si managed to go to an a mental institution in record time. if anyone wants to learn how not to run a company, s.i. has your game plan. that is because the management tried almost everything they could to they could think of to drive clicks except for one tiny thing, keeping the focus on exports. you know the subject they were supposed to be illustrating instead of showing how to run a brand faster than it takes to chug a bud light? [laughter] what management should have tried is remembering what their loyal customers want, sports, straight up without the woke chaser.
well done, everybody. happy wednesday everybody. as you know trump s won big in iowa which means it s time for democrats to freak out. of course it s always time for dems to freak out unless you bring up the border, the economy, crime or biden getting lost in his yard. then there is nothing to see here, folks. trump really seems to bring out their inner kathy griffin. hell, even joy read bought a donald trump wig. it s true. but the closer he gets to the white house, the closer they get to committing harry kerry with a pair of dull knitting needles. they see trump and their brain seizes up like obama s appetite when he watches a dog show. he eats dogs. what s really going on? what are they planning next? it s the idea that trump will stage a totalitarian take over. nbc helped plant the seed with this headline, quote, fears grow that trump will use the military and dictate to oriole ways if he returns to the white house end quote. sounds pretty scary, right? that s the set up
yes! yes! i know! all right, all right. stop it, stop it. happy thursday everyone. you know it seems silly now but once upon a time america trusted anthony fauci. during the pandemic we were all scared and confused. dr. fauci was a comforting voice of calm and reason. some believed a man of his stature might even lead them to a pot of gold. but according to his testimony this week before the official select subcommittee on the covid pendant pandemic the dwarf known as dock copped to the following admissions. the 6-foot social distancing rule had no basis in science. the lab leak isn t just a conspiracy theory. vaccine mandate and travel bands were a mistake. and that s after previously saying the lockdowns weren t his fault. so what exactly did he get right? that the media will believe anything if it comes from a toadstool in a lab coat? kudos to chairman brad for holding the tiny hooves to the fire and refraining from throwing him out a window. let s start with the social di
happy new year. i am kat timpf. greg is off today so he asked me to check in and see how your new year s is going so far. not bad? good enough. all take it. we had a great year of shows with some awesome guests. we can t wait to bring you more in 2024. until then let s look back at some of our favorite segments from the past few months. and joy. there is a new marvel movie out. apparently it sucks. i haven t seen it yet because i have better things to do. [ yelling ] the new flick is courtesy of disney who owns the marvel cinematic universe. the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worse. the next superhero should be the incredible shrinking box office. the latest offering, the marvels, was the worst opening for a marvel movie ever. even worse than ironman versus little women. they got destroyed in that. in this universe women are as physically strong as men. i m talking actual women, not the ones with 5:00 shadows who can p in the snow. today e