[ cheers and applause ] sean i know. [ cheers and applause ] i know how you feel. Happy tuesday. Once again caught editing a Transcript Changing i was vp during the pandemic to i was vp during the recession the even cleaned up videos removing his mistakes. [ bleeps ] thank you. Edgy Michael Cohen admitted he stole tens of thousands from trumps business they said hes like robin hood stealing from the rich to give to the hor patty murray introduced an Auto Safety Testing bill with male and female crash dummies the difference is in the crashes the female is always driving cant argue a science. People say pence so resident dug up lots of cocaine during yardwork but he did get his yard care done and well when eighth that time on this day ehrhardt flew her final flight across the Atlantic Open i tell a joke but it wouldnt land. A budget Chinese Tech Company is offering a 4foot tall robot with a price of 16 grant half of what it costs to book a dana perino. Microsoft revealed a new aia bought
[ ] [ cheering ] alright yeah i know. Kind no. I would feel the same way if i were you. Lets get started. According to Stormy Daniels husband the couple will leave the United States if trump wins the trial. So wait a second, she has a husband . Thats like finding at the easter bunny has suppleness. Did someone have sublists in here . Im sorry i offended you. And get this, her husband is a porn star to. Do they talk shop at home . I bet he complains when he doesnt have a hard day at work. Wow this is going to be clean comedy. They will actually leave the United States which means strongly will enter another country as opposed to another country entering her. [ laughter ] sorry. Rosie odonnell reportedly scent a text Michael Cohen saying breed x. , tell the truth. You got this. I love you. Thats the same advice she gives herself when strapping on the feed bag. Executives at abc are complaining about photos of Good Morning America cohost Dimarco Morgan showing and posing with a large old
[ ] [ cheering ] alright yeah i know. Kind no. I would feel the same way if i were you. Lets get started. According to Stormy Daniels husband the couple will leave the United States if trump wins the trial. So wait a second, she has a husband . Thats like finding at the easter bunny has suppleness. Did someone have sublists in here . Im sorry i offended you. And get this, her husband is a porn star to. Do they talk shop at home . I bet he complains when he doesnt have a hard day at work. Wow this is going to be clean comedy. They will actually leave the United States which means strongly will enter another country as opposed to another country entering her. [ laughter ] sorry. Rosie odonnell reportedly scent a text Michael Cohen saying breed x. , tell the truth. You got this. I love you. Thats the same advice she gives herself when strapping on the feed bag. Executives at abc are complaining about photos of Good Morning America cohost Dimarco Morgan showing and posing with a large old
Greg yes, yes. All right we will have a show than i guess. Happy wednesday lets get started earlier this morning biden agreed to a pair of debates with former President Trump he listed to mans like no Live Audience thirdparty candidates and visiting angels on standby but no live crowd i guess he wanted in audience of his peers not only did trump agree to the debates but wanting a third 1 on fox. Meanwhile President Biden had an odd moment in a gala listen to this. Standup kid i like that address let them see you again let them see your Gallon Hearers who he was talking to. [ laughter ] and that wasnt the weirdest thing watch this they will not do what they finally got done and then what we finally got done and make up for it. They want to give power back to big pharma. Joe be careful what you say about big You Neil Knead Them for the predebate adrenaline shot. Eric adams suggests migrants can help the Lifeguard Shortage being excellent swimmers theyd also be great surgeons because they
Lot of razors and sleeps in a boiler room, comedian, founder of Western Razor company, david angelo. And shes frail, pale and can escape from any jail, New York Times bestselling author and Fox News Contributor kat timpf. Before we get to some news stories, lets do this. [ ] gregs leftovers. Greg its leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always its the first time im reading them so if they sok we will dress joe mackie as a dog and sent him to kristi noem. Unless the weather is bad. Sunday is mothers day and we actually got our hands on a few celebrity cards. Like this one. Mom, thanks for not murdering dad, happy mothers day. Love chelsea. By the way, bill clinton is planning to get up early and prepare breakfast in bed and then he will go home to hillary. [ laughter ] whoa. Greg and this one is nice, a stepmom, what are you up on up to later . Want to party . Love hunter. The guy does not have boundaries. All right, dear mom, happy mothers day, see you soon,