[ Cheering And Applause ] greg i know i get it. I know its hard being awesome. [ laughter ] greg happy tuesday. Kamala harris shows governor Tim Walz as her Running Mate i speak for millions of americans win i say who. This is the Governor Erie is. We are the same age actually. I know. I know. He looks like the founder of a Law Firm specializing in Personal Injury the guy who remarries 1 month after his wife passes away like a high School Football Coach made sure everyone showered after practice. I dont want to say hes far left but even Bernie Sanders is like [ bleep ] you picked him . During the blm riots he blamed unrest on Inequity And Dissolution he said they created optimism. I guess they should have burned down more Buildings Nothing is more equaled than fire. I guess he is a Molotov Cocktail Halffull kind of guy i bet Hes 911 helped people in Lower Manhattan afford rent. He has 100 rating from Planned Parenthood earning him support from Combo Harris husband former nanny. Why did
[ ] joe hi Everyone Welcome to a Special Edition of govmac. I am Joe Machi for lincoln for gutfeld who is on vacation travelling in an undisclosed country. Thats welcome tonights guests. She can be the life of the party at her own awake, Fox News Anchor julie banderas. He would need to be an traction to be more laidback, Fox News Contributor Charlie Hurt she is pregnant and praying that her kid looks nothing like joe devito. New york times bestselling author Kat Timpf his uvula is bigger than a punching bag. New york times bestselling author, Can A comedian, tyrus. Im going to google it. Uvula . Joe it is the thing at the back of your throat. I will see it when i punch you. Joe we are already off the rails up. Before we get to some News Stories lets do this. Gregs leftovers. Joe it is leftovers where i use the jokes read the jokes that we did not use this week. It is my first time reading these so if they do not suck we will send me to a golden crown without a shock collar. A Mcdonalds
[ ] joe hi Everyone Welcome to a Special Edition of govmac. I am Joe Machi for lincoln for gutfeld who is on vacation travelling in an undisclosed country. Thats welcome tonights guests. She can be the life of the party at her own awake, Fox News Anchor julie banderas. He would need to be an traction to be more laidback, Fox News Contributor Charlie Hurt she is pregnant and praying that her kid looks nothing like joe devito. New york times bestselling author Kat Timpf his uvula is bigger than a punching bag. New york times bestselling author, Can A comedian, tyrus. Im going to google it. Uvula . Joe it is the thing at the back of your throat. I will see it when i punch you. Joe we are already off the rails up. Before we get to some News Stories lets do this. Gregs leftovers. Joe it is leftovers where i use the jokes read the jokes that we did not use this week. It is my first time reading these so if they do not suck we will send me to a golden crown without a shock collar. A Mcdonalds
Hey, welcome to a special addition of Gutfeld Everyone and by special i mean i am here and greg is not. I am tom in for Greg Gutfeld lets do some jokes. [ applause ] thats good. Three of the 9 11 terrorists awaiting trial struck a Plea Deal to avoid the Death Penalty but biden hopes he can free them just in time to vote in this years election. [ laughter ] nice. Greg the Biden Ministration completed Prisoner Swap. The russians were forced to take Brittany Brenner Back that was the best part. Rapper chuck d. Public enemy 64 today. Check is kind of mellowed with age so he wants to change the Groups Name to public nuisance. [ laughter ] Actor Tiffany had his shoulder sold used underwear falsely claimed to be healthy berries peer 300 per going to said one man. [ laughter ] according to a New York times Hamas Leader was killed by a bomb that had been smuggled into his guesthouse months before he got there. Sounds like somebody is getting a bad yelp review. Zero stars. In a recent Blog Post
[ ] happy monday everybody. As you may or may not know i am tyrus. Tyrus this is a Special Edition of gutfeld. Greg is on vacation and he left me to watch over his house. Here is how it is going. De Paris Olympics are apologizing for the opening ceremonies but insisted they were not making fun of Da Vincis last summer. They were actually mocking the view. That was for greg. On the house. Speaking of the olympics, Snoop Dogg is now the first rapper to carry the torch at the olympic games. There was a brief struggle with security when he tried to smoke it. Love you, boss. Joe biden says he wants to establish Supreme Court terms. What a surprise. A democrat who wants to abort something late in somebodys term. Claims that biden wants to overhaul the court in Case Trump wins in november. In response to trump his own revised court. That is right. Nine versions of judge jeanine. Good luck, america. Yesterday and tennessee floods at a dolly Parton Theme Park in dollywood left one person injure