Trevor hey, whats going on everybody . Welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is wednesday, the 11th of november. Which means, yeah, thats right, 1111. And in 10 minutes, its going to be 11 11, on 1111 which means you can make the ultimate wish. This is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor it has now been four, or possibly 12 days, since joe biden was declared the next president elect and Kamala Harris sassy white friend. And he has been busy trying to prepare his team for office, but its not going smoothly, because donald trump, oneterm president and tenant from hell, is still going through all the stages of grief denial, rage tweeting, undermining democracy, and back to denial. The president s latest moves indicate that he is not ready to concede any time soon and that he may not leave all that gracefully. Several sources throughout Government Agencies indicate that President Trump has put out the word through his staff that he does n
If youre watching this, consider yourself served what a difference between 2016 and 2020. When hillary lost, she disappeared into the woods. But trump starts losing, hes dragging voters one by one on to the witness stand, though hes probably just hustling for a big settlement. Im suing because i should be president , thats why im here. But for 500grand we can forget this whole thing ever happened. 300,000. 250 my final offer. 50,000. Ill pay you, but only 20, art of the deal. But what case exactly are they bringing to the courts . Well, Rudy Giuliani, the president s lawyer and man who drank from the wrong holy jail explained his objects tan outing the vote. Not a single republican has been able to look at any one of these mailin ballots. They could be from mars as far as were concerned or from the Democratic National committee. Joe biden would have voted 50 times or 5,000 times. You have a reputation for dead people voting and well look at how many dead people voted here. Do you think
From rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show, starring jimmy fallon tonight tonight join jimmy and his guest Sarah Silverman, dua lipa, Steve Kornacki and musical guest common featureing Black Thought and the legendary roots crew now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody thank you so much. Welcome to the tonight show, everyone, im jimmy fallon anchoring hour 30 of nbcs Election Night coverage. Come on its 2020 did you really think last night would end up wrapped with a neat bow today felt like waking up with a hang over and realizing youre still at the bar what a long and emotional and confusing ride, like a Matthew Mcconaughey car confusion that wont end. You think youre stressed imagine how President Trump feels in two months hes either getting inaugurated or incarcerated it was crazy heres what most heard before bed. Too close to call too close to call. Too close to call. Jimmy from now no more poles until
inhaling rumbling man we have launch. Hey, romper stomper get up you got a visitor. Eric hey, romper stomper wow ive never had a visitor before. Well, thats not all. I snuck something in for you too. You did . You know how you told me you always wanted to see disneyland . Yeah. [grunting] [water splashes] theres pirates of the caribbean. Whoa [grunting] here comes space mountain [grunting] [water splashes] oh, yeah [grunting] its a small world [water splashes] splash mountain comes next [grunting] trevor hello, everybody. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. I am trevor noah running on four hours of sleep. Today is wednesday, the 4th of november, which means we are on day two of election day. Its almost like a hannukah miracle that no one wanted anyway, coming up on tonights show we look at how donald trump has had it with all these votes, roy wood jr. Will never trust the polls again, and well find out why hispanic voters are going maga. So lets do this, people welcome to the
Trevor thats right. Corona is blowing up in europe and america again. In fact, its rampaging across the western world so hard that scientists have had to invent new shades of red for the covid maps. Right now the midwest is blood meets fire engine but the east coast is only at pothead eyes. I see what corona did, it waited for us to be distracted by the election and, boom snuck into our lungs. How joey snuck into n sync, they were so focused on the dance moves they didnt realize the bus driver jointed the group. Its gotten so bad even utah is under mask mandate. You know its bad even when mormons are using protection. Thats the bad news. I promised you the good news, too. The news we have been waiting for pfizer said its vaccine candidate was more than 90 effective in early testing. Dr. Anthony fauci called the news extraordinary, he also says there are likely to be other effective vaccines coming soon. The news from pfizer was even better than expected. I would have been very satisfie