Favorite, because in our birthday cards, he would write, ivanka is my favorite. So visit audible and download mary trumps too much and never enough. When he told me to pull his finger, he farted and blamed obama. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight trump of trumps cop out. Plus, stephen welcomes hasan minhaj and musical guest jason isbell the 400 unit. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert what . Stephen nothing nothing i was just collecting myself. Youre not doing youre perfect in every way. Yeah, uhhuh. laughter stephen welcome, welcome, friends, to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Protests continue all overfo now there have been a lot of unlikely people joining the fight, and today we got the least liked of all donald trump. Because this afternoon, donald trump signed an executive order on police reform. Now, before you get excited, dont. It doesnt do much. It does propose a National Database of pol
Announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers, sean penn, from united we fall, actress and comedian jane curtin, an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with Thaddeus Dixon. And now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . My inlaws place is finally feeling like a real studio in fact, theyre filming maddow in the other room give em hell, rachel. Lets get to the news. While tweeting about the crowd size during his recent trip to the state, President Trump today misspelled florida though it isnt the first time, trump has ignored his auto correct. President trump announced on friday he will ban the popular social media app tiktok. Really i feel like if i were you id be more focused on instagram, but all right. Treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin said yesterday that extending the 600 weekly unemployment benefit leads to, quote, certain cases where were paying people more to stay home than work. Well, if you think thats bad, buddy, wait til you find out
To expect on election day and what it will take for voters to trust the results. Plus every one of the women ive, weve interviewed is qualified and ive narrowed it down. Biden zeros in on hipi. When will he decide . What it will mean for his campaign. Announcer from abc news, its this week. Here now, chief anchor george stephanopoulos. Good morning, and welcome to this week. As we come on the air this morning, the number of covid cases here in the u. S. Is crossing 5 million, more than any other country in the world. And the millions of americans who have lost their jobs during the pandemic are facing a new week without extended benefits after the collapse of talks between the white house and congress. Late yesterday, President Trump announced that he would take action on his own, signing a series of documents that he claimed would address the crisis facing workers, renters and the unemployed. To cheers from his country club members, he blamed it on failed talks with democrats in congr
Hes currently on horseback in a dumb hat like an extra on that show yellowstone. Jimmy, stop trying to impress kevin costner. Its embarrassing. But fear not, jimmy will be back in a couple of months, probably sporting his look from the early 2000s. Oh, my lord. Did you have an apartment above a Hometown Buffet . This whole situation is very weird but im not the only person in l. A. Performing for absolutely no one. Last night the dodgers played the diamondbacks in a completely empty stadium. But for some reason they still had creepy, disembodied cheering. 22. Bellinger turns on it. Down the line to right. Towards the pole. To the wall, a grand slam the lights turn on, another team gram. In, and the mvp launches a terrifying. N 62 they all died from eating tainted dodger dogs. Id like to now go live to my courtordered sidekick, live from his pool in chatsworth, where they used to shoot a bunch of porn, its guillermo. Hey, everybody i havent seen your nipples in a long time. Are you in t
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Matthew Mcconaughey, jaden smith, musical guest, jaden and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you, everybody thank you so much. Hey everyone, welcome to the tonight show. My names jimmy fallon thank you so much for watching lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, if you havent heard already, today we got some big news from new yorks attorney general. Just a few minutes ago, my office filed a lawsuit against the National Rifle association to dissolve the organization in its entirety jimmy wow, the nra as we know it could be gone. Aww. Thoughts and prayers [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] well work on helping, but not now, its just too soon. Yeah, right now, the nra is in so much trouble even trump is afraid to wish them well when the news broke, people were shocked, mostly cause this had nothi