Just kidding its my inlaws house what im saying is please wear a mask so i can go home. Lets get to the news, you guys. President trump visited Walter Reed Medical Center on saturday and wore a face mask publicly for the first time wow only four months too late. Whats he going to do next, drag his Christmas Tree out to the curb start making sourdough starter and watching tiger king . Govern before wearing a face mask to visit Walter Reed Medical Center, President Trump told reporters over the weekend that he, quote, loves masks in the appropriate locations, which, according to everyone i saw on my run today, is right below the chin just right making sure we dont get any germs from this area of the neck President Trump on friday commuted the prison sentence of his friend and former adviser roger stone. But just because he thought this was him. President trumps advisers have reportedly begun trying to discredit Infectious Disease expert dr. Anthony fauci thats right apparently theyre tel
Experts say ac can spread coronavirus by creating strong air currents that can move the droplets and contribute to increased risk. This is why i stay cool the Old Fashioned way, by getting drunk and falling down a well. Wow, remember 2019 when air conditioners were only killing us by melting polar ice caps and falling out of apartment windows . That was quaint, wasnt it . Remember that . I will say this, if giant windblowing fans are to blame, we may need to quarantine beyonce for another year. She has about 70 horsepower on her at all times. During quarantine, we should all be reading more, especially our kids. But growing up as a gay kid in the suburbs of chicago, i didnt have many books that spoke to me. I mean, Curious George was not curious about the same things i was, and of course, wheres waldo. Who wants to find that guy . Hes got glasses and a passport. That nerd can find himself. So to help out kids like me who want to read, im launching my new book series wheres cher . You a
Picture of herself with a can of be in for another 6,000 years of the companys beans to social living media. Originally, jared was going to do it, but it was too heavy. Hel i dont know about that i think, you know, when you just think about it, my reaction gotten to working. Would be, oh, my gosh, more time with people that i love. Better call in sick. Like, of course, that sounds really nice. This looks like a confusing ad but, ultimately, i think having youd see on the side of a bus why to live for a very long time why did they get a white lady for that must feel incredibly lonely. Is that a new netflix show or something . Today was tax day. And i think the idea of losing i thought that was back in april, said a man who wasnt people that you love over and over and over again, i would going to pay them in july either after president Trumps Press Conference yesterday in the have a really hard time with white house rose garden, social that seth yeah. Media users began posting that his s
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Ive got nothing but love for the workers. They are putting their lives on the line so we can buy mints to not smell our own mask mouth. But its the shoppers that bother me. They dont understand that we need to treat a trip to the Grocery Store like a bank heist. Get in, get out. There is no time to ask the butcher is this lamb chop from new zealand or montana. Lady, its lamb. Youre lucky the delivery guy doesnt have the virus. And dont bother checking expiration dates. It aint gonna kill you. You know what is, the guy sneezing on the plums and this one guy had a face shield mask down to his nipples. How much spit is coming out of your mouth this guy needed windshield wipers on the inside i go to check out. They got a hockey glass between me and the cashier now. No one can hear anything. Thats all i hear is. [ muffled ] the other place people are exhibiting unacceptable behavior right now is on zoom meetings. This is where you use the most advanced teleconference technology in the world