[humming] hmm announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Burning down the house. First, stephen welcomes Anderson Cooper. And musical guest japanese breakfast. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey [cheers and applause] hi [cheers and applause] hey thanks, everybody. Welcome, welcome, one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheers and applause] the nation is still reeling from yesterdays big story about former speaker of the house Kevin Mccarthy, seen here saying, hello, monsterdotcom . After just 9 months of sucking at his job, mccarthy was stripped of the gavel by eight members of his own party. To make it even worse, this all happened and this is true on national kevin day. [laughter] [applause] theres a national kevin day. What a way to honor it. Today is, of course and, again, this is true is National Taco day and National Vodka day. Taco
Hmm announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Burning down the house. First, stephen welcomes Anderson Cooper. And musical guest japanese breakfast. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen hey thanks, everybody. Welcome, one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The nation is still reeling from yesterdays big story about former speaker of the house Kevin Mccarthy, seen here saying, hello, monsterdotcom . After just 9 months of sucking at his job, mccarthy was stripped of the gavel by eight members of his own party. To make it even worse, this all happened and this is true on national kevin day. [laughter] [applause] theres a national kevin. Today is, of course and, again, this is true is National Taco day and National Vodka day. Tacos and vodka. Or as Kevin Mccarthy called them this morning breakfast. Following the vote, a defeat
Up his hands in a celebratory manner. [ laughter ] lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight wanda sykes, cassidy hutchinson, and music from lany. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very nice. Thank you. Thank you, i appreciate it. Welcome. Im jimmy, im the host. Thanks for watching. Thank you for joining us on a very special day, a very holy day of guacamole here in the united states. It is National Taco day today. [ cheers ] why would they have taco day on wednesday . Isnt tuesday the taco day . Guillermo yeah, taco tuesday, yeah. Jimmy everything is so screwed up. [ laughter ] did you get that text from the Emergency Alert system today . The federal government let everyone know our phones would be getting an alert message at 2 20 eastern, 11 20 a. M. Our time today. Everyones phones made a terrible noise at once. And of course, because everyone is crazy now, the conspiracy goblins were out in force warning anyone who will listen
Directed them to impound carts, something that has been happening for over a month. Street vendors said they feel mistreated. Now gone viral. A San Francisco public works employee can be seen pushing a Street Vendors cart condiments, onions, hot dogs and bell peppers end up on the ground while the worker can be seen picking up some of his cooking tools. Vendors we purchase everything that were selling. I have receipts of what im buying. We went to Fishermans Wharf area where the incident took place and didnt find any Street Vendors up the street on pier 33. We met six of them selling hot dogs and fruit. They confirmed knowing that Street Vendor in the video and said public works employees have been confiscating many of their carts. Pasado. So last month the city took six carts. In a statement, the citys Public Works Department said their workers are trained on the escalating techniques and regarding the videos said in part, were still looking into what led up to that moment and the eve
America is going to be better off with new leadership and thats the bottom line. Now absolute freeze. Glass behind my head. Five people shot including four students during homecoming week. Morgan State University in maryland overnight. Classes canceled today after students were forced to shelter in place there was be with with a one pointed at me. Democratic congressman Henry Cuellar back at work after being carjacked three attackers less than a mile from the capitol. A Society Without Law And Order is not a society. The largest Healthcare Strike in u. S. History could be right around the corner. We need to support our union. If their demands arent met, come wednesday 75,000 workers could hit the picket line,. As unique as the Breakfast Tacos here in san antonio. Lets talk about National Taco day. Dozens of restaurants across the country will be offering free tacos and discounts. Note. Brian we begin with a fox news alert. Man, this is bad and here you go. This happened last night. Bal