Its called evidence [ laughter ] in President Trumps letter, he accused nancy pelosi of declaring open war on american democracy and said, quote, you do not know, nor do you care the great damage and hurt you have inflicted upon wonderful and loving members of my family. This letter is bonkers [ light laughter ] i dont even know how to describe the tone of it. I guess if you took the most privileged white lady ever and gave her a whole bottle of wine and then asked her to write a yelp review of a restaurant that made her wait 40 minutes for a table and then got her order wrong twice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump campaign is reportedly planning to spend almost 400,000 this week on antiimpeachment ads, which seems unnecessary when the best antiimpeachment ad has as office down the hall [ laughter ] according to officials, President Trump believes that the more he repeats something, the more likely his supporters are to believe it. Though there are some limits [ laug
Questlove 1173 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. What a crowd what a great crowd already welcome everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause weve got a great show for you guys tonight well you guys, this is huge, earlier today, House Democrats unveiled the official articles of impeachment against president trump, which the media called giant, historic, and a very big deal. Thats right, the impeachment has now reached baby yoda status [ laughter ] as she announced the charges against trump, nancy pelosi called it a solemn day. Yeah, you could barely tell she was flossing behind the podium [ laughter ] the charges against the president are very grave a solemn day. [ cheers and applause at the press conference, adam schiff said for congress, the impeachment is not a matter of facts, it is rather a question of duty. Trump heard that and was like, hey, speaking of question of
Tom hiddleston Michael Eric Dyson musical guest noah cyrus featuring leon bridges and the legendary roots crew questlove 1163 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy please, have a seat. [ cheers and applause enjoy yourselves relax. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for watching what a crowd you guys, thanksgiving is just a few days away. And i saw that about 50 Million People will be traveling for the holiday. Yeah, heres how that breaks down 10 million are visiting family, while 40 million are delivering weed to those 10 million steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy listen to this according to a study conducted by motel 6 [ laughter ] people get sick of family during the holidays after about four hours [ light laughter ] thats interesting but i prefer to get all my data from the scientists at la quinta. [ laughter ] la quinta. The weather this wee
Kristen bell judd apatow, musical guest danny brown, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1154 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Hello. [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy thats a hot crowd right there. Hot new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you. Thank you for being here, everybody. Well today, most of the country was hit with snow, ice and record low temperatures. Yeah millions of americans woke up this morning, like, damn, this promotion for frozen 2 is nuts. [ laughter ] almost 70 of the country got hit with an arctic blast you know its cold when they start describing the weather with flavors of dentyne gum. [ laughter ] vanilla frost is hitting the tristate area. [ light laughter ] it was cold today. It was so cold, President Trump stayed warm by burning copies of don jr. s new book. You know what im saying [ laughter ] it was
No apparent reason the big barge theory. laughter then, one is a seasoned tough asnails investigator. The other is adam schiff. Together, with one other guy, they are pelosi, schiff and macgyver. laughter finally, a sitcom about a president raising his two half witted sons while violating the constitution. Two and a half brains. laughter and applause its all happening right here on cbs and local ukranian affiliates. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight ukraine wreck. Plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer Aniston. And Thomas Middleditch. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on hey how are you . How are you . cheers and applause perfect hey thanks, everybody. Delightful. Thank you much. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Thank you very much. Welcome, one and all to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Regardless folks, regardless of the en