Tom hiddleston Michael Eric Dyson musical guest noah cyrus featuring leon bridges and the legendary roots crew questlove 1163 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy please, have a seat. [ cheers and applause enjoy yourselves relax. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for watching what a crowd you guys, thanksgiving is just a few days away. And i saw that about 50 Million People will be traveling for the holiday. Yeah, heres how that breaks down 10 million are visiting family, while 40 million are delivering weed to those 10 million steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy listen to this according to a study conducted by motel 6 [ laughter ] people get sick of family during the holidays after about four hours [ light laughter ] thats interesting but i prefer to get all my data from the scientists at la quinta. [ laughter ] la quinta. The weather this week is supposed to be so bad that it could mean no balloons at this years macys [ audience groans thanksgiving day parade. Steve come on jimmy if youre bummed, think about the guy who spent the last 11 months blowing them up [ laughter ] [ huffing and puffing jimmy oh, come on you got to be [ fart noises [ laughter ] [ balloon squeaking [ light laughter ] [ balloon squeaking [ light laughter ] [ fart noise ] [ laughter ] i [ fart noise ] thank you. [ cheers and applause steve higgins, everybody steve higgins. Guys, i heard about a new thanksgiving recipe where you can cover your turkey in cheese powder [ light laughter ] take a look at this. Steve oh [ audience groans jimmy yeah President Trump saw that turkey and was like, oh, my god. Who does your makeup [ laughter ] i love it. You look so healthy. You look so healthy. [ applause ] steve so lifelike. Jimmy wow. This is fun. Tomorrow trump is pardoning a turkey in the white house rose garden. Yep, a turkey is getting a a pardon, which is why Rudy Giuliani was just spotted dressed like this. [ laughter ] just pardon me, please. Just do it, do it. Put me out of my misery, please. But this is true this Years National thanksgiving turkeys are staying at a hotel in d. C. Check it out its for real. [ laughter ] even crazier, eric and don jr. Are spending a week in a turkey coop steve wow. Jimmy its unbelievable. [ laughter ] its a trade [ cheers and applause well, the big news from this weekend is that former new york city mayor Michael Bloomberg has officially launched his president ial campaign. His new slogan is [ scattered applause ] his new slogan is rebuild america. Which is better than his first slogan, more popular than de blasio, less crazy than giuliani [ laughter ] i read that bloomberg is worth around 54 billion [ audience oohs and he will be financing his own campaign 54 billion. That is crazy. To put that in perspective, thats like adding up all the money trump is worth then adding 54 billion [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause im sorry. Im sorry. 55 billion. Thats right [ laughter ] i think bloomberg versus trump would be great one guy was knighted by Queen Elizabeth in 2014. The other guy had this [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Steve come on. [ light laughter ] jimmy whered she go steve whered she go . She went down a wall. [ light laughter ] jimmy meanwhile, today at the white house, trump hosted the hero dog that was wounded during the al baghdadi raid. His name is conan. Check it out yeah [ audience aws ] it was interesting when trump said sit, stay and roll over, every republican in congress started doing it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] of course, the big the other big news from the weekend was trumps 53 minute phone call to fox and friends. Did you hear about this . That doesnt include the first 20 minutes of the call, where trump kept yelling representative. [ laughter ] representative. [ laughter ] it was so nuts fox news actually ended the call. Fox news ended the call. Which means the hosts of fox and friends were busier than the president of the united states. [ laughter ] whats going on . During trumps call into fox and friends, the hosts had trouble getting a word in. Check this out but mr. President , can i ask you its like a massive wall. Yes. Who who why arent they putting up money . But theres one dont forget, dont forget president obama released everything brian yes its a scam okay, gotcha. So mr. And now on top of it on the economy i got that. President xi but listen, rebuilding the military and he wants to make a trade if i could just look brian, one thing okay. Before i get off. [ laughter ] jimmy that went on that went on forever. Take a look. More people working today than ever before [ laughter ] in fact, listen to this. We have now the greatest economy. [ cheers and applause jimmy well, this is interesting. A new poll came out that said most americans are still undecided yeah. You know whos dope . Jimmy whats that . Do you know whos dope . Jimmy im sorry, no. Who . Former mayor of new york and current lawyer for the trump crime family, Rudy Giuliani. Thats right. Jimmy i dont know about that, guys hear us out yes, giuliani is at the center of the trump bribery scheme. Mmhmm. Apparently he tried to pressure ukraine into investigating joe biden, a a potential political opponent of trump in 2020 is the evidence overwhelming absolutely but we say, so what . Mmhmm. You see, we got to we got a chance to meet Rudy Giuliani while we were en route to make a movie in a third world country mmhmm. Cleveland mmhmm. [ laughter ] and guess what . He took a selfie with us jimmy oh, my god [ light laughter ] is taking a selfie enough for us to look past his potentially criminal wrongdoing yes, yes it is. [ laughter ] in fact, he said if we help set up his podcast, hed pay us 10,000 a week thats 10,000 more than you pay us, jimmy. Yup [ laughter ] and not only that, giuliani even asked us for some advice on his pending criminal investigation. You see, we studied the law we learned about the intricacies of the law from institutions like nyu, duke and the streets. Mmhmm. [ laughter ] and given our legal expertise, we guaranteed rudy he wouldnt see any jail time. Just prison time mmhmm. [ laughter ] definitely prison time. So to our best friend rudy, we say thanks for the selfie and while youre in prison, you probably should be as nice to the brothers you locked up mmhmm. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] they will kill you. Yeah. [ laughter ] thanks, rudy. Thank you, rudy jimmy all right, give it up [ cheers and applause for giulianis best friends, the lucas brothers thank you, guys. One selfie some entertainment news. This weekend, frozen 2 made over 130 million. [ cheers and applause which is why elsa Just Announced shes running for president and financing her own campaign [ laughter ] some more movie news i saw that daniel craig said that hes done playing james bond [ audience aws ] and the news has left fans shaken [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the American Music awards [ light laughter ] the American Music awards were last night and everybody is talking about lizzos tiny purse do you see check this out look at that oh, my [ laughter ] steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy it looks small to us, but kevin hart calls that a backpack [ laughter ] meanwhile, Spirit Airlines would still charge you 25 bucks to bring that on board [ laughter ] and this is fun. When she opens it up, Michael Bloomberg popped up. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy this made me laugh elon musk just introduced the new tesla truck. [ laughter ] unfortunately things didnt go so well showing off the shatterproof glass windows. Take a look at this. Sure . Yeah. Oh, my [ bleep ] god. Well, maybe that was a little too hard [ laughter ] jimmy everyone who signed up elons rocket to mars was like, never mind. You know what . Im just gonna [ laughter ] oh, this is fun. Over the weekend there was a a sopranos convention in new jersey it was a lot of fun. There were people in track suits smoking cigars, eating gabagool and next door to that was the sopranos convention. Steve oh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy whats going on what are they doin over there what are they doin . And finally, this isnt good it just came out that romaine lettuce has been linked to an e. Coli outbreak on the bright side, it looks like im just one salad away from losing all that thanksgiving weight. [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a big show tonight. From the final star wars film, daisy ridley is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy daisy Tom Hiddleston is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy Michael Eric Dyson is here steve whoa jimmy hes got a book. [ cheers and applause its about jayz and we got great music featuring noah cyrus featuring leon bridges [ cheers and applause what a show. What a fun show. The roots and i are what do you call it . Been rehearsing and practicing were going to be in the thanksgiving day parade. Steve oh jimmy there may not be [ cheers and applause there might not be balloons, but were showing up steve yeah, youre going to be there [ light laughter ] jimmy we will definitely be there. And i think this is our float. Were on the entenmanns float im very excited about this. This is the entenmanns float. [ laughter ] we want to have the craziest, funnest float ever were trying to think of what song to do but i think we we came up with it. We have a you know, seth herzog. Steve right. Jimmy great comedian steve great warmup jimmy and writer here on the show we have seth dressed up as a a turkey tariq yeah jimmy with a surfboard and then we sing surfin bird. Right . Well everybodys hear about the bird bbbbird bird bird bird bird is a word awell a bird bird bird bird is a wor awell a bird bird bbirds a word well dont you [ cheers ] thats right yeah don surfing brrrrrrrragh [ laughter ] i think its going to be fun im looking forward to it. This will be our fifth time, right . Doing the float questlove yeah, yeah jimmy in the thanksgiving parade weve had so many fun adventures there its going to be fun steve so fun jimmy yeah, well i mean, we became friends with Ronald Mcdonald. Steve yeah questlove yeah jimmy we hung out with Ronald Mcdonald on a tour bus for, like, 25 minutes. [ laughter ] it was like the oddest thing we have ever done ever. Having an actual straight up conversation with Ronald Mcdonald. Steve Ronald Mcdonald, yeah jimmy trying to act like hes not dressed like a clown. Steve yeah [ laughter ] hows business jimmy hes going, oh, man traffic was crazy. [ light laughter ] im like, i cant have a a conversation with you, man youre dressed like Ronald Mcdonald. Anyway, its its going to be fun im so looking forward to it i love it. Thank you, macys, for inviting us and were going to put on a good show. Steve yeah jimmy going to be fun. [ cheers and applause jimmy tariq tariq, you okay, buddy . You look annoyed tariq im good [ laughter ] jimmy you sure you dont seem good. Tariq yeah, i just got some things on my mind. You know things that go on my irk list. Jimmy whats an irk list [ laughter ] tariq its just its like a list that i keep of things that annoy me random stuff you know what . Ill just show you its time for tariqs irk list. [ cheers and applause tariqs irk lis ba duh bah ba duh bah jimmy wow. Tariq well steve hes writing them down now jimmy yeah tariq first on my list, i got meteorologists i mean, just because they are called meteorologists. What do you study . Meteors . [ light laughter ] look, you can always be the weatherman or weatherlady. Im sorry, al. But i watch i watch the weather just to find out what the temperature is for the day and then they want to add on a a heat windex or some wind chill factory before they get to what they call the real feel temperature. And i go, all i want to know is the real feel temperature in the first place. [ laughter ] i mean, factoring in averages, deducting degrees . Whos trying to do all that math meteorologists, youre on the irk list [ laughter ] jimmy okay all right, all right very good. [ applause ] so theyre on the irk list tariq speaking of which, this is second jimmy who else what else what else is on the irk list tariq speaking of which, whats up with that long ass delay between studio and onlocation segments on the news its like, thats the weather in your neck of the woods. Back to you, ralph. And then ralphs standing there like [ laughter ] thanks, al. [ laughter ] i mean, its honestly just a a few seconds delay, but the real feel time is hours. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy, what are you, like 45 jimmy yeah tariq okay, you still got another year or so but [ laughter ] soon youll see, a grown man needs to know what its really going to feel like outside cause any subtle miscalculation in the weather, a rogue sneeze, an overzealous reach for the remote control, can cause serious bodily harm or injury. [ laughter ] and then what . Huh . I mean, i used to know who to call, because there was a jingle stuck in my head for years. It went cellino and barne injury attorneys 8008888888 [ laughter ] man, that was a gem. It had all the pertinent information and no filler. I mean, who are these guys anyway cellino and barnes what do they do . Theyre injure attorneys, fool [ laughter ] whats their number . 800 and all eights come to find out these jokers are breaking up. Now nobody wins. See, now theyre probably going to have separate practices but how are we going to get in touch with them, jimmy theyre probably going to lose the sweet ass number we all grew to know and love. [ laughter ] so i go, whats the new number . And its like cellino injury attorne singular not plural for serious inquiry dm my ig or text my sister at 97355501 im like, forget it, cellino. [ applause ] your ass is going on the irk list and barnes too. Happy thanksgiving, mother[ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve wow wow i did not see that coming. Jimmy tariq trotter, everybody. Well be right back. 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[ cheers and applause go, hyperspace zoom send up some battle plan in an r2 c3po saying theyre doomed until theyre bought by a farmer named luk hey, his force is strong obi wan hasnt heard that name in long solo shoots firs dont say that im wrong it took him 12 parsecs for his kessel ru well, sure chewie was chartin the course luke learned the wa of the force blew up the death star he had no remorse he got a meda hes ready for mor strike bac rebels on hoth are attacke yoda shows u and talks backward battle with boba fett put up a figh han got froz in carbonite, burr wasnt the plan suddenly luke is in nee of a han Lando Calrissian led the to slaughter and darth vader said to luk i am your father what . Jabba the hutt got to you admit that bikini was hot yoda is dying yes, thats why im crying take this any longer i simply cannot hey, sidious you were quite hideou vader protected his ki im not kidding im serious blew up a death star cause it was a trap shout out to ewoks cause they had our back jimmy prequel time you ready . Back in the day little boy anakin loved to pod rac padme escaped darth maul went ape the ending for qui gon jim wasnt so grea attack of the clones ten years pas anakins grown he falls in love but his master is captured his mother is kille and then that spells disaster oh, mace windu anakin loses an arm to dooku secret marriag twins in the carriage palpatines savag and vader breaks through im trying to thin whod i forget . Whats his name . Meesa called jar jar binks. Jimmy flash forward, lightspeed now today jumping ahea to a scrapper named re hey teamed up with po and a stormtrooper fin who betrayed the first order so we let him i bb8 solo vs solo han met his fate rose got to wor klyo wont put on a shir kylo is kind of a flir tracked down luke he was giving me hate until he saved the resistance on crai now skywalkers gone but faith in the forc remains strong skywalker always lives o you cant stop me im a jedi from jakku fight the dark sid from tatooine to naboo let go of everything that you fear to lose be the spark that lights the fire and may the force be with you [ cheers and applause jimmy daisy ridley, everybody. Star wars the rise of skywalker comes out december 20th stick around well be right back. [ cheers and applause its laundry truths, with cat and nat. I have so many kids and so much laundry. I dont have time for pretreating. What even is this . It looks like cheese but it smells like barf. With tide pods, you dont need to worry. 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Keep everyone connected and hurry into tmobile today, to get up to 4 iphone 11s on us. Only at tmobile. [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest tonight stars in one of the most anticipated movies of the year star wars the rise of skywalker. [ cheers and applause i know its in theaters december 20th everyone, please welcome daisy ridley [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy daisy ridley, come on look at that they love you. Oh, my goodness. Daisy, welcome back. Thank you jimmy you look gorgeous. Jimmy thanks, jimmy. Jimmy so how you doing everything good . Im good, thank you yeah jimmy this is a big deal i mean this is the yeah. Jimmy this is the final star wars. Yeah. Jimmy its a big deal. It is a big deal. Jimmy and how long have you been part of this . Five years five years. Jimmy do you remember first getting this and, like, were you allowed to tell friends you got the part . No. I told my mom, dad, and sister and then i couldnt tell anyone else but i was going to quite an expensive gym. And i was a bartender. So everyone was like, why are you going to an expensive gym . I was like, oh, no reason. [ laughter ] so i didnt people knew something was going on jimmy they knew something was happening. Yeah. Jimmy wait, you dont have the money to go to this gym. Yeah. Jimmy and youre like, yeah, i might though one day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah jimmy i have to ask you a question i think its on everyones mind baby yoda. Oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy i mean whats cuter baby yoda or a porg . Baby yoda jimmy wait, what look, im not a big fan of the porgs. Jimmy what thank you. We worked for six months on the last jedi. And in every interview what about the progs . I was like, the progs have been there for a day. I was there everyday for six months we worked hard jimmy you were really worked stop asking me about porgs. Yeah. Jimmy so, finally, settle it its baby yoda jimmy oh, yeah baby yoda all the way. Yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy i love that. Now theres are rumored cameos in this. Im so excited about this. J. J. Abrams he doesnt mess around no. Jimmy when he does something, he does it all the way. Yeah. Jimmy but theres rumored cameos and a lot of people get dressed up there are stormtroopers in the last one yeah. Yes. Jimmy and there was a a lot of them, you cant say who was in them. But i know one confirmed was daniel craig oh, yeah. Daniel craig was in the first one. And he did a proper scene with me so its a lot more than a cameo. And then he takes the helmet off. Im like, oh, youre james bond what are you doing here . Jimmy this is a big deal this is almost the first time you used the force yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy that was a big deal. So he just is friends with j. J. Or have i guess he was next door. And he just popped in. I dont know how it came about, yeah i guess theyre friends. Jimmy thats wild. Yeah. Jimmy and then i heard, like, prince harry and Prince William were yeah, they were in it and then they were cut out [ audience ohs ] yeah, yeah jimmy no yes also tom hardy and tom hardy was amazing as a a stormtrooper jimmy really yeah. So Prince William and harry were cut out with tom hardy. And i think ryan had to tell them jimmy i was going to say, who told them . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Yeah, and then they were at the premiere for the last jedi. I was like, oh, this is so uncomfortable. [ laughter ] jimmy cant they just say that thats me like, cant i just say like, this is me. Theyre quite tall. So they looked sort of taller than the average stormtrooper. Jimmy oh whose william or harry . William jimmy hes taller than will yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy so hes too tall i think he was too tall jimmy yeah, to be a stroomtrooper. Yeah. Jimmy come on, try again, buddy. [ laughter ] i was wondering if you could break down a scene form this cause the trailers came out and everyone is freaking out yeah. Jimmy it went viral. I mean, uber viral it was like the biggest thing in the world when the trailer came out i was one of the people sending it around as well. I loved it so much i was just wondering if you could just maybe give us a a little scoop on what is happening here this is dark rey thats dark rey jimmy i mean, do you go over to the dark side . What is happening . I honestly felt like i now know what a viral sensation is because i was one. Jimmy yeah it was really exciting. Because it dropped at a convention and then trailer didnt come out for three days so my mom was texting me being like, what is this i have seen on twitter do you go dark . And i was like, well have to wait and see. [ laughter ] yeah jimmy your mom knew about it from twitter . Yeah, cause people were saying this happened in the trailer. Jimmy thats how fast these things work. So fast jimmy you dont mess around oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy im so excited i want to show everyone a clip heres daisy ridley in star wars the rise of skywalker. Take a look. We spotted the fugitives. [ blaster fire ] oh, they fly now. They fly now . They fly now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy daisy ridley everybody. Star wars the rise of skywalker is in theaters december 20th. Well be right back with Tom Hiddleston everybody [ cheers and applause well it finally happdown my she shed. Body bd nobody burned down your she shed, cheryl. Well my she sheds on fire. Your she shed was struck by lightning. Zachary, is my she shed covered by state farm . Your she sheds covered, cheryl. You hear that victor . Im getting a new she shier she shed. She shier . Mhhm. Thats wonderful news. Home insurance trusted by more people than any other. State farm. Home insurance trusted by jcpenney. Remember the little things. Lights, ornaments, chand lil choo choo trains. Cmon. 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You came back and while lots of things have changed. Wooooah woah its called the internet. Some things havent. Get ready for a reunion 3 million light years in the making. Woohoo yeah a drink with friends can turn into two. And a prescription can be stronger than you thought. Stop there are a lot of ways to get a dui. And a lot of ways to go. Text a friend. Call a cab. Share a ride. Whatever you choose to do, go safely, california. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is a golden globe winning actor who is making his broadway debut in betrayal, which runs through december 8th please welcome Tom Hiddleston. [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you for being here thank you so much for having me jimmy i appreciate you coming over. I know youre on broadway. Congrats on the great reviews for this play. I want to get to talking about that, but you walked through times square to get to the theater and you ran into some of your avenger friends. Yes, they resembled some of my avengers friends. [ laughter ] this is not really them wait, let me see i think these might be really them [ laughter ] can we zoom in i just want to see yeah. Thats definitely tom holland. I think thats definitely tom holland. Jimmy i can tell by his exposed thumb that was coming through his glove there. You know, he travels with that suit. [ laughter ] he travels with that suit. Jimmy he really does yeah that was cool they came out and supported you [ laughter ] on broadway i want to talk about the disney plus series loki. Yes jimmy youre getting own show unbelievable, yeah. Jimmy this is giant. This is its happening jimmy i mean, come on. Thats fun [ cheers and applause thank you [ laughter ] yeah, its amazing i never expected it. You know, i auditioned for the first thor film ten years ago in 2009 and i just thought i was auditioning for a movie. You know, an interesting part in an interesting movie. Back then, the marvel universe was only theyd just made iron man and i was ill, you know, have a go. [ laughter ] i didnt expect to be casted at all. So, i cant believe ive got my own show so exciting. We go into production next year and thats about as much as i can tell you jimmy yeah, i was going to say. Yeah [ laughter ] i know the way marvel plays it youre not allowed to tell me anything at all. Yeah. Jimmy but, you were telling me backstage that when you auditioned for thor, you actually auditioned for thor i did [ laughter ] yes i did. They basically at the time they were, um they were looking for sort of less well established actors, so that the audience didnt have an association. They just wanted people to see these new characters these new actors jimmy yeah and i the agreement was, if youre over 60 and youve got blonde hair and, you know, you can come and have a pop at it so, i actually auditioned. I never auditioned for loki. I only ever auditioned for thor, which is nuts. [ laughter ] jimmy and how long did the audition process it was about three months jimmy wow, so you thought for a second you go, this is real i could be thor. I for a second [ laughter ] for a time, [ laughter ] for a second, yeah jimmy we have friends over at marvel that sent us the original audition footage of you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause this is true this has never been shown. It has never been shown this has never been released okay. Jimmy heres Tom Hiddleston auditioning for thor. And, remember, you chose this for [ cheers and applause jimmy come on thats fantastic thank you very much you really are too kind. [ laughter ] i think we can all agree that they cast the right actor. [ laughter ] jimmy lets talk about betrayal. This is only two weeks left in this run yes two weeks left weve done it over 200 times 220, i think jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause yeah. Jimmy fantastic. We close on december 8th at the jacobs theater on 45th street. Jimmy what is the story about . Could we yeah, loosely, yes. I play a publisher called robert and married to emma, a a gallerist. And theres my best friend jerry, who was best man at our wedding. And jerry and emma have been having an affair [ audience oohs jimmy betrayal. [ laughter ] this is very sad and its also very funny. And its told in reverse order and its my costars are zawe ashton and charlie cox. Jimmy yeah and weve been doing it for a year and it has been its a master piece its Harold Pinters masterpiece. Jimmy i dont know how you i mean, you cry, like in this play and you do this every play do you cry every every eight shows a week. Yeah we theres a i mean, its called betrayal. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, i understand, yeah but i mean, you i would be, like [ laughter ] oh, no. I have seen ive seen you do your thing jimmy youve seen my i have seen you you were fine. Jimmy you have seen me act i think youre a fine actor, yeah [ laughter ] jimmy youre seeing the wrong person yeah, no, no im sure you could do it. Im sure you could jimmy could you cry on command, like right now if i said please cry for us oh, god okay [ laughter ] i could try. [ cheers and applause i you know, i depends, um jimmy do you want me to get you to set you up yeah, you know. Well, we have to think about what are we talking about . Jimmy all right. Ill do it with you. Am i going to make you laugh this is how i act. [ laughter ] let me get to it. Jimmy all right. Here we go. Jimmy how do you yeah. Jimmy, is everything okay . Jimmy yeah, i guess so im just im just cant baby yoda is so cute [ laughter ] i just, um [ laughter ] jimmy, the thing about baby [ laughter ] the thing about baby yoda is that i i just love him [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god [ cheers and applause oh, my god [ cheers and applause that is how you do it right there oh, my gosh. Bro. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is a professor and New York Times bestselling author, whose new book, jayz tomorrow please welcome Michael Eric Dyson [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you for being here oh, my god. Three british people in one show jimmy now, wait a second [ laughter ] youre not british at all. Oh, my god. Im from detroit, michigan i am [ laughter ] jimmy welcome to the show. Thanks man. Jimmy should i call you professor . I dont know what to even Michael Eric Dyson is good. Michael is even better jimmy oh, okay, good michael, tell me about this. You teach this course class at georgetown. Right jimmy about jayz. Why did you pick jayz well, hes one of the most extraordinary poets we have in American Culture today as i call him in the book, robert frost with a brooklyn accent. Rita dove with a jesus piece. I mean, hes a guy who understands poetry youve got poetic genius over here in tariq. Jimmy yeah one of the greatest rappers ever [ cheers and applause and youve got jayz, who combines serious literary devices, poetry and that kind of stuff, with the common everyday experiences of human beings and hes able to put it together in such a powerful fashion. So, when i teach the class, i tell them, were not just going to come in here and go, hey, some dope lyrics and jay is cool. We want to get to the depth. What was brooklyn when he was born what was 1969 . He arrived the same day that fred hampton died. What does that mean politically . What does it mean for the projects when he says, you know why they call the projects the projects because its a project, wherein we are the experiment. So, i wanted to probe his consciousness to see the political context in which he was born and then understand him as a figure and an icon in American Society so, that takes a lot of history, sociology, politics then, we get to the dope lyrics [ laughter ] jimmy yeah you break the book down into three categories umhmm. Jimmy can you tell us what those are . The first one is hustling uh, the historian Walter Macdougall says that, hustling is the central motif of american history, both in the sense of gogetters and people who are on the take. So, i try to look at what jayz talks about. You know, he explains why he became a hustler when he says, all the teachers couldnt reach me and my mama couldnt beat me hard enough to beat the match pain of my pop not seeing me so, with that disdain in my membrane, got on my pimp game. Et my defense came. So, hes explaining, a father absence and hurting pain at the house drove him out into the world. So, i talk about how he hustled selling drugs, but how he transformed that hustling from the street into to the suites to become a ceo. Jimmy yeah, wow. Look at that yeah. Jimmy i mean, this is a great yeah. Jimmy made in america is exactly a great title for that because oh, yeah. I mean, it is american its american. I mean, american as american can be and then, the second part is poetry, where i talk about, as great as he is and as clever and witty as he, is people miss the kind of literary inventiveness. You know, he said, look, i would write it, if yall could get it but being intricate will get you wood, critic on the internet, theyre like, you should spit it. Im like, you should buy it. thats good business. Thats a rhetorical device and hes saying, dont just have me out here spitting it pay for what im talking about. [ light laughter ] and then the third one is politics, where he talks about a wide range of things you know, we know when the remmys in the system, aint no tellin will i love em . Will i diss em . An allusion to biggie. But he also talks about a lot of other stuff besides bling and bacchanalia and gleeful booty. He talks about common issues that people can deal with. He was saying, bin laden been happening in manhattan anthrax was crack back when. Back then, police was al qaeda to black men. So, hes talking about the tension between Police Departments and black people and trying to break that down. So, i felt those three categories allow me to explore just how smart a guy he is and also how observant he is about American Culture jimmy wow, i think its fantastic. Its fascinating thank so much for being here [ cheers and applause yeah. Jimmy youve got to come back i got to come back, man jimmy you got to come back, buddy. I got to come back and do what daisy did [ laughter ] jimmy right . It was good. If jayz is ever sick, youve got to get up on stage [ light laughter ] well, he called into my class and talked for an hour once jimmy did he really . Oh, yeah, yeah. He was with beyonce in london and he called in and spoke to us and it was beautiful so, i was trading lyrics with him. Sometimes ill text him some lyrics i make up and i said, am i crazy texting jayz . But, hey, i text tariq i text jay [ laughter ] im just trying to do it i write books like rappers write hooks. [ laughter ] jimmy Michael Eric Dyson [ cheers and applause jayz made in america is available tomorrow well be right back with a a performance from noah cyrus featuring leon bridges stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ electrical buzzing ] [ dramatic music ] ahhhh ahhhh elliott. You came back [ cheers and applause jimmy performing july with a little help from leon bridges, please welcome noah cyrus [ cheers and applause ive been holding my breat ive been counting to te over something you said ive been Holding Back Tears while youre throwin back beers im alone in be you know i im afraid of chang i guess thats why i stay the same so tell me to leave ill pack my bag get on the road find someon that loves you better than i do darling i know cause you remind m every da im not enough but i still stay feels like a lifetime just tryna get b while were dying inside ive done a lot of things wron loving you being one but i cant move on you know im afraid of change guess thats why we stay the same so tell me to leave ill pack my bag get on the road find someon that gives you all the thing that i could not no cause i keep finding all the ways i let you down so i can stay and if you want me to leav then tell me to leave and baby ill g baby ill go you remind me every day im not enough but i still stay [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, come on. That was beautiful noah cyrus [ cheers and applause leon bridges [ cheers and applause july is out now. My thanks to daisy ridley, Tom HiddlestonMichael Eric Dyson noah cyrus [ cheers and applause leon bridges and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its a very special thanksgiving episode of late night with seth meyers. Tonight hilary, larry, and josh meyers a special edition of jokes seth cant tell. And well play pictionary with the meyers family, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ chrs and applause seth happy thanksgiving, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause yeah that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news today was thanksgiving, so if youre watching me now, that means you ate three pounds of turkey, stuffing and mashed potato