Was a story in one of the papers maracas president trump, are you willing tonight to condemn White Supremacists and militia groups . crickets announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight shut up, man plus, stephen welcomes john lithgow and jonathan alter. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. I dont know about you, but i am still recovering from last nights agonizing president ial shoutfest, in which donald trump interrupted joe biden over 70 times while Chris Wallace tried to stop him like a baby throwing pennies at a battleship. Trump was out of control the entire evening. The whole thing gave a new meaning to the term white noise. But frankly, i dont know what Chris Wallace was supposed to do. At the next debate, they should just give the moderator a button to bring on the slime. Im not the
[ cheers and applause announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers, colin quinn. Star of filthy rich, actress kim cattrall music from Jeff Rosenstock featuring the band with Jessica Burdeaux and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight all right. Same as always, lets get to the news the New York Times yesterday published an investigation into President Trumps finances and lets just say, melanias going to be pretty pissed when she learns what half of negative 431 million is the New York Times investigation published yesterday alleges President Trump has paid almost nothing in federal income tax over the past 20 years wow. If true, this bombshell has the potential to be almost as damaging to his political career as the access Hollywood Tape the New York Times investigation published yesterday showed trump paid just 750 in federal income tax in both 2016 and 2017, which i have to admit, is way funnier than paying 0. It
Announcer from mtn news, this is the race for u. S. Senate. Welcome to the u. S. Senate bate here on the Montana Senate network. One of the most closely watched in the entire country and looks to become the most expensive in montana history. The election is november 3. If youre keeping track at days hat is just 20 away. Ballots need to be returned to your local Election Office by 8 00 p. M. On election day. At stake in this race is one of montanas two u. S. Senate seats. The say as a wholery is 174,000 per year. Now it is time to meet the candidates. Bollock or steve earned his law degree from Colombia University in new york city. Earlier in his career, he workeded in private practice and as an assistant attorney general for the state of montana. He won election in 2008 as attorney general and as governor in 2012 and 2016. A democrat, says as governor he has worked with both democrats and republicans to expand affordable healthcare, strengthen the economy and invest in montana schools.
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Tv, emptied on our door, which is not great, but whatever, not a big deal. But then im looking at it and im wondering, how did it hit at that angle . Did the bird come in sideways, like it was sliding into second base . How did this get there . And thats when i realized that the pigeon guano was coming from inside the door it was inside. I still dont know how it happened. From a physics standpoint, it doesnt make any sense. I guess logic tells me that the door must have been open and the bird somehow edged over and did that thing birds love doing to us, the revenge of the birds, but the door wasnt really open. For a moment i had to think, is it possible that this came out of me . Maybe i sneezed or something . I mean, to hit the glass at that trajectory, theres only one bird in the world that could make that shot and hes retired. He hasnt crapped on a window in years. Anyway, i dont know how this happened, but i know it was a bird. It must live in the area. My plan now is to find that