Of the nba finals. We have another one sunday. Many of you at home are watching because youre too drunk to turn the television off. I respect that. Ive made my peace with it. Relax. Enjoy. The winner of game one goes onto play the loser of game one in game two. Thats how it works. [ laughter ] jimmy the basketball game wasnt the only major battle in the United States. Things are heating up between donald trump and clinton, although not in a sexual way. Although that would be great. What a twist that would be. She made a speech in san diego calling trump temperamentally unfit for office. She said his policies are dangerously incoherent. He actually said okay, those are valid no. He fired back with a storm of angry tweets. Here are some of them. Crooked Hillary Clinton who i would love to call lying hillary is getting ready to misrepresent my Foreign Policy positions. Crooked hilly no longer has credibility. Too much failure in office. People will not allow another four years of incompet
If i may, a quick audience poll before we get going. How many of you are here mostly for the airconditioning . [ applause ] jimmy it hurts, but i understand. We are in the midst of a helllike heat wave on the west coast. I know hollywood boulevard was 103 degrees today. Inside sponge bobs costume, 203 degrees. The temperature hit 112 in Beverly Hills yesterday. Thats dangerous. Many residents of Beverly Hills are made of materials that melt at temperatures like that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it isnt a laughing matter. Experts say the best thing you can do in heat like this is take a screen shot of the weather app and post it to facebook. That way if you die, you go out with some likes. How many of you watched the basketball game last night . It was the most watched nba ever for abc, the highest rated finals since 199 8 j since Michael Jordans last game. The Golden State Warriors seemed to be invincible during the regular season. Before the season started, an evil wizard cast a spe
Time, our nba game night special in advance of game one of the nba finals. We have another one sunday. Many of you at home are watching because youre too drunk to turn the television off. I respect that. Ive made my peace with it. Relax. Enjoy. The winner of game one goes on to play the loser of game one in game two. Thats how it works. [ laughter ] jimmy the basketball game wasnt the only major battle in the United States. Things are heating up between donald trump and clinton, not in a sexual way, although that would be great. What a twist that would be. She made a speech in san diego calling trump temperamentally unfit for office. She said his policies are dangerously incoherent. He actually said okay, those are valid criticisms. No. He fired back with a storm of angry tweets. Here are some of them. Crooked Hillary Clinton who i would love to call lying hillary is getting ready to misrepresent my Foreign Policy positions. Crooked hillary no longer has credibility. Too much failure i
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