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Meet again and this time its for jewelry. [ laughter ] games one and two will be played in oakland and then if that goes well they may even schedule more, possibly even in cleveland. Well see. I have to say i love the nba finals. You know, usually on abc our sports broadcasts involve judges waving paddles at dancing dlist celebrities. But not tonight. Tonight, the warriors have been unstoppable. They won an nba record 73 games in the regular season. They clawed back from down three games to one to beat a very tough Oklahoma City team. The cavaliers only lost two games during the whole postseason. They swept the first two rounds and then they took care of toronto. This promises to be a great series. These teams are neck and tattooed neck. They could not possibly be better matched. And no matter who youre rooting for i think one thing we can all agree on is that the most important thing is that we learn the valuable lessons about the power of teamwork. No . [ cheers and applause ] really, its the most valuable thing. Lebron james is making his sixth straight trip to the finals. I dont know about you, to me he seems kind of tired. [ audio slowed ] im just very humble and gracious that the man above has given me an opportunity to play the game that i love. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he needs some of that coffee from dunkin donuts. Lebron got some words of encouragement from none other than donald trump. The Republican National convention is happening in cleveland next month and trump said that even though the finals could potentially interfere with their festivities, he wished lebron luck. And you know what . You know, say what you like about donald trump, it is an honor to get an endorsement from the candidate whose head looks most like a basketball. [ laughter ] theres so much [ cheers and applause ] we talk about the great players of the past. Theres so much young talent in the league right now. I had the chance before the series started to chat with two players who are almost certainly destined to be hall of famers. And this is my exclusive locker room talk with steph curry and lebron james. [ applause ] steph, as a father when youre out on that court do you feel like you are a role model for young people . Your children included . [ light laughter ] is that lotion . Are you going to eat that lotion . Baby lebron, youve been here before. This is your sixth consecutive nba finals appearance. How is it different this time . [ laughter ] no comment i guess. [ laughter ] do you think being breastfeed has been helpful to you throughout a tough series like this . [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy yeah, he said yeah. Lebron, youve been accused of flopping. Youve been called a crybaby by some of your opponents. Does that motivate you . [ crying ] lebron . [ cheers and applause ] they both have a lot of growing up to do. You know, ticket prices for the finals are up from last year. The average price for a ticket to game one in oakland was 1,625 a seat. The cheapest seats, way up in the bleachers, are going for around 650. Which isnt bad when you consider its steph curry will probably be shooting three pointers from those seats. [ light laughter ] i actually found a way around the ultrahigh ticket prices. If you want to see the game, you know what theyre doing this year . Theyre showing them on tv. [ laughter ] for nothing. We have an allstar studded show for you tonight. Mariah carey is here. [ cheers and applause ] the reason is all i wanted for christmas was her and now six months later my wish has come true. [ light laughter ] we also have a special nba edition of mean tweets which is a very good one. [ cheers and applause ] and maybe best of all, from the Chicago Bulls, jimmy butler is here from the bulls to play in the game [ cheers and applause ] called make it for a million. Now, we set up a basketball hoop across the street from our studio on hollywood boulevard. Its the same distance as a full court shot on a regulation nba court. And if jimmy butler makes the shot, our studio audience, you guys, will get the chance to split a Million Dollars. [ cheers and applause ] its either going to be its either going to be very exciting or very disappointing. [ laughter ] you may all go home sad tonight. The nba finals are a time when legends are born. And when you think back on all the great moments you realize that future generations may do the same thing for these games that were watching right now. And so tonight we asked our friend and basketball enthusiast tracy morgan to share some of his fondest recollections of finals past. So sit back, relax, and enjoy tracys nba finals memories. It was game six of the 2005 nba finals. I was trying to get freaky with my neighbor jeanine. And she has skin like jlo and hands like dglo. Danny glover. She had big old dude hands is what im saying. She said they got big like that because she liked to do all her own plumbing. Girl could palm a basketball and probably a water buffalo at the same time. Thats when i remembered the game was on. And i said to her, gonna have to take a rain check, handsasaurusrex. [ laughter ] she threw a crockpot at my head and broke my flat screen. I couldnt watch the game. So the only thing left to do was rub privates. Hey, when life hands you lemons make love to female danny glover. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy inspiring. Thank you, tracy. We have to take a break but we have much more to come. Mariah carey is here. Chicago bulls allstar jimmy butler will try to make a Million Dollars for our audience. And well be right back with an allnew nba edition of mean tweets, so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] what if we woke up one day and everything just stopped going wrong . No more accidents. No more fires. No more emergencies. No more bad anything. But in a world where things stopped going wrong, where would state farm be . Right here. To help with college. Here. For that first car. And here. For new beginnings. Because in a world where nothing went wrong, your state farm agent will still be right here. Helping make life go completely right. Announcing pizza huts new applewood smoked bacon and melty cheese in the crust pizza huts bacon stuffed crust pizza is here now with applewood smoked bacon shhh and loaded with cheese just 12. 99. Only at pizza hut. With a little bit of uh uh, and a little bit of i said, its getting hot in herre new watermelon from limearita. The bold margarita. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, there you go. We are back. We are together again. This is our nba game night special. Mariah carey and nba allstar jimmy butler are on the way. But first, im sure you know basketball fans sports fans but especially basketball fans are very passionate about their favorite teams and their favorite players. They love to love. And sometimes they love to hate too. And with that said weve put we went to Great Lengths to put this together. It is time for a special nba edition of mean tweets. [ cheers and applause ] i still have no idea how jalen rose has a job. He looks like he sells bootleg dvds at the barbershop. [ laughter ] one day Klay Thompson is gonna leave the house without remembering to attach his goatee that he bought from party city and itll be awkward. [ laughter ] does anyone know what Blake Griffin is . Did Morgan Freeman and carrot top impregnate an amazon or what happened . [ laughter ] Andre Iguodala has the worst body language of anyone in the nba. If he got a dollar for every dirty look he made hed have another 80 million. [ laughter ] Russell Westbrook look like jar jar binks. [ laughter ] ill take your word for it. I dont know who that is, but sure. Pretty sure reggie millers ears provide wifi. [ laughter ] hold on, let me check. Oh, my god. They do [ laughter ] doc rivers voice is ashy as hell. Put some lotion on those voice cords, bro. [ laughter ] Magic Johnson looks like a bald, black john travolta. [ laughter ] shaq is a fatass old man. [ laughter ] that your mother loves very dearly. Have you ever been downloading something online and halfway through, it just froze and couldnt go anywhere . Think steph currys puberty. [ laughter ] got nothing. Thats good. [ bleep ] you deandre jordan. You can suck a million [ bleep ] per second and [ bleep ] yourself until you die, you piece of butt [ bleep ] head. [ laughter ] i just had a fart that sounded exactly like Dikembe Mutombo speaking in his native tongue. [ laughter ] thats [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, there you have it. Well done, everybody. You did it again. Well be right back with mariah carey. [ cheers and applause ] hey there, can i help you with anything . Hey siri, whats at ts latest offer . Oh, i dont think that siri can. Right now, switch to at t for an iphone and get one free. Wow, is that right . Yeah, its basically. Yes. That is the current offer from at t. Okay siri, you dont know everything. Well, i know you asked me to call you the at t hostess with the mostest. Okay, shut her down. Turn it off. Right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. The new chase freedom unlimited card earns you unlimited 1. 5 cash back on everything you buy. The cash back is unlimited and you can spend it on anything. Like, whatever the next ad is selling. Get the new chase freedom unlimited card. The new ford escape. Life is a sport. We are the utility. Be unstoppable. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello again and welcome to the second half of Jimmy Kimmel Live game night. Still ahead, jimmy butler of the Chicago Bulls will try to make a fullcourt shot across hollywood boulevard to win a Million Dollars for our audience. And i will tell you something [ cheers and applause ] if he misses it, we will never forgive him. We will be dead to us. [ light laughter ] all right . Also we have a new show later tonight with will arnett, snoop dogg, and i will face off against the kids who won the Scripps National spelling bee. It will be a war of words for the ages. So stay up with us for that. [ cheers and applause ] our guest tonight is one of the bestselling recording artists of all time. Starting tuesday, she returns to Caesars Palace in las vegas with her number one to infinity show. Please welcome mariah carey. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy howre you . I am good. Jimmy you look fantastic. How you doing . Doing good. Hi, guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its very good to see you. Great to see you. Jimmy now, i dont know if you know, this is our nba finals special so do you know who is in the nba finals . Do you want a fake answer or the truth . Jimmy take your best shot at it. Really just try to guess if you can. Can i use your cheat sheet . [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt write it down. I didnt need to write it down because i know whos in it. Is one of them from chicago . Jimmy no, one of the teams is well, while they were talking about it before when im backstage. And im like, oh, i can talk about that. I really can i just tell you ever since, like, i was in school, whatever, i was always a fast runner but i could never, like, follow the rules of sports. Jimmy okay. I just didnt understand like why do we have to kick in this goal. When, like, isnt that just as good . [ laughter ] i didnt understand it. So like, i still dont and, like, you could tell me anything right now and itd be whatever. Jimmy its a very existential question in a way. [ light laughter ] so you dont follow any of this stuff. Its not that i dont follow it deliberately cause i actually think basketball is amazing. Jimmy its just not your thing, yeah. But its not that its not even my thing. And ive sung for Michael Jordan and ive had these amazing moments in my life. He gave me his jersey and i made it into a dress. By the way, hes very tall. Jimmy Michael Jordan, yeah. [ laughter ] that i do know. Yes. I think everyone knows that actually. Well, i know, but im saying when youre trying to make a dress youre like, whoa, i never thought you know. [ laughter ] this wouldnt its not going to work. You know, hes tall. Jimmy you sang for him at his or his last nba allstar game, right . Yeah. Jimmy and did he or did he not shed a tear when you were singing hero for him . Oh, i dont know. I dont know. I highly doubt it. Jimmy i think he did. You always ask me about tears and i want to know why. Jimmy i dont know. Maybe im a sad clown on the inside. [ laughter ] well, we share that in common. Jimmy i know that the nba isnt necessarily your thing. And i read somewhere but its not that its not my thing. I totally respect it. I just dont get it because i dont know the rules of sports. Jimmy right, right. I really dont. Jimmy you dont have to know the rules. I know how to rock like a little sequin ensemble and a jacket. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy same here. Thats about it. These are not great for running or swimming but ive done both in heels. Jimmy true or false. Do you take baths with your clothes on . Actually now i do because i have, like, two babies and they just turned 5. And theyre very much into, like, the discovery of it all. Jimmy oh. Yeah. And im like, ill be wearing my bathing suit in the tub. So its very annoying. Jimmy well, i want you to feel very comfortable tonight. So please open the curtains. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now this is amazing. [ cheers and applause ] do you really want me to get in this . Can i test the water . Jimmy i would like you to get into it. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy you know, weve never used this before but what do you guys think . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its already filthy, this tub. Its filthy . Jimmy yeah, its dirty. Look at it. Look at how dirty this tub is. I have on a very important necklace to me. Jimmy i will get in if you get in. Oh, dont worry about your necklace. Really, really . I never usually do. Jimmy ill return anything you lose. Okay. All right. Jimmy so please step in and yes. [ cheers and applause ] i need your hand. Jimmy okay. Im going to kick this leg up like this. Jimmy all right. Should i grab a leg or anything . Grab a leg. Jimmy all right. All right. And just get right in. And it is this is not just bubbles. [ cheers and applause ] this is kind of nice. This is kind of nice. Hold on, this is going foil my hair. Hold on. Jimmy you know, i havent been in the tub with a guest since mitt romney was here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. So, this is like a special treatment. Oh, thank you. Jimmy my guys are here. Wow. Its just really a dream come true. [ laughter ] thank you. Fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i like grapes also. I mean, come on now. [ laughter ] thank you so much. And toast to you. Do they travel with you everywhere . If im lucky. [ light laughter ] look at this. It looks very amazing. Didnt even plan that. Jimmy mariah, you are engaged as i know to an australian billionaire. Will he be i dont know what youre talking about. Jimmy oh, my god. Look at that. [ cheers and applause ] no, he wont be upset. Jimmy he will not be upset when he sees you in a tub with another billionaire . Am i kicking you in obscene places . Jimmy just feel free. Enjoy. [ light laughter ] but i have heels on. So im trying to be whatever. Okay. Jimmy you are doing your show in las vegas. Will you get married in las vegas while you are there . No, darling, no. Jimmy you will not . Which i mean should elvis . One of the elvises marry me . Jimmy elvis got married. I think he mustve got married in las vegas. No, i mean people get married by the fake elvises. Jimmy that would be fun too. No. Jimmy you will not. I dont think so. Jimmy your show can i have more bubbles . Jimmy enjoy the bubbles, yes. Your show in las vegas we are wet by the way. This is full of water. This is real. This is water. This is ive actually taken a bath with jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy your show is your number one hits. You have 18 number one hits. Yes, sir. Jimmy you sing them one after the other. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Jimmy and you cant cut one because people are keeping track of these songs. I know. But i need to cut it. Because nobody understands. They got it. Nobody understands that like its a little i feel weird. Im, like, starting these songs from the beginning and then i, like, you know we have a hair change. I got curly hair. Black dress when i first started. Jimmy do you go back to your old styles . Yeah. Jimmy oh, thats fun. Yeah, its fun. Jimmy oh, thats a lot of fun. We had a lot of people flying in from all over the world. Like, it was pretty cool. Like, china and brazil and different places in europe. And then id see them cause i went on a european tour. Like, i just got back. And they were, like, ill see you in vegas. And i was like, oh, thatll be cool. Jimmy yeah. cause its not the typical its not like no offense to any vegas situation, but its not the typical jimmy there are no magicians . I dont have a magician. What i mean by that is that the audience are like devoted fans. Jimmy i know what youre saying. As opposed to just jimmy sometimes there are people that are just there to see a show. cause theyre drunk and gambling. But thats cool too. We love them. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] come on out. Have yourself a splash. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the show is called number one to infinity. Mariah carey starts in las vegas tuesday. You got to dry off. By that time ill be dried off. Well figure it out. Jimmy mariah carey, everybody. 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Catlike. This isnt that hard guys, when i say reflexes. What if i throw the ball back, and you reverse it on film . Sexelferekiltac. Run that backwards, its catlike reflexes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to our nba game night. Were out on hollywood boulevard. I am joined by nba allstar jimmy butler. Jimmy, thank you for being here. You have a very important job to do. You have across the street from us on hollywood boulevard, 88 feet away which is the distance from the baseline to the rim on an nba court, is a hoop. Your job is to put this ball in that hoop without stepping over this line. And if you make it, our studio audience will split 1 million. [ cheers and applause ] i should point out that if you dont, they will follow you back to your hotel and destroy everything in it. Okay . Im not in a hotel so im good. Jimmy oh, okay, very good. Its time to play make it for a million. [ cheers and applause ] brought to you by state farm. Heres how it works. If jimmy butler makes the shot, each eligible member of our studio audience gets a piece of that Million Dollars. Cousin sal is our referee. Cousin sal, come explain the rules. Hey, everybody. All right, heres the deal, jimmy. You get one chance at this. If your foot steps over that big thick red line before you release the ball the shot is considered no good. Okay . We have a certification expert to validate the shot. His name is Lowery Robinson and he seems like a really fun guy. [ light laughter ] jimmy lowery is the person who will ruin this for everyone if you step over that line. Hes serious. Hes in a suit. Jimmy have you made a fullcourt shot before . Yeah, in 2k. Jimmy in 2k. Okay, very good. All right. Do you ever practice fullcourt shots . In 2k, on the video game. Jimmy in 2k. All right. Well, lets hope for some 2k magic. Cousin sal, are we ready . We are ready. You ready, jimmy . Jimmy we are ready. Jimmy, are you ready . Yes. Jimmy all right, here we go. Its time to make it for a million. Ill step aside. [ whistle ] here he is. Jimmy butler. The ball is up. [ audience groans ] that was pretty good. You had the right distance. I got to throw it. I should have threw it that way. Jimmy lets look at the replay here. Yeah, it just the wind seemed to take it, i think. Should we give him one more shot . [ cheers and applause ] i had a feeling they would say that. State farm is here to help life go right. So lets help this audiences lives go right and win 1 million. Jimmy, this is your last shot. Be better this time. I dont know what to say other than that. The people traffic is getting angry. Oh, it slipped jimmy here we go. Here we go. Oh, my goodness. [ audience groans ] well, thats unfortunate. Im sorry. But you know, i dont want our audience to go home emptyhanded. So how about this. If you make a layup if you run across the street and make a layup well give everyone a pair of gold toe socks. I got to dribble . Jimmy you can dribble. There you go. Jimmy butler, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] look at that. Thats the show for tonight. Id like to thank jimmy butler. He made it. Socks for everyone. Mariah carey, tracy morgan, not matt damon. Thanks for watching. We have a new show later tonight with will arnett, snoop dogg, and the spelling bee kids. But before that, enjoy game one of the nba finals on abc. [ cheers and applause ] i should have made it. I should have made it. [ cheers and applause ] okay, ready . Whoa [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Only from xfinity. The following is a special presentation of espn on abc. Success in life comes when you fail to give up no one has the power to shatter your dreams unless you give it to them thats why the champion is going to be who it has to be if you a

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