[laughs] [applause] greg: stupid. before we get to the nitty-gritty president joe biden has a special message for us, it s a day late cut him some slack. happy valentines make no mistake. i mean it. [laughs] come on man it s a true story. [applause] greg: yes. all right. well said. i, like that i just ate a bag of expired medications, but at least his heart is in the right place. wow, how lucky for him that every day is valentine s day and it certainly is for his wife dr. jill. talk about an oral examination. maybe she forgot her tongue depressor. then again, she is a doctor, but what is it with jill biden and other people spouses? they don t just keep it in the family to keep it in the second family. oh stop it. save your clapping from when it matters. back to the matter at hand, the latest joe biden scandal and it s not about hunter or his junk, it is about joe s brother jimbo and i hope to god it is nothing to do with his junk, i ve seen enough of the joe
So theyre not paying bank fees and a lot in health, new vaccines. So were by far the biggest funder on malaria, coming up with new bed nets, new drugs. A vaccine, a way of killing mosquitoes. Yeah, but if you think about this in terms of ethics, are you driven in your philanthropy mostly by excitement, by the potential outcome, or does it come from some deep psychological motive, you know, guilt, a feeling that you should live a life thats purposeful, a feeling that, you know, you genuinelyjust dont know what to do with this cash . I not only want to put the money in, but i want to put my time in and assemble people so we can learn, you know, what Health Systems work, which ones dont. I, you know, find the work very fulfilling. I get to learn new things. Get to go to interesting places. Yeah. Theres no sacrifice involved. Its. Well, its quite a lot of financial sacrifice sure, but i dont have any use for that money. I mean, im not denying myself, you know, the worlds best cheeseburger,
through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just can t believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? you re not alone. ultimately i think that s what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because it s what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who s driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac. you see a million things a day in your life, and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf. ridiculously priced mind comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. don t like other people s showers. there s always a problem with temperature adjustment. there s always a little hair stuck on the wall. and you want to get rid of it. but you don t want to touch it. i don t know
stairs again yet to air force one. the only good news, he fell once. he didn t fall three times like the last time. we have that video coming up. also here the pothole pete taking personal time in washington d.c. after a pretty bizarre encounter with a journalist. we got that video for you. our top story tonight involve as special grand jury in the state of georgia. they re tasked with probing election interference. the grand jury forewoman has embarked on a bizarre, potentially unethical countrywide press tour and nobody has been indicted in georgia and the investigation is supposed to be on going. that is not stopping emily coors from gushing about her experience in the grand jury. she s talked to the new york times, the a.p., fake news cnn and msdnc, nbc news. it s appears she overjoyed with the prospect of potentially putting former president trump behind bars but will be disappointed if no charges are filed. she was dying as the foreperson. would have been her job to s
confirms it carried out tuesday s deadly bombing. we speak to the un s special rapporteur on human rights. welcome back to bbc news. more on all of those headline stories in a moment or two, but let s round up the sport needs and head to the bbc sport centre. well, more european football tonight? the runaway siri a leaders, napoli, going to ac milan. frank lampard will need a heroic performance from his chelsea side, who go on to take on holders, real madrid. chelsea s season has been one to forget so far, 3 wins in their last 13 games, 17 points off the top 4 in the premier league with lampard back at stamford bridge as caretaker manager. former chelsea striker chris sutton believes all the focus is on carlo ancelotti s side ahead of this one. everyone is looking at real madrid, the mentality monsters, they always find a way to get out of the hind stop we saw last season some incredible comebacks when they were down and out on the last legs, and they found a way. chelsea hav