Concussion. [ light laughter ] according to politico, senior white house adviser Jared Kushner lost his top secret security clearance on friday, because as it turns out, you have to be 18 [ laughter and applause ] youve got to be 18 years old. President trump today endorsed senator ted cruz for reelection ahead of next weeks republican primary in texas [ audience boos ] and when he heard that, ted cruz smiled so big, eight babies started crying. [ laughter and applause ] an msnbc host said this morning that First Lady Melania Trump and ivanka trump have been given fake jobs at the white house. But melania says its no problem for her because shes used to faking it. [ laughter and applause ] according to cnn white house chief of staff, john kelley he was not happy about ivanka trumps trip to south korea for the olympic closing ceremony. I guess my question is, how can you tell . Thats the happiest hes ever looked. [ light laughter ] that picture was taken while he was watching his niece
What . [phyllis gasps, drops box] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much thank you, everybody and welcome to the daily show im trevor noah our guest tonight fox business anchor liz claman is joining us, everybody. Its going to be a fun show. First, if you are a patriots fan who thought they got robbed at the super bowl, well, ive got more bad news. Police are investigating a a burglary at the foxboro massachusetts home of patriots tight end rob gonkowski. Rob returned home yesterday. Police say items were stolen from the home when he was at the super bowl. Theyve not yet said what was taken. Trevor the police have not said what was taken but its gronk so i can only imagine they got his jagermeister and axe body spray, and helped themselves to his favorite snacks. So disappointed. What kind of asshole would steal from gronk . Hes super chilled and fun. I wouldnt be shocked if he got
Again. Im Brian Sullivan power lunch tees off right now. And welcome to power lunch. Im melissa lee. The major average giving up gains. Dow and s p, russell 2,000 small caps did soar to record highs but now looking at losses across the board. The dow managing to hold on to ever so small gains. Commodities are crushing it and oil at threeyear high and copper and gold soar the dollar at a low. Saying a weaker dollar is good for u. S. Trade transports getting slammed led by united. The airline down 11 on pace for the worst day in four months on fears about a price war. Got much more on this coming up. Michelle. Thank you. Im Michelle Caruso cabrero live in switzerland where the trump tax cut and the surging and Global Economy are front and center well talk taxes, trade and whether davos is ready for President Trump to arrive on friday and michelle, on this multicon innocent, over the next couple of hours you will meet four managers who are the sole of consistency. That is why they have be
Senator ever to give birth while in office. This is amazing. Yeah. applause the first woman senator to do this, first an elaborate way ofg senators are usually men, but whatever. Now of course governors have given birth before. Including the governors of massachusetts and california. I feel like that should have been a bigger story. There, i just hope that she doesnt give birth on the senate floor because there is a chance that the first thing the baby will see will be ted cruz. And the baby will be like ah, put me back, put me back. Oh, and if you are a music fan, elton john announced after one last tour he is going to be retiring. But dont be sad, luckily his equally talented son lil john will take his place. Yeah. Can you feel the love tonight. Also an update for everyone. Im sure you remember a few days back hawaii sent out a false alert that a Nuclear Missile was about to hit. Well, everyone wondered why it took 40 minutes for the governor to tell hawaiis residents that it was a f
Guy named donald trump jr. [ laughter ] hes not even related to me. My last names not junior. Everyone knows that. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump attacked his critics on twitter yesterday saying, when will all the haters and fools out there realize that having a relationship with russia is a good thing not a bad thing . Well having a relationship with russia will certainly never be as bad as having a president who uses the word haters. [ laughter ] im surprised he doesnt wear his [ cheers and applause ] im surprised he doesnt wear his maga hat like this. [ laughter ] the problem with haters is theyre going to hate. President trump met with president Vladimir Putin on saturday and said he believes putins claim that russia did not meddle in the election. That story again, bonnie believes clyde. [ laughter and applause ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell said today that he believes the women who have accused Senate Candidate roy moore of inappropriate sexual contact, addin