Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Miley cyrus, musical guest miley cyrus, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hey hi, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for tuning in im jimmy fallon, and this is the roots right there. [ applause ] lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, this is exciting tonight the 2020 nfl season kicked off thats right football is back finally an excuse to drink booze and watch hours of tv. [ laughter ] thats right its football season, and ill be honest, when i saw two guys tackle each other and make physical contact, i got a little choked up [ laughter ] its been so long. Thats right after the first tackle, the running back didnt get up he was just like, it feels so good to be held. [ laughter ] tonight we got to see kansas citys star quarterback Patrick Mahomes. Not only is mahomes the reigning super bowl mvp, he also
Goodnight everybody. Thats the volkswagen . You like i really do think thats the cross sport. She is a ginormous fan. I mean, she watches it every i do think, seth, that you wow. Day. Seatbelts she knows all the contestants should film your postcovid first and last names and their haircut. Stories, you know what i mean . Seth yeah, i will. Well put that out for the its like her first, real dive world. Into something thats hers, you i want to see it. Please just tell me where were going. Just some online content. Know what i mean and she watches britains got talent. You know what i mean shes going deep with it seth yeah, youre right. Youre right you got to seth thats great. I should listen to you on that how have you enjoyed it . I should im going to pivot youre filling in for into some online content simon cowell thats exactly what you yeah, everyone was really warm and welcoming and the acts were great should do. All right, well, i mean, its so it was a little hard to watch people get
Well see you tomorrow goodnight, everybody announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Jake tapper, from hbos succession, Matthew Macfadyen, music from foster the people featuring the 8g band with Thaddeus Dixon and now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night, everybody. Theres a Tropical Storm battering the east coast right now, which means that finally, finally, i have a reason to stay inside lets get to the news. When asked in a new interview how history will remember late civil rights leader congressman john lewis, President Trump said he did not know because he doesnt know john lewis. I guess in the same way republicans suddenly wont know trump after november 4th oh, donald trump tall guy golfer in a new interview, President Trump said the coronavirus pandemic is, quote, under control as much as you can control it. What youre not controlling it at all. Youre handling the pandemic the way parents handle a third child. Eh, got to get tired eventually. Just turn the tv up. In t
Announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers Jeff Goldblum. Star of Schitts Creek, actress annie murphy writer and comedian, sam jay featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth hows everyone doing tonight . Last night, my mask shook me awake and asked, are you ever going to wash me . Former Vice President joe biden announced yesterday that senator Kamala Harris would be his best friend i mean, running mate sorry, sorry i get attached too quick a force of habit President Trump tweeted today that former Vice President joe bidens pick of california senator Kamala Harris as his running mate is, quote, the kind of opponent that everyone dreams of. Said, pence, oh, im not allowed to dream of other women. Im often im often vexed. President trump also tweeted today, quote, the suburban housewife will be voting for me. They want safety and thrilled i ended the long Running Program where lowincome housing would invade their neighborhood. Biden would reinstall it in a b
Announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers, sean penn, from united we fall, actress and comedian jane curtin, an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with Thaddeus Dixon. And now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . My inlaws place is finally feeling like a real studio in fact, theyre filming maddow in the other room give em hell, rachel. Lets get to the news. While tweeting about the crowd size during his recent trip to the state, President Trump today misspelled florida though it isnt the first time, trump has ignored his auto correct. President trump announced on friday he will ban the popular social media app tiktok. Really i feel like if i were you id be more focused on instagram, but all right. Treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin said yesterday that extending the 600 weekly unemployment benefit leads to, quote, certain cases where were paying people more to stay home than work. Well, if you think thats bad, buddy, wait til you find out