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Air we begin in beijing where a district in the Chinese Capital is on high alert after dozens of people there tested positive for corona virus the 1st after 2 months of no infections in the city a house sale market and 11 neighborhoods in its vicinity of been placed under lockdown after testing 45 people at the market were positive focal did 19 officials in that beijing district say they are in a war footing to contain the virus the Chinese Capital is also delaying the reopening of some schools as a result katrina you has more from beijing. So what we know is that this new cluster of cases centers around a wholesale market in beijing called the market now this is the biggest wholesale market in the city its located in the southwest of the city in a district called fun time which is about an hours drive from downtown beijing now we know about 4000. 00 workers work at this market in 1st came to the attention of the authorities when on friday yesterday 2 men had symptoms but of the cord v
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