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the deal largely brought an end to the 30 year conflict in northern ireland, known as the troubles. but political turmoil persists, even if less violent in nature than the past. here s president biden s schedule: on wednesdeay, biden will deliver a speech at ulster university, before travelling to the republic of ireland. there, he ll celebrate his own family s roots, attending events in louth and mayo. there will also be official discussions in dublin, where biden will meet with irish president michael d. higgins. he ll then head back to america on friday. the bbc s lucy hockings has more from belfast. so president biden has arrived and there was a small crowd that came down to the centre of belfast to greet him. they braved the wind and the rain. the weather has truly been atrocious. to welcome him to belfast. and i spoke to one northern ireland politics student and he said the reason he had come was because a visit by one of the most powerful people in the world, a us pres
unable to off load patiently much out of ambulances. a meeting in downing st with energy bosses, but it provides no solution yet for households struggling with soaring bills. the police watchdog says forces in england and wales are failing victims of bulgaries, robberies and theft with too few suspects being charged. go! the crisis of local swimming pools, the bbc finds more than 60 have closed across the uk in the past three years. good evening and welcome to bbc news. an amber extreme heat warning has come into force in some parts of the uk to last four days, as temperatures are forecast to hit 37 degrees celsius in some areas. although temperatures are unlikely to reach last month s 40 degree high, this heatwave is much more prolonged and some temperatures could get close to local or regional records. there s concern about wildfires, pressure on water supplies, and transport problems. it s also expected that a drought will be officially declared tomorrow. sarah campbell re
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American. Welcome to the week today. Cho chaos continues to ripple throughout the middle east. S 22 americans now confirmed dead with 17 Americans Still unaccounted for, assumed under captive. The death count in israe l is now at over 1200. 189 of them. Israeli soldiers. So its only going to get worse from here. An get wor israeli seeks retribution against hamas as israel does terror cells like hezbollahs in lebanon are now flanking israels Northern Borders with missile strikes northers ws hezbollahs artillery Pummels Northerntiller israel not continuously but erratically. Hamas continues their barbaric shelling of israeli civilians in the southth. The israelis are living a nightmare and its not goinggn away and its not ending soon. One woman spen t 36 hoursn huddled in a bomb shelter as radicalized jihadistsa marched down the neighborhood, tetchering anyone in sighth on you cant imagine terrorist in your city. Rrthe terrorists were posting proudly pictures of the people they killed ju