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COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart December 9, 2014

Family, jeffersons. But first, from time to time in the program i like to check in with congress. And when i tell you obviously like to check in, i mean force ourselves. While gagging. Congresss Approval Rating recently has surged from a pathetic 10 all the way up to yeah, 11 . laughter puts them right below explosive cruise ship diarrhea and right above time warner cable. laughter so 9 approval, they must have gotten better. But 11 is still a long way from a passing grade. To reach that congress has to introduce legislation that is so popular, so nonpart son, so totally unobservationable that the whole country could unite what are the odds. I rise to urge passage of hr 5739, the no Social Security for nazis act. laughter applause jon that will do. laughter the no Social Security for nazis act. A bill so uncontroversial congress didnt even have to hide it. Its true purpose behind a disingenuous make i made up name like pate roll act, or patriot act freedom bald eagle baseball am burger

COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart December 10, 2014

Obviously like to check in, i mean force ourselves. While gagging. Congresss Approval Rating recently has surged from a pathetic 10 all the way up to yeah, 11 . laughter puts them right below explosive cruise ship diarrhea and right above time warner cable. laughter so 9 approval, they must have gotten better. But 11 is still a long way from a passing grade. To reach that congress has to introduce legislation that is so popular, so nonpart son, so totally unobservationable that the whole country could unite what are the odds. I rise to urge passage of hr 5739, the no Social Security for nazis act. laughter applause jon that will do. laughter the no Social Security for nazis act. A bill so uncontroversial congress didnt even have to hide it. Its true purpose behind a disingenuous make i made up name like pate roll act, or patriot act freedom bald eagle baseball am burger act. This seems pretty nondebatable. laughter so lets lets go to the debate. Social security is an earned benefit tha

COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart December 9, 2014

Good morning. Morning. [beep] your morning could use a hand. Taco bells steak and egg a. M. Crunchwrap with a hash brown inside. A whole breakfast in one hand. [bong] look, i am telling you that you are making a huge mistake. Eric cartman is the nsas worst nightmare. Not according to the central computer. The central computer is wrong. You need to change his status. Sorry, but if central computer says hes not a threat, then we cant do anything. Cant do anything . Youre the nsa. Theres 300 Million People out there. How do you think were able to keep track of every Single Person in the country . How do you think were able to really know whos doing what . I dont know. All right, ill show you, but this is very top security stuff, because if people knew how we did it, then everyone would do it. Then our enemies would do it. We cant let our enemies get their hands on this. Get their hands on what . [electronic beeping and buzzing] [mechanical whirring] dude. [ominous musical flourish] this i

COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart December 9, 2014

True a lot of times you say a ledge enary performer. This guy ask the legend of legends, norman lear is going to be joining us. cheers and applause jon boom, all in the family, jeffersons. But first, from time to time in the program i like to check in with congress. And when i tell you obviously like to check in, i mean force ourselves. While gagging. Congresss Approval Rating recently has surged from a pathetic 10 all the way up to yeah, 11 . laughter puts them right below explosive cruise ship diarrhea and right above time warner cable. laughter so 9 approval, they must have gotten better. But 11 is still a long way from a passing grade. To reach that congress has to introduce legislation that is so popular, so nonpart son, so totally unobservationable that the whole country could unite what are the odds. I rise to urge passage of hr 5739, the no Social Security for nazis act. laughter applause jon that will do. laughter the no Social Security for nazis act. A bill so uncontroversial

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