Family, jeffersons. But first, from time to time in the program i like to check in with congress. And when i tell you obviously like to check in, i mean force ourselves. While gagging. Congresss Approval Rating recently has surged from a pathetic 10 all the way up to yeah, 11 . laughter puts them right below explosive cruise ship diarrhea and right above time warner cable. laughter so 9 approval, they must have gotten better. But 11 is still a long way from a passing grade. To reach that congress has to introduce legislation that is so popular, so nonpart son, so totally unobservationable that the whole country could unite what are the odds. I rise to urge passage of hr 5739, the no Social Security for nazis act. laughter applause jon that will do. laughter the no Social Security for nazis act. A bill so uncontroversial congress didnt even have to hide it. Its true purpose behind a disingenuous make i made up name like pate roll act, or patriot act freedom bald eagle baseball am burger
Obviously like to check in, i mean force ourselves. While gagging. Congresss Approval Rating recently has surged from a pathetic 10 all the way up to yeah, 11 . laughter puts them right below explosive cruise ship diarrhea and right above time warner cable. laughter so 9 approval, they must have gotten better. But 11 is still a long way from a passing grade. To reach that congress has to introduce legislation that is so popular, so nonpart son, so totally unobservationable that the whole country could unite what are the odds. I rise to urge passage of hr 5739, the no Social Security for nazis act. laughter applause jon that will do. laughter the no Social Security for nazis act. A bill so uncontroversial congress didnt even have to hide it. Its true purpose behind a disingenuous make i made up name like pate roll act, or patriot act freedom bald eagle baseball am burger act. This seems pretty nondebatable. laughter so lets lets go to the debate. Social security is an earned benefit tha
Stephen colbert presents mr. Colbert goes to washington, d. C. A later legislator partisan is such sweet sorry. A colbert victory lap 2014. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the report welcome to the report thanks so much, everybody welcome to the report great to have me with you laughter tonights broadcast emanates from our nations capital. Theres electricity in the air. Can you feel it . cheers and applause i think its electricity. They just legalized pot here. cheers and applause last night, i got a contact high just walking down to street, and ended up in my hotel room bingewatching cspan. 2v well, i think it was cspan. It might have been my shower curtain. Were at beautiful George Washington university. cheers and applause George Washington university, of course, named for our first president , george university. laughter d. C. Has been the reports second home. A part of me will
Happen when this archie bunker character, this plainspoken, lovable bigot gets into American Television living rooms. What was the network worried about . What were you worried about . Well, the network was worried about it was 20 minutes before the show went on the air. Jon uhhuh. In new york, when i got a call that they were putting the show on the air. Because there was one line that they wished out. The bunkers are returning from church because he hated the sermon and he hated the pastor. And the kids have the house alone, mike and gloria and theyre going upstairs. They come in and interrupt that. And archie says, he gets what is happening, the meaning of what is happening. And he says 11 10 on a sunday morning. That was it. Jon oh, man. That had to come out. Now when i said why. They said it makes it very explicit. laughter the it makes it 11 10 on a sunday morning, that nails what theyre having. I said well, let that be. How about the fact that theyre married. Theyre going upstai
True a lot of times you say a ledge enary performer. This guy ask the legend of legends, norman lear is going to be joining us. cheers and applause jon boom, all in the family, jeffersons. But first, from time to time in the program i like to check in with congress. And when i tell you obviously like to check in, i mean force ourselves. While gagging. Congresss Approval Rating recently has surged from a pathetic 10 all the way up to yeah, 11 . laughter puts them right below explosive cruise ship diarrhea and right above time warner cable. laughter so 9 approval, they must have gotten better. But 11 is still a long way from a passing grade. To reach that congress has to introduce legislation that is so popular, so nonpart son, so totally unobservationable that the whole country could unite what are the odds. I rise to urge passage of hr 5739, the no Social Security for nazis act. laughter applause jon that will do. laughter the no Social Security for nazis act. A bill so uncontroversial