Embuzzler, the deductibowl cut, the i dread paying what i owe, and the mulletmepayless business in the front, bankrupt in the back. So come on into shady cuts today. We cut it right off so you can claim a writeoff. Warning there are limits to what we can hide. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, deductions. Stephen welcomes Mireya Villarreal and musical guest rex orange county, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in this building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen fantastic. Fantastic to be here, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Put the coffee down, dont want anybody to get burned. Weve had some fun with donald trump over the years. Weve laughed, weve cried, weve mostly cried. But every once in a while you get a troubling reminder that hes president. Lke this weekend when, to fill Ruth Bader Ginsbergs seat on the Supreme Court, trump nominated federal judge and inhouse atto
Sentence. You can feel that temperature sort of rising. I just had a reflexive moment where it was just basically pulling it out of my parental toolbox. Gentlemen gentlemen, the people at home cannot understand either one of you when you speak over each other. Reporter and, remember, sometimes its not something said, but sarah palins wink. How long have i been at this, like, five weeks . Reporter Donald Trumps looming stare or al gores size as he crept up. Check out the look on george w. Bushs face. Or his father caught looking at his watch, which emphasized that idea that he was out of touch with the cares of normal people. How has National Debt personally affected each of your lives. Reporter bushs answer didnt help. Well, im sure it has. I love my grandchildren how . There is a very interesting dynamic when candidates have to answer the questions of real people. Yeah. Its hard for them to dodge. Reporter in this first debate there will be a sole moderator asking questions, and while
The suspect in custody. What authorities are saying about him this morning. Deltas damage. The storms destructive path ripping down telephone poles, taking down trees and destroying homes. Its been tough. Rob is on the ground with Louisiana Residents picking up the pieces. This morning how the storm is still a threat. And flag on the play. The nfls crackdown on coaches, the increased penalties if masks arent worn when interacting with game officials and how breaking the rules could cost the game. Good morning, america. We are closing in on the final three weeks of the president ial race with President Trump recovering from covid, resuming Campaign Appearances and facing an uphill climb if the polls are correct. Overnight his doctors saying trump is no longer at risk of transmitting the coronavirus to others. Tomorrow hes scheduled to go to florida, johnstown, pennsylvania on tuesday and des moines, iowa on wednesday. Saturday on the lawn of the White House Trump supporters were require
Eve going faster than a closerollercoaster melania trump, are expected to pay their respects in the words love like yours will surely come my way of the white house, to the late to close permanently this year justice tomorrow at the Supreme Court, where she will be lying ahey, aheyhey nbcs senior legal investigative in repose. Of course, thats notable correspondent cynthi mcfadden traveled to [music playing] pennsylvania, a battleground because the president has state in the election for a already made it clear that hes not going to respect the fervent love like yours will surely come my way firsthand look wish, the words of ruth bader hey, sins ya cynthia, good ginsburg herself, that it would morning. Reporter good morning. Be the next president , the next we went to scranton, which is, of course, former Vice President president , who would ultimately bidens hometown you know, we went with a question determine who would replace her on the court. To soccer practices. The president is e
Trevor this is so unfair. Parrots just repeat what they hear, so if theyre cursing, its not their fault. Its the zookeepers fault for letting them watch the president ial debate. By the way, we hear the parrots cursing because they can learn english. You realize other animals are cursing all the time, too, right . Theyre all locked in prison. Thats what a zoo is, and they didnt even chit crimes. Every time you hear a lion roar, its another one going i want my ~bleep its the circle of life why is the zoo removing the parrots . Are you insane . This sounds by far like the best zoo you can go into. You know where i can see a bird that doesnt curse . Literally anywhere. I get you want to shield the children from it, make it an adults part of the zoo. Do you remember president obama, yeah, is nice guy america was with before she got catfished . Well for people who missed the 44th president of the United States, heres a way you can keep a little piece of him with you at all times. Rare items