Lets get to the news. Russian president Vladimir Putin reportedly had a disinfectant tunnel installed in his home to protect him from coronavirus and now we go live to President Trump so he can make fun of putin for being a snowflake. Seth huh, hes probably just thinking of a clever burn, you know well come back to him during his speech yesterday about police reform, President Trump falsely suggested that scientists have developed a vaccine for aids man, you know hes going to lie, but you never know where hes going with it or when its going to happen. Hell be giving a speech on tax cuts and throw in by the way, cell phones can get you pregnant anyway, back to the thing. Thats right President Trump falsely suggested that scientists have developed a vaccine for aids though, keep in mind, this is the same guy who asked bill gates the difference between hiv and hpv twice. So hes definitely confusing it with something else. Aches, maybe its not really a vaccine, but i take advil when i have
Read their bibles. Oh, i dont know, between the plague and the false idol next to you, i think the bible is going to feel redundant. After social media users accused Jeanine Pirro of being intoxicated during an athome broadcast of her show on saturday, fox news has released a statement blaming and if i remember correctly from my bartending days, a technical difficulty is one part gin, one part vodka and a splash of grenadine. The u. S. Navy hospital ship usns comfort arrived in new york yesterday to help treat patients during the coronavirus outbreak and immediately started attracting some future ones. What are you doing its like ever since the m m store closed, new yorks dumbest people dont know where to hang out. President trump said yesterday that the United States has tested 1 Million People for the coronavirus. Even more impressive, weve used a test that trump created himself. According to reports, white house aides have instructed health and Human Services secretary alex azar not
Questions like, why has no one responded to my birthday evite . [ light laughter ] real easy, you just click yes or no [ light laughter ] a 30foothigh portion of president trumps border wall blew over yesterday and fell into mexico. [ laughter ] man, thats how rough things are right now. Even trumps wall is leaving the country. [ laughter and applause the New York Times [ cheers and applause the New York Times launched a quiz today to match readers with the democratic president ial candidates apparently, john delaney took the quiz and even he didnt get john delaney [ laughter ] the Border Patrol announced yesterday that it has discovered a 4,000 footlong tunnel going from mexico to the u. S. Which is 70 feet below ground and has a ventilation system, electrical cables, an elevator and rails for moving items said new yorkers, does it go to brooklyn . [ laughter and applause sounds amazing [ cheers and applause can we get that . Commerce secretary wilbur ross, this morning, claimed that
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause welcome everybody, welcome please, have a seat, have a seat welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thats it. You mat, youre here, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for coming here, tonight show studio 6b here in new york city you guys, it was 90 degrees today in new york city 90 [ cheers ] right now every guy in your office who wears shorts year round is like well, well, well, now whos the weirdo. [ laughter ] thats right it was 90 degrees today here in new york it was brutal out there on the sidewalk people were spritzing themselves with Pumpkin Spice lattes [ light laughter ] i saw, yeah it was so hot i saw a hot dog vendor fanning himself with Health Code Violations [ laughter ] steve really [ laughter ] Health Code Violations [ laughter ] jimmy it was so hot, President Trump wasnt the only thing melting down thats how hot it was. [ laught
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