M. Night shyamalan and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1162 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you, everybody thank you so much. And welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home thank you for being here you guys, my guest tonight is john legend. [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy john has won an oscar, a tony, an emmy, a grammy, and he was just named people magazines sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause even more impressive, his uber passenger rating is six. [ laughter ] i mean, wow. He must give his driver mints. Hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy friday if you think youre relieved that this weeks over, imagine how the president feels. [ light laughter ] what a week. We had impeachment hearings. We had a democratic debate Ariana Grande endorsed Bernie Sanders and yet all anybody will remember is that someone farted on
They are done with it. This elf on the shelf is like the fbi watching them at all times. My daughter jane is 5 now. Shes very focussed on the elf. We have to move him around at night, she says where does the elf go every night. And my wife says he goes home to the north pole to tell santa what he saw. Am s and she says how does he go all the way back there and then back here for morning. And then she said, am i supposed to believe everything . Things are hard to believe. In washington tonight, they are decorating the halls of congress as we celebrate impeachment eve. Tomorrow the house will vote to presumably impeach donald trump. If i worked at the white house, i would definitely call in sick tomorrow. Id be like, oh, i feel something coming on. Republicans continue to insist theres nothing illegal about the illegal things the president did. Theyre doubling down on conspiracy theories, distraction techniques. Theyre demanding to know the identity of joe bidens secret santa. Its gotten
Look at you guys look at you guys very small sad. [ laughter ] here, hold my mangoagogo. Take my santa, hello is that you, mr. President . Of course, it is. Look, i dont have much time i ditched eric and don jr. At the disney store wont be long until they realize the thor beanbag chair i left them on isnt their real dad. [ laughter ] you came to the mall just to see santa . Thats right. Tomorrow is the big Impeachment Vote people are saying that all i can do is pray but why pray when i can come straight to you, jesus dad . Oh, im not im not. [ laughter and applause besides, i love malls, i really do. The sights, the sounds, the szechuan samples [ laughter ] but even here, i cant escape the democrats. [ laughter ] theyre very mean, santa theyre very mean. Theyre very nasty [ laughter ] theyre very nasty theyre very nasty people. They do nasty thing. They want to impeach me just like clinton and nixon and prancer and vixon. [ laughter ] but that would be very humiliating and the only per
Dua lipa musical guest, james blake anfeaturing the legendary roots crew questlove 1178 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. [ cheers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. Thank you for watching [ cheers and applause guys, theres so much going on right now. Today the president of the United States was impeached. Over in Russia Vladimir Putin is about to have his big yearend press conference. [ laughter ] the Movie Star Wars rise of skywalker comes out tomorrow. And a man at a nashville airport got busted with 84 pounds of weed wrapped like christmas presents [ laughter ] theres a lot to go over lets just jump in and cover it all at once. Its time for a news smash. [ cheers and applause jimmy first, President Trump got impeached today and hes not happy about it. He wrote an angry letter, sent hundreds of tweets, and shouted at his staff h
Breaking overnight. The First American victims that volcano disaster in new zealand identified as teenage brothers from chicago. Their parents still missing. This morning, inside the risky effort launched to retrieve the remains victims from that still active island. Hate crimes. New details emerge about the gunman in a deadly attac jewish Grocery Store in new jersey. Police releasing new Surveillance Video of the incident as thousands come together for the first funerals overnight. Those stories, plus ring terror. I dont know who you are. Im santa claus the disturbing hacking of a Home Security camera inside a little girls bedroom. Close call. Harrowing video of a man coming to the rescue of a neighbors dog after its leash was caught in an elevator. And today exclusive. A peloton the woman at the center of the most controversy holiday ad in years. Im excited. Whats her take on all the commotion . Shell tell us in her first interview today thursday, december 12, 2019. Announcer fr stud