Very slowly. So stay vigilant, america. Antifa fake teeth, fake hips, real danger. Ive fallen, and ill kill you all its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight give peace some chants plus, stephen welcomes Emmanuel Acho and Chris Wallace. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen its going to be great. Its going to be three weeks of just you and me and no kids. laughter ready . Im ready on right now. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. All over america, millions of people are still marching to protest the murder of george floyd by Minneapolis Police and Police Brutality in black communities nationwide. Over the weekend, we saw massive turnouts in cities like los angeles, washington, d. C. , and philadelphia. That last one is particularly inspiring. Because usually when you see a crowd that big in philadelphia, theyre throwing batteries at the right fielder. Protests have also been a daily occurrenc
Ordered sushi from sugarfish. But in between ordering and delivery, we got nervous. And decided to microwave it. Microwave sushi is kind of disgusting. Yeah, kind of. Who could have ever guessed raw fish in the microwave wouldnt be good . In las vegas, some hotels and casinos are open for business. With precautions in place. For instance this gentleman came ready for video poker with a mask glove cigarettes hes smoking under the mask. No one has ever cared more and less about his health at the same time. They should put this in one of those do your vegas commercials. Pump up the glamour. The president is excited that things are opening up. Buoyed by what he claims is big demand trump could be back on the rally trail as early as next week. To bask in the glow of his fans coronavirus be damned. If hes gonna do this, he should be required to shake everyones hand. Everyone who shows up, he should have to rub his sweaty little nubs on every maga hatter who wants to meet him. All he wants is
Jokes behind a desk while he listen to squirrels bang through the thin attic walls you know what . I might go for it. I might go for it, guys. Lets get to the news. President trump tweeted this morning, quote, buffalo protester shoved by police could be an antifa provocateur 75 yearold Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan Police Communications in order to black out the equipment. I watched. He fell harder than was pushed was aiming scanner could be a setup . Oh, my god whats wrong with you . You tweeted that thats not for twitter that kind of insanity clearly belongs on facebook. You know what this means for the next few days all 52 republican senators are going to be hiding in trumps bunker. Oh, we cant see tweets down here too dark i didnt see it House Democrats and Speaker Nancy Pelosi kneeled for 8 minutes and 46 seconds in a show of solidarity with protesters and im not sure thats the answer if this was their halloween costume, theyd be banned from the school year
Because while the movement in the street has been building up steam, democrats in washington have been scrambling to respond. But yesterday, i think they figured it out. With some were not a fan of the colorfucolorful kente scarf turt into a political prop. Trevor okay i understand the symbol symbolic gesture of kneeling to remember george floyd. What i dont understand is why they had to dress like extras from coming to america 2. A lot of people were confused about why democrats wore african cloth to talk about george floyd and Police Brutality. It felt as if they were trying too hard. But im just glad they managed to talk nancy pelosi down from the original outfit she planned. A step too far. And, look, however much you want to blame nancy pelosi and the democrats for doing this, we also have to assign some of the blame to the african store owner who knew full well that no good can come from one white person buying 50 kente cloths. No, nancy, you have to trust me. The more kente you
Tonights episode is specific for you you. Yeah, you bryan. I see you. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor all right, before we get into the conversation thats happening among activists and everyone in america, lets catch up with the ongoing conversation in washington. Because while the movement in the street has been building up steam, democrats in washington have been scrambling to respond. But yesterday, i think they figured it out. With some were not a fan of the colorfucolorful kente scarf turt into a political prop. Trevor okay i understand the symbol symbolic gesture of kneeling to remember george floyd. What i dont understand is why they had to dress like extras from coming to america 2. A lot of people were confused about why democrats wore african cloth to talk about george floyd and Police Brutality. It felt as if they