jimmy: people wonder if i m for real. when i m walking the streets like this, people don t know if i m selling drugs to fox talent or i am fox talent. obviously it s both. greg: i wouldn t go that far. rob: that s a great jacket. and looked really good on judge jeanine. love it. greg: pow. kat, are you excited for the snow white remake? kat: i don t get excited for anything. i was they keep doing remakes, it s funny they said that they consulted with the dwarf community, the dwarfism community. did you? because, i mean greg: no one called me kat: true. but also like i m sure there s some people who would not care. it s not like that s a monolith i can group right? some people as dwarfs are like i don t give a [bleep] i m trying to go to work right now.
mollie: it was kansas city. greg: kansas city? mollie: yeah. greg: every city s going to hell rob. rob: to be fair it didn t rappel the bullets. the bullet still greg: hit her. rob: entered her, it s just that the strength of the fabric held whatever was going to come tumbling out in, including, i guess, blood. i mean, i don t really understand the physics of it except i feel like it s probably, you know, there are other things you can do in your life to keep from getting shot four times on new year s eve. but what i love about it is when she said look, you can call it fate, you can call it jesus, but i m going to call it kim. oh, wow. rob: and i keel feel like every single thing wrong with america today is in that sentence right there. like if you ever want to know everything s wrong? you can call it fate you can call it jesus. greg: imagine you re on shark tank facing kevin oh lurie.
or there this unlikely trio prove love can work out anywhere. find out this summer in continental breakfast [cheers and applause]. greg: you don t need people. but if hollywood s looking for love they ve come to the wrong school board meeting. regular people are tired of being talked down to about their beliefs, their jobs and most of all how they raise their dwarves. period! greg: let s welcome tonight s guests. whether it s radio, standup or driving a cab, people say he stinks. host of fox across america, jimmy failla! [cheers and applause] greg: she s my favorite mollie that s still legal. editor in chief of the federalist, mollie hemingway! [cheers and applause] greg: he s got the makings of a star, because he s 10%
greg: it s not even his own age it s 65 but they don t even do that kat: maybe if he sends all the women home and runs off with a producer in her 20s, then it would be reality. greg: that s exactly what s going to ham. all the dating shows something happens where somebody hooks up with somebody on the crew kat: the shows are going on all these fancy helicopter dates and goes back home and date night half price apps at applebees, i m into that but sometimes the magic is gone. greg: all the dating show does the same thing, really extreme dates with great romance, and they never do the boring date, it s true, next thing you know he s giving you a monogrammed life alert. rob: so what s the boring date? he accompanies her to her doctor s appointment. greg: exactly. let me talk to him, i know what s going on. rob: i ll help you get your social security stuff straightened out. give me all the receipts.
anyone at fox decided to wear a tank top and then just didn t mention anything about it and see how long it takes to notice. greg: nobody goes to the office anymore. can t tell them what to wear. jimmy: i have two things. shorts are fine in the office if you work at the zoo, you shouldn t wear them anywhere else. the wall street journal shouldn t be pushing shorts on anybody, you re an investment firm. you know who wore shorts? sam bankman-fried. like if you re investing with a guy in shorts he s robbing you. rob: i love that the guy dressed like that has standards. greg: this is good. rob: keep going, pretty soon you ll see and also the pink t-shirt s not working. jimmy: it s more of a jacksonville vice look. i m not cute enough for miami but i didn t know i was going to be on with kenny roger s dad. greg: there you go.