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Look at the online scams from overseas that are costing americans billions of dollars. Must be heartbreaking for you to watch that. Absolutely. Its shocking. Norah the Cbs Evening news starts now. Good evening. Im norah odonnell, and thank you for being with us. Tonight, we are tracking tropical Storm Helene as It Churns and strengthens over the warm waters of the caribbean. We are about 48 hours away from landfall, but the Gulf Coast of florida is bracing for a direct hit. Possibly as a major category 3 hurricane, with winds well over 100 miles per hour and a possible 15foot Storm Surge. That would be the strongest Hurricane America has seen this year, which is why Floridas Governor and President Biden have already declared a State Of Emergency and mandatory evacuations are underway in several lowlying counties. And while florida is expected to bear the brunt of the storm, the entire southeast of the u. S. Could feel the impact. Cbss Lonnie Quinn is tracking helene, and he is going to
Crisis in our country. Also tonight, israel and hezbollah edge towards fullscale war. I m chris livesy in tel aviv. New cbs polling shows vice president harris making gains, but the fight with trump in battleground states a dead heat. Looming strike. East coast workers set to idle ports. I m tim nicholas in jersey city, new jersey. How a potential strike involving tens of thousands of dock workers could affect the consumers supply chain. Plus, fall is here. In utah, the leaves are turning. Why it will still feel like summer in many states. And later, it s allaboard in oregon. We head to a beloved park chugging along for 70 years. I m danya bacchus in oregon, where these small locomotives are taking train enthusiasts of all ages on unforgettable rides. Why do you keep coming back? because he loves trains. Reporter: this is the cbs weekend news from new york with jericka duncan. Good evening and thank you so much for joining us on this sunday. We begin tonight in birmingham, alabama, si