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Party down the street and it is keeping everyone awake. What do neighbors do . They call Law Enforcement because its too noisy. Is just like a noise ordinance. Any more than six people over for turkey could be big fines or jail time. Yes or going to rot in prison, catch culvert and die. Good stuff cates. Some officers that they will refuse to knock on any doors. Same goes here in new york where a handful of sheriffs have publicly said they will not a big governor Andrew Cuomos lockdown orders. And boy is andy furious. In california people are protesting all over the golden state. And in the streets over Gavin Newsoms strict new curfew. He got to stay home from 10 00 p. M. Until 5 00 a. M. Or it is lights out sally pay less or walking your dog or grabbing a frozen dinner from the grocery store. In a few minutes ill talk to a los angeles Restaurant Owner who is getting killed by all the rules there. It is awful. But at the end of the day its about freedom and individuals. We have to be s
This surge in pieces of code 19 im coughing, its good to have you with us. America is strongest when it works with its allies. Those were the words of joe biden, just a few moments ago as he formally introduced some of the top picks for his incoming administration. The u. S. President elect is said that his team will lead by the power of example. Is a team that will keep our country and our people safe and secure. And its a team that reflects the fact that america is back ready to lead the world. Not retreat from it. Once again, sit at the head of the table, ready to confront our adversaries, and not reject our allies ready to stand up for our values. And then went on to introduce his National Security team underlining their years and decades of experience. And he said, diplomacy and mole time, lateral lism are back. Former secretary of state john kerry, he will be taking on a new post as special envoy for the climate in for sizing. Bidens commitment to the environment in fighting glob
So what could go wrong. [laughter]. Thank you. Thank you for coming and we have a lot of people here today. As you probably recognize by now, we have to socially distance and follow other sorts of guidelines and regulations today. So thank you for your patience. And thank you for following those. We have here today with us Jeffrey Sutton, its an honor to have him here. Fluid last night right through the storm. So we are grateful that he got here safely and that we are able to have this event today. Jeffrey sutton is a judge for the sixth circuit where he serves since 2003 news nominated by george w. Bush. His former general of ohio, in private practice, and is clerked for several judges including Justice Antonin Scalia as essential gives new book targeted so todays event, the essential scalia. That is the new book that he edited another friend of ours who has been here not too long ago and also talked about another scalia book brightest of all about scullion in this chapter. It and Jef