I yes, It appears theres no arbate around my appeal. Happy wednesday, everyone. So people are accusIng last NIghts Debate moderators of teamIng Uy Wednesp Trump whIe lettIng kamalas slIde. Trueator, trump was constantly under attack by the moderators. So much so youd thInk were workIng from a slanted Roofyo Belt lIke an ambush. You knowd than, wIth Kamala Ande moderators jumpIng all over trump. I havent seenlIke three on one. That dIsturbIng sInce I was at that golden gIrls trump afterparty. I just watched It. Its what I lIke to do. Understandably, the moderators were heavIly crItIcIzed for theIr bIas. TheIr DavId MuIr seemed completely crmoved by the crItIquesbI. In a bIased factcheck of trump, muIr claImed crIme Is usIng dIscredIted data from the fbI. Wow. DavId so gullIble, he probably stIll belIeves those photos I took them really were for a charIty calendar act. Jokes on you. MeanwhIle, Kamala HarrIs referred to january sIx as the greatest attack on amerIcan democracy sInce the cI
Tony orlanDo. Hes hung lIke, wow. Sorry. Happy monDay, everyone. So as Kamala HarrIs prepares for tomorrows Debatmorrowse, R AIDe to HIllary ClInton Is playIng trump In Mockern Isys rehearsals. So If harrIs loses anD that guy goes mIssInges, know who to blae. Bum not sayIng she kIlls kIlls people, but Im not notno sayIng It. Now, The Debate Is planneD for 90 mInutes, whIch gIves Kamalas HusbanD whIch enough tIme to knock up three nannIes. MeanwhIle, DonalD Trump Is busy tryIng to make Kamala Feel at home by also knockIng up a nannhome bg upy. The Debate Is expecteDs to feature two commercIal breaks, one break to take Kamalas WIne OrDebreak Tor AnDh other to take her seconD wInere orDer. NancY PelosI claIms that trump mIght skIp The DebatmIght gee, k I know cowarDIce when I see It. True, Its the Fear She Seese sz In her husbanDs eyes when she puts on a one pIec here. Hey, you DIsgust me. One challenge for Kamala Pollsters claImD Amon HarrIs fallIng behInD among male voters In key states
Yes. I feel like willie brown. Yeah, its begun. Happy tuesda gy. So San Francisco 49 ers player Ricky Pearsall Will Missg at least four games after being shot during an Bey Whereasobber the Detroit Lions call it the off season. Kamala harris is being called out for wearing Headphonest Ason and holding Hel Phone up to her ear. It hit spike wearing a belt and suspenders this to avoid The Press while boarding Air T Avrce two. What do you think she could be listening to that wass on Soi Importanngt . How to act like a normal human being. Audio book. Chapter one remember occurred comes after a noun. A noun is a person, place or thing. A verb is a word to describe action. And whatever you do, keep your husband away from that. End of chapter one. Yeah. Hep in narnia. Who hasnt . Meanwhile camilla is being accused of using a fake accent while giving a speech in detroit. Worse, after giving a speech in pittsburg speech, president is being accused of using englisburgh. But you have to give Kamal
Happy Labor Day, everyone. Kat timpf greg and the rest of the gang are all off today, so i. I would check in to see how youre doing. That good, huh . Thats great. Im so happy to hear that. Anyway, we had some fantastic shows this summer with some really great guests and its always tough to pick some of the best segments, but lets try it anyway. Enjoy. According to a report, President Biden is angry at Nancy Pelosi for ushering him out the door, but he understands why she didnt do it Face To face since hers was out for repairs. Cheap shot in under five weeks. Judge marchan will sentence Donald Trump and the president ial nominee could go to jail. On the bright side, if trump wears an orange jumpsuit, Hell Look naked. The World Health Organization has declared a global emergency due to monkeypox and recommends that until this blows over. You should only have with orangutans. Look it out. My name will give you a monkeypox. Astronauts still marooned on the international Space Station and.
I know. I know. I. All right. Yes, i know. I ve bee wn working out. That it s friday, so you know what that means. Let s welcome tonight ms. He looks like the guy who stolej your underwear in fifth grade. Comedian jim naughtoimn. The only thing that can him is that very powerful magnet, fox news contributor. Johnny, joeyg , joe june. A baby shower and hopefully a nice hot bath. New york times best selling hot contributor gets it. And a goodyear tire wasd ear his teethingti ring. New york times best selling author, comedian for random. I need to take a break. Okay. S. We get to some news stories. Let s do this. Greg s leftovers. Lmm. All right, so these are thekes leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t we use this week. And as always, it s my first time reading them, so theyre am skin. Joe mackey running around in maple sirup and feed him to fire ants. White but why? look how wide i am i compare d to my makeup than white. A long time boss. I knowa long t. So this week the tsa