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Happy thursday, everybody. Yous him just settle down,av you savages. Kamala harris made a Campaign Stop at an Abortionfo Clinic Today where the staff told her it wa is too late. Thank you. On tuesday, special prosecutor Robert Hunter defended his decision not to charge joe bidens ghostwriter for deleting Interview Recordings with the president , since its the pre fi time a ghostwriter had worked with an actual ghostteh. Americans are being warned about a second wave of venezuelan gangs coming over the border as Anothe Abowaver 100 inmates have been released from prison. In response, the u. Sn reed. Wile sending some of our worst vene. Ezuela back in your face, researchers have come up with a list lis the 100 most obese cities in the country. Topping the list were mcallen, texas. Jackson, mississippi. And stelter ville, new jersey. Never, Never Shoehorn Him in anywhere. The white house claims their plan to borrow 16 trillion over the next ten years is fiscally responsewi able. Whats als
Everyone, i am Laura Ingraham and this is the ingraham angle. Thank you for being with us tonight. Tonight, what happens when rats are whacked out on read . Billy The Exterminator is herv how to protect your family, believe it or not but first, they are coming to america. That is the focus of tonight angle. He made his agenda clear back in 2019. No Making Migrants wait Toleas Mexico any longer. E, the return of catch and release, open borders, and of course, i more refugees. Will reverse trumps detrimental asylum policies. It rates are targeted for refugees to a level commensurate with our responsibility. I will review the protective status with the population ripped apart by violence and disasters, including venezuelans and haitians. Lauraar and l come almost five years later because of a bidens pro migrant fanaticism,d venezuela and haiti are Usingzu American as a Dumping Ground for their problems. Venezuelan gangs like notorious are flooding the border and committing horrific crimes
Of the union. And what that says about the race ahead also tonight with three days to spare the former president comes out with the nearly 92 million in dollar bond in one civil case. Well tell you how he did it and the question is, can he do the same for the other nearly half a billiondollar judgment and a day after President Biden committed to building a port to bring aid in the gaza, look at just how long that might take in corresponded course awards, confrontation with israeli is trying to block any aid from getting in. Good evening. Thanks for joining us. We begin tonight, keeping them honest with how President Biden and the man last night he called my predecessor spent their day after the State Of The Union. It was a study of contrasts President Biden went on the Campaign Trail speaking this evening at a suburban philadelphia middle school, hitting many of the themes he laid out last night. But with one difference, he named his opponent donald trump with the maga republicans are