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the republican presidential nomination is almost here. we re going to win the iowa caucuses and then we re goinr.gu to crush crooked joe biden next november. tonight, former president trump will address the most pressing issues facing the nation, the starting on the debt of our issug the border,ebt of our getting rid of the woke ideology, but a gauntletgetting of legal perils hovers over his campaign. they re not after me the. not after me thereafter you. there s no confusion about who trump is while his leadingo cono rivals unleash attacks. he s running on a lot of the things he to do in 2016 but then did not do. chaosised follows. . and we can t be a country in disarray. an tfive days from the pivotaldi first in the nation caucuses, sarrthe path crowningnomine the republican nominee starts here. i m goine g to be there.ther we re all going to be there together and we re going to be first. e. st in thyou re first in the natn because of me, but we re going to be america f
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Oh, yeah. Yes. Okay. Stop undressing me with your eyes. Happy wednesday, everyone. Well, the Republican National committees headquarters was evacuated after receiving a packag e to donald trump containing two vials of bloodse. Theyve already eliminated suspects who no longer have. The Commerce Department has that it wants to add a million women to the constructiowantn industry. That or jusn cot eight guys. Yeah, its funny. A brewery in the u. K. Is being forced to shut down its websit e after selling a beer in honor of osama bin laden. It they should have sold vodka instead. That way, everyone Coulde Shoulr the terrorists with a shot to the face in nice. So they laughed at the setup, but not the punchline. A nigerian woman created worlds widest wig at almost 12 feet in width. But is it for sale . Whit asked one man. Illinois politicians aimey want to change the word offender to justice, impactingdual the individual. But in a related story, illinois ill taxpayers want to change the word