We have years of experience prosecuting imaginary voter fraud. Even with zero evidence, we will prove you lost because of glitches, not enough observers, too many observers, counted illegal votes, counted legal votes, sharpies werent allowed, sharpies were allowed, vote written on a sandwich, youre a terrible candidate, dead people voted, not enough dead people voted, and people voted. But dont take my word for it, listen to these satisfied customers. translated roger cornsworth is my lawyer for life because he made me president for life. translated i received two votes from my uncle one from him and the other from the dog i fed him to. translated if it wasnt for roger cornsworth, filipinos would be parading through the streets with my liver on the stick. We wont stop til your democracy is a pile of ash and your ego is soothed call today if you want power thats a cinchely call the attorneys cornsworth and pinchley 1800coupcoupcachoo announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonig
Airpods and hope he doesnt shove us into an oncoming train. [ laughter ] even with all this tension, trump has not lost his sense of humor. For instance, this morning he tweeted, we will win. [ laughter ] which is funny. We have a reality show host who will not accept reality. How pleased with himself is Vladimir Putin right now . That 2 million rubles or whatever he put into interfering in the election in 2016 . What a payoff. Might be the greatest investment of all time. Its like he hit the destroy america lotto. Republicans are handling the president with kid gloves, because those are the only gloves that fit him. [ laughter ] i have to say, im less disgusted with our toddlerinchief throwing his oatmeal than i am at the Republican Congress going along with this. The baby is right that oatmeal should go on the wall, hes within his rights to throw it on the wall. We need to let the process of oatmealflinging play out. [ laughter ] only a handful of prominent republicans have acknowled
From Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests vince vaughn Lorraine Bracco, musical guest Gus Dapperton, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, hears your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh oh, my goodness. Oh thank you so much. Oh, hello. Oh, my goodness. Thank you. Oh, no, please no, no, no, oh, no, no, no oh, no, no, no no oh, my goodness. Wow its been so long since i saw you guys oh, my gosh. Thank you so much for tuning in, watching the tonight show. Here we are, from new york city. Yeah, the tonight show. Thank you for watching [ cheers and applause guys, lets get to the news and jokes. Well, its been four days now, and i think we need to operation warp speed president trumps concession speech. [ laughter ] what a time this is. The president has gone from firing people on reality tv to denying the reality that hes fired. [ laughter ] yep, trump just doesnt know when its
Ahead, reassuring the country that President Trumps refusal to concede wont derail the transition. I just think its an embarrassment, quite frankly. Hurricane watch. Eta on the move. Hardhit florida bracing for whiplash as the storm intensifies expected to make landfall again. Ginger tracking the path this morning. Sting operation. An alarming discovery in the hunt for murder hornets. Experts reveal what they found in that first nest uncovered in the u. S. Hundreds still alive and as many as 200 queens. What it means for the race to stop their spread. Also this morning, new details about Lori Loughlins life behind bars as she prepares to enter the general population after quarantining. And is her tv comeback already in the works for when shes released . Cant touch this and a hop and a skip. Cant touch this to a hole in one. A legendary shot at the masters. Whats being called the greatest golf shot youll ever see. My, my, my yes, were marveling at that shot as well. I could have done th
Thanksgiving. Power play, the government marshalling the federal government to hang on and president elect biden brushing it off. I just think its an embarrassment, quite frankly. Just ahead, how long can republicans go without evidence of widespread fraud . Some in the Republican Party raising National Security concerns as the president shakes up the pentagon. On life support . The Supreme Court at last hears arguments on the effort to throw out obamacare. This morning the signals from justices, the most conservative court in a generation may leave the law in place. Breaking overnight, hurricane watch is issued for parts of the gulf coast as eta shifts and turns back towards florida. Millions now bracing for a second landfall. This morning, the timing track of the dangerous storm. All that plus out of this world. From the first steps on the moon to the very first selfie in space. The rare photos from nasas golden age now going up for auction. And best golf shot ever . Jon rahm skipped