cheers and applause larry yes thank you very much thank you thank you youre so kind thank you so much thanks, i appreciate it such a great cowed welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Such a great crowd. Audra mcdonald on the show tonight. Im very excited about that. cheers and applause so talented. One of the most talented people ever. Sure. By the way first off, i want to show you something remarkable a rare moment of unanimous bipartisanship in the u. S. Senate. Anchor the Senate Unanimously passed a measure removing offensive terms such as oriental from federal law. Larry oriental . That term is still used in federal law . I can see why that was a unanimous decision trumpet playing taps oh, hey. Guys. Whats up . Bobby we lost another one. Were here to pay our respects. Benari damn p. C. Police, we cant have any fun anymore. Jack so, larry, if you dont mind, we would like to retire this word by hoisting it up into the rafters. Bobby it served us well for a long time. taps pl
The man packed so much crazy into one week that our show tonight will be four hours. laughter someone tell hardwick were going long. So lets get started. Time for the unblackening. All right, nice version of that. Very nice. laughter trump started his week by criticizing the muslim family of a u. S. War hero. He then doubled down on his insults. He then k. F. C. Doubled down on his insults. Seriously, eating k. F. C. With a knife and fork is no way to honor a fallen american colonel. I said it. I said it. applause okay . Thank you. And as if offensive comments and petty tweets about the khan family didnt show enough disrespect for our military, just look what happened on tuesday when he got this fun new gadget. During a rally in virginia yesterday, trump said that he was handed a purple heart from a retired officer who supported him. Trump i said, man thats like thats like big stuff. I always wanted to get the purple heart. This was much easier. audience reacts larry this was much easi
Were done. Our final night in cleveland, the Republican National convention is over, and at this rate, pretty soon, the country will also be over. Yesterday, donald trump spent his entire 75minute speech pitching a horror movie about how a fictional america is a place where you should be afraid of everything. We had a whole show planned about trump, you know. We had him in, like, a jason mask, and we had all these jokes about that. But then a few hours ago, were, like, bleep it. Yeah. Yeah, to be honest with you, we always talk about trump, all of us. The guy says anything, and its news. He farts from his mouth and we talk about it for hours what do you think that smell means . But the convention is over. He said what he needed. Later on in the show well break down how much bull bleep he spoke, but for now lets talk about something else. Because it was easy to forget this week that while this bleep show was going on, other things were happening in the world. The british appointed their
motorcycle approaching ahhh. Got one of those for me . Nice try, you little creep. Mr. Buttermaker. Mr. Buttermaker. Youre late. I got held up, sorry about that. Are you drinking . Oh, hell, no. Thats, uh. Nonalcoholic. Im drivin, you know. laughs oh. Im so sorry. You hear that, toby . Drinking and driving dont mix. Thats right. Stay away from crack too. One hit of that stuff, and you wake up in prison married to some guy named big blue, and hes branding his initials in your ass with a hot coat hanger. I knew a guy. Uh uh uh, yes, crack. Is bad too. Yeah, i know, mom. But we are really excited to have you do this, and tobys really excited to play. Arent ya, honey . Uhhuh. Between his trumpet lessons, photo club, boy scouts and swimming, this is his favorite, isnt it, honey . Can you believe they tried to keep these kids out of the league . All kids should be able to play baseball, no matter what their skills. Well, i think they heard me loud and clear. All that aside, forget i filed th
[cheers and applause] trevor thank you, so much, everybody. Thank you, so much. Welcome to the daily show im trevor noah coming to live from philadelphia. This is it, ladies and gentlemen. Moments ago Hillary Clinton officially accepted the nomination as president of the United States. This is it. Exciting. She made history as the first zayn person nominated for president this year. Now we will get into the highlights of hillarys speech in a moment. One of the moving moments came earlier from the parents of a muslim army captain who gave his life fighting in iraq. Donald trump, consistently smears the character of muslims. Donald trump, youre asking americans to trust you with their future. Let me ask you, have you even read the United States constitution . [cheers and applause] i will, i will gladly lend you my copy. [cheers and applause] trevor no, no, no. What are you doing . He hates those two things the most, muslims and reading. No. After more speeches and a beautiful katy perry