Jimmy no, i love you i love all of you. Nice to see you. We love you. We love you, welcome welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause welcome to the show. Relax, hang out, welcome guys, it is Teacher Appreciation day [ cheers and applause and our entire audience is filled with new york city schoolteachers right now [ cheers and applause look at that but before we get started, if i see any of you playing fortnite, im taking your phone. [ laughter and applause dont you dare yeah, for te [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy i knew that would work steve thats a loaded one. Jimmy i knew that would work but we have a great show for you tonight. Amy poehler is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy she stars and directs the new movie wine country. Or as my audience calls that, the teachers lounge [ cheers and applause well this is cool. Today a lot of businesses had deals to cele
All that, plus, wild weather. Damaging tornadoes and new flooding fears in the south and midwest, and the threat is moving east today. Online outrage. I have a little getting even to do. O. J. Simpson joins twitter and sets off a fire storm. And cinderella story. Got it pga veteran Gary Woodland stunned the golf world, winning the u. S. Open, his first major championship. The inspirational words from a remarkable, young fan that helped carry him to victory today, monday, june 17th, 2019. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with Savannah Guthrie and hoda kotb, live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to today. Nice to have you with us on a monday morning. Lots of folks are checking the dial, wait, lester holt on a monday morning . You didnt oversleep. It is good to be here. I did this weekends for 12 years. I come today, and im like, where do you go for makeup . There are all these hours before noon and you have to be awake for all of them. I know. I
Join me in loving him. Mwawwww all right. Hugs and kisses to robert and chris and to all of you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thats it thats it. Thats it thats it. Goodnight goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, goodnight. Thank you for being such a fantastic audience. Thank you so much. Thank you. Get home safely tonight. And i cant reiterate this enough, love yourself. Love yourself. Love yourself. Love yourself. You are worthy of that love. You are worthy of that love. God bless you guys. Have a great night. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out lets do it lets do it im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is the the managing director of the International Monetary fund and yes, that is as important as it sounds Christine Lagarde is joining us cheers and applause also on tonights show, o. J. Simpson
Since this bronco chase. And top climber. The youngest champion to conquer one of the most challenging climbs in the world. But first, the nightline 5. Good evening. Thank you for joining us. President trump is set to officially launch his bid for reelection tomorrow. You no, abc news has an unprecedented look inside his world, embedding with him for 30 hours in the white house and on the campaign trail, showing a side of the president that few have seen before. Mr. President. Mr. President , could you reporter its a rare inside look at the 45th president. Abc news had exclusive access over two days. A welcome surprise for reporters whom hes called the enemy of the people. Hello, folks. How are you . Hi, george. Reporter our chief anchor george stephanopoulos. There from the moment the president began his day. Good morning, mr. President. How are you . Reporter to the very end. With some very candid moments in between. At some point i hope they get it because its a phenomenal its a fan
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