From the year 2016. Whatever. Talk to the hand. Stephen no, i really am you from 2016. Wait. Did you say 2060 . Stephen no, 2016. What happened to our face . Were we in an accident or something . Youve got to moisturize. Stephen i just i need all your bill clinton jokes. What . Why would you need clinton jokeses in the year 2016 . Stephen its impossible to explain. You would never understand. Hillarys running for president . Stephen yes. Okay, heres one. Ive just written it but theres no way it would still work 20 years from now. How are clinton scandals like pokey mon . Youll never catch them all. Stephen yes tonight, stephen welcomes jeff daniels. Bassem youseff. And aurora. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 Democratic National convincing. Death. Taxes. Hillary. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thank you, sir. Thank you, jon. Hey Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thats
Tonight stephen welcomes senator Elizabeth Warren, Billy Eichner, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 Republican National convention starring donald trump as the Republican Party nominee. cheers and applause stephen thank you cheers and applause audience chanting stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much. cheers and applause feels good wow welcome to the late show coming to you live from the ed sullivan theater. Im stephen colbert. Thank you all for staying up. Into the weekend, at this point. Do a live show, they said. Its important, they said. End, its the final night of the Republican Convention and lo, it has come to pass. A day long foretold the trumpening. laughter tonight was a historic moment uniting americas political system, Entertainment Complex and selftanner industry. laughter well all remember where we were when we got too drunk to remember where we were. The evening was k
Subcontractors. Well, i need to get back to the flaming excrement you. Stephen mean hell . No, im going to the olympics. Tonight, stephen welcomes will smith, logan lerman, and musical guest, tony bennett. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause thank you. Hey hey, everybody. Stephen thanks, everybody, youre very kind. Jon Stephen Colbert stephen thanks, everybody, have a seat. Oh, my goodness. Thats very ceend of you, but i happen to know youre only applauding so you can feel your fingers again. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert this evening. And listen. cheers and applause the feeling is mutual. The feeling is mutual, ladies and gentlemen. I want you to know something. I come to work every day wanting to start the show with something other than donald trump. laughter and yet, every day, more words come out of his face. laughter applause where to begin. Where should we st
I cannot wait for this week to be done so i can have a drink. So i wont. cheers and applause im going to have myself a bud lite, the beer we could get. cheers and applause cheers and applause oh. Please drink responsibly, whether or not i do. Announcer its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Jennifer Saunders and cory kahaney, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city,. Stephen hey cheers and applause hey, everybody welcome back remember yet . I dont. And it was tonight. laughter so lets rediscover it together. cheers and applause you know, as fun as it is to watch and talk about the convention, there is a little nonconvention news out there. Im not sure if you guys know this, but it was announced today that fox news c. E. O. And jabba the hut cosplayer roger ailes, who was accused of repeated Sexual Harassment, has resigned. cheers and applause the resignation comes on the heels of a fox news internal probe. l
And now with these slippery handled, very pointy, incredibly sharp scissors, i will now cut the ribbon to declare the final match of the 2016 hungry for power games officially oh no screaming he did it its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Abbi Jacobson and ilana glazer, Doris Kearns Goodwin and eric andre, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 Democratic National convention death, taxes, hillary cheers and applause stephen thanks whoo whoo cheers and applause whoo audience chanting Stephen Stephen hey chris, tom, paul whats going on, mark cheers and applause hey welcome to the late show. cheers and applause thank you so much, everybody thank you thank you thats nice. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im proud to be your host, Stephen Colbert, and we are live on night four of the Democratic National convention, where moments ago Hillary Clinton became the first woman to accept a m