Flaming excrement you. Stephen mean hell . No, im going to the olympics. Tonight, stephen welcomes will smith, logan lerman, and musical guest, tony bennett. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause thank hey hey, everybody. Stephen thanks, everybody, youre very kind. Jon Stephen Colbert stephen thanks, everybody, have a seat. Oh, my goodness. Thats very ceend of you, but i happen to know youre only applauding so you can feel your fingers again. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert this evening. And listen. cheers and applause the feeling is mutual. The feeling is mutual, ladies and gentlemen. I want you to know something. I come to work every day wanting to start the show with something other than donald trump. laughter and yet, every day, more words come out of his face. laughter applause where to begin. Where should we start with this one . Plau its a lot the face. Heres on
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