Jimmy cheers and applause hits it donald, the gloves are cheers and applause donald, the gloves are off. Hey, speaking of gloves, i got you a pair for your birthday. Your childs medium, right . Stephen whooo donald, ive got a travel tip for you. When youre going through customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, try not to blurt out bankruptcy. Oh, that is a billionaire bitch slap. Hey, donald, donald. Your Companies Fail so often, you must have gone to Business School at Trump University oh, donald, he just dropped you like one of your first two wives. cheers and applause youre shiny, orange and empty inside. I would say you are a traffic cone but i would swerve to avoid a traffic cone. Oh stephen thats going to leave a mark, keushan. Cuban. Donald, you know that to be a billionaire, you have to have the billion part in your bank account. Not just the air. Stephen you just fell in the shark tank. Donald, i know you have no shot with hispanics because theres no way in hell y
cheers and applause yes. Bud light the official beer of midweek drinking. laughter cheers and applause tonight, we will be looking back at some of the highlights from my coverage of this weeks Democratic National convention. Well, actually, youll be looking at them. Im going to be taking a little nappynap. Jim we believe in Hillary Clinton. So we made something for her and for you. Enjoy. This is for hillary. Dumdum dumdumdumdum dumdum dumdumdumdum like a small boat on the ocean sending big waves drumdrumbass highhatbass drumdrumdrum like how a single word can make a heart open i want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs this is our fight song take back our life song prove were all right song my powers turned on starting right now ill be strong i did not agree to appear in this. I was just told to wait here with these things on my ears. No one mentioned this is part of a weirdly earnest a cappella song for clinton. Awful. What the hell we talked at the a cappella meeting.
I did not agree to appear in this. I was justold to wait here with these things on my ears. No one mentioned this is part of the weirdly earnest a cappella song for clinton. Awful. What the hell we talked at the a cappella meeting. I was going to have the hat and the hair this is our fight song again, i did not agree to be part of this. This song is going to irritate people. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes john oliver. Jai courtney. And Charlamagne Tha God. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 Democratic National convincing. Death, taxes, hillary. Captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen welcome to the late show. Hey, everybody Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thanks so much thanks, everybody cheers and applause thank you, paul. Thank you, mark. Whats up, jon . Whats up, joe . Whats up, jon . Whats up, joe . Hey hey, everybody oh youve got to love i
So i have more foweign powicy expewience than donald twump. Stephen and nothing so far, so lets move on to this kitten. There you go. Hold on. laughter oh, here we go yeah, trump seems upset and the kitten bleep all over my desk. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes viola davis, Simon Helberg. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Its late show in new york city with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen welcome to the late show. Thank you so much thank you so much hey, jon how are you, my man . Good to see ya audience chanting stephen thanks, everybody cheers and applause hey welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Im not sure what happened with the door just now. I think i may have left my pass key backstage. Everybody have a good weekend . cheers and applause yeah, thats nice. You know who didnt . Donald trump. laughter a lot of people are talking about donald trump and russia now. And not just b
Have we sung the National Anthem yet . Has that happened . [ laughter ] we have so much to get to. Starting with day two of the Democratic National convention in hilladelphia. Hillary clinton became the first woman to be nominated by a major party in the United States, which even if she doesnt win thats going to look great on her resume. The theme of the convention tonight was a lifetime of fighting for children and families, which is definitely fighting children and families, which makes you realize the word for can make a very big difference. Bill clinton spoke tonight. He was the major speaker of the evening. Of course he strongly supported his wife to be our next president. In a surprise move asked Melania Trump to be his first lady. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if hillary wins, it will be interesting to see because bill clinton would be our nations first first man. Which is interesting. Moon, a first man to climb mt. Everest, a first man to run a fourminute mile. Nobody ev