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[cheers and applause] jon hey, everybody welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart coming to you on a. What . What the heck . Thursday . Jon stewart on a thursday . Its like breakfastfordinner over here pancakes at night . We do have a great show for you tonight. Im gonna be talking about 2024 polling a little later with the polling director of the Harvard Kennedy School Institute of politics. [cheers and applause] i dont believe you but first, its been another big week of walltowall, nonstop, penistopenis coverage of Donald Trumps trial from the lingering glamour shots, to the trial merch store, to a rudimentary court treasure map, to secondbysecond realtime closedcaption transcripting, and a qr code you can scan for more coverage and, i guess, msnbcs inroom dining menu. Why would you need the ubiquitous coverage is numbing, fading into televised wallpaper. With insight that only occasionally crackles through, such as he greeted her at his hotel room in satin or silk pajamas. J
Good evening and thank you for joining us. It is Sunday Night In America. It matters the battle, the fight , the war is about. World war ii liberated the world from tyranny. In prison and executed trying to stop genocide. Martin luther king was imprisoned fighting and killed for equality. Compare that with what we are witnessing on college campuses. Students and agitators engaging in criminality in support of hamas, a terrorist group. The protest are rooted in something more palatable. These protests cannot be rooted in a desire for two state solution. That is been around since the 1940s. These protests cannot be about what is just. A sneak attack on civilians. It cannot be about protecting innocence because hamas was to use the hospitals and schools and neighborhoods as fronts for war. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. These protests are showing you exactly who they are when they call for the elimination of the jewish state engaging in violence, fighting with police a
Good evening and thank you for joining us. It is sunday night in america. It matters the battle, the fight , the war is about. World war ii liberated the world from tyranny. In prison and executed trying to stop genocide. Martin luther king was imprisoned fighting and killed for equality. Compare that with what we are witnessing on college campuses. Students and agitators engaging in criminality in support of hamas, a terrorist group. The protest are rooted in something more palatable. These protests cannot be rooted in a desire for two state solution. That is been around since the 1940s. These protests cannot be about what is just. A sneak attack on civilians. It cannot be about protecting innocence because hamas was to use the hospitals and schools and neighborhoods as fronts for war. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. These protests are showing you exactly who they are when they call for the elimination of the jewish state engaging in violence, fighting with police a
War. Left in their wake and millions of dollars of Property Damage cracks in the crust credibility of americas universities. Thousands arrested from coast to coast and the heat of violent clashes with anti israel demonstrators and law enforcement. Whatquicks mccall on studentsd faculty wide to ask like the Protest Records we hope nypd steps and even where they arty are to ensure the safety of all students on campus. Quick schools rush to try to strike deals to calm the chaos and the political blowback. A President Biden finally breaking his silence on the mayhem. Quicks there is a right to protest but not the right to cause chaos of a quick Secretary Of State blinken tries to broker ceasefire deal between israel and hamas. The deal is there, they should take it. Shannon will get were marco mat the Top Republican and jim himes on house until talk with Virginia Attorney general Jason Miyares on bringing Law And Order to the chaos on campus. Then,. It is Election Interference at the highe